funny dialogue
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Three kinks for the price of one ;)
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Halloween was supposed to be fun, until you worriedly tumbled into the Unknown with Wirt and Greg. Being Wirt's best friend, you help him on his journey back home, but will you spill your secret crush, or will it stay unsaid?
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Atsushi usually feels very lonely in his battle. It's nice to know that there is someone with a similar struggle.
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the winner takes it all by 5_m0re_minutes
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
25 Dec 2022
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Hera messed up. Percy Jackson wakes up outside the Wolf House to a she-wolf goddess telling him that the Queen of Olympus wiped his memories. Even worse, Hera accidentally put him to sleep for an entire year instead of six months. It's December 2010, and without Percy's help in the war, Gaea and her giants claimed victory and drove the gods into hiding. With the Mist fallen and the world crawling with monsters, Percy must seek out the demigod survivors at Lupa's guidance as they prepare to make their final stand.
Or an AU, dystopian retelling of Heroes of Olympus with a lot of plot twists: the canon divergence is not what you think it is, and the original plot gets entirely upended.
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Late Night! by thegreatkatewritingmachine
Fandoms: The Mysterious Benedict Society - Trenton Lee Stewart, The Mysterious Benedict Society (TV)
12 Jan 2022
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“It’s not even an animal!” blurted Rhonda between giggles. Her laughter caught on to the others and soon the blanket fort was filled with confused but raucous cackling. Kate had tears in her eyes. Nicholas had entered an awful cycle of falling asleep, waking up, immediately starting to laugh again, and then falling back asleep.
The Benedict family has a sleepover, and it goes about how you would expect.
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1:57AM at A.Z. FELL AND CO. by Lupe1987
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Jul 2023
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crowley and aziraphale get plastered.
they get drunk and make bad decisions.
aziraphale turns out to be strikingly poetic when he's drunk.(pre canon !)
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Jane whipped around to face Colt – Guildford? Her eyes were wide and his matched; the way he stared at her was the way one would stare at a ghost.
“I’m sorry – you’re Guildford Dudley?” Her voice hit a high, nervous octave.
“You’re Jane Grey?” Colt – Guildford! – shot back, equally perplexed. His eyes were frantic, darting back and forth between Jane, Frances, and his father, like he was expecting the punchline of a joke.
“Oh, fuck me,” Jane said flatly.
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After a wild night at one of Alastor's infamous parties, Angel Dust and Vaggie wake up together in a compromising position with no memory of what happened and a disturbing sense that they crossed a line. Determined to piece together the events, the unlikely duo embarks on a chaotic and awkward investigation, questioning shady partygoers and uncovering embarrassing truths along the way.
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What if someone had to invent the concept of a strip club from scratch? In classic Ryan George fashion, this sketch explores what it would be like if the *first guy ever* came up with the idea for a strip club – and it’s every bit as awkward, predatory, and confusing as you’d expect. Join First Guy and Second Guy as they navigate the absurd logic behind paying exorbitant amounts of money for dances you didn’t want, dealing with dancers who won’t take no for an answer, and the possibility of... well, getting killed if you can’t cough up enough cash. It’s a wild, hilarious take on the worst aspects of strip clubs, where the business model is somehow both genius and horrifying at the same time.
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Crowley and Aziraphale Escape Through Time by Writerbot1000 for XunYi002
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Dec 2024
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Aziraphale starts to feel bored with his predictable life, so Crowley decides to take him to a decades themed escape room. Will they solve the puzzles within an hour or will their quarrels get the best of each other?
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The Object of Open Pleasantry by melpothalia
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (TV 1995), Pride and Prejudice (2005), Pride and Prejudice (TV 1980), AUSTEN Jane - Works, Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms
29 Jan 2025
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Mrs. Darcy had a rather sportive manner to speak to her husband. Under Elizabeth’s tutoring, Miss Darcy receives lessons of incalculable value.
(A humorous scene between Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy and Georgiana.)
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Months after the Avengers' dispute in Germany, the team returns to the US and moves back into the tower. As always, everyone pretends that nothing happened. Tony is just fine with this. He's used to pretending, and he'll be damned if he lets any of them see him flinch.
Tony's the bad guy, after all. He's used to it. He's fine with it. He's good at it.
Only now, there's something far worse loitering around the tower - The Winter Soldier. No one notices the guy at first, but when they do, Tony figures that he should have the soldier's back.
Birds of a feather should flock together, and the bad guys should start a book club.
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Draco's a hot mess. Harry's lovin' it (hell yes).
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"If you get me out of here, I’ll tell you my name,” the stranger purrs. Taehyung can tell he’s trying to pull Taehyung into his rhythm, and Taehyung lets himself be pulled because he has nowhere better to be.
He grins. “Something tells me you’d get out of here just fine on your own.”
(With a bounty on their heads and an emperor out for blood, Taehyung and Jimin's only choice is to travel deep space with both eyes open. Easy enough, if only their eyes didn’t so often fall on each other.)
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There was one original vampire. A father if you will. But he was a dick and Yoongi didn’t like to talk about him. Or to him. But that was a different story. There were two originals. One pureblood and one turned human. These two were, in theory, the origin of the species. Well, actually, there were three, there was another pureblood, but, again, Yoongi didn’t like to talk about that. Yoongi didn’t like a lot of things. Most things actually. Too many years on this planet, in this country, had dulled his sense of enjoyment for pretty much everything. If you had all the time in the world, what would you do?
Yoongi, well, Yoongi did nothing. Had for centuries. There were only two things on this planet, in this world, that Yoongi cared about. His family. The part he acknowledged. The part he was responsible for: his kin. He had complete control over their lives, but he didn't like to use it. If they wanted to keep in contact, they would. Most didn’t. Only two bothered and even if they were the only things that made Yoongi care, he often wished they didn’t. They were… lively for the undead.
But again, all of that wasn’t the point. The point was that there was one original pureblood vampire and he was a dick.
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Liked, Commented and Subscribed by Royal Society of Pandas (Abarcelos)
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
30 Mar 2017
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" 'Hey, Bokuto?' Kuroo interrupted his friend. They were both sitting on his couch, Bokuto telling some silly story that happened the previous weekend and Kuroo reading the comments on his latest video. He was quite happy with how it turned out – a lot of people seemed to enjoy it and he even saw a few memes on tumblr titled ‘The actual signs as Kuroo’s signs’. There was only one thing bothering him.
'Yeah, bro?' Bokuto answered, a little annoyed for having his great story be interrupted.
'Do you know who Kozume Kenma is?' "
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Ed is trying to stay positive after his first-ever vacation throws him some curveballs. He was not expecting help to come in the form of an obnoxiously hot Frenchman.
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"Welcome to the Velvet Room," the man says, gesturing with one of his too-long arms at the unstable space around them. His voice sounds surprisingly kind and wizened, and it should probably be reassuring, but it only serves to put Goro even more on edge. "I am Igor. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance."
"Wha—" Goro tries, but his voice is shaky and small in a way that makes him sound years younger than his actual age — which is unacceptable, and he has to swallow, hard, before he can try again. "What— where is this?
"This place exists between dream and reality, mind and matter," the old man replies. As if that's actually an explanation.
Akechi wakes up in the Velvet Room after dealing with the ruler of Royal's final palace.
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- Part 1 of Stand Inside Your Love