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Femslash February 20024, Day 13: Breakup
“I need you to break up with Gayle.”
“I’m sorry, what?”Series
- Part 13 of Femslash February 2024
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Lycanthropic dysphoria (and other gendered bullshit) by cartoonwritingandsuch
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Feb 2024
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Regulus black always knew who he was. What he risked by telling people his secret. How he'd always be seen as the other. He'd been dealing with it since he was four, and he hardly expected it to change as he grew up. In Hogwarts, he knew the way he'd be treated, he knew exactly which way this was going to go.
Remus Lupin thought he was the only person who felt hollow in his body. Not the first werewolf, he knew that by far, but- no one else got like this. No one else felt like for five days a month, their body just hated their very existence, did they?
(Stupid short but sweet fic about Moonwater bonding over their times of the month. The epitome of an idiot plot. Reg thinks Remus is trans. Remus thinks Reg is a werewolf.)
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Nils and Jonathan were working late at night, trying to finish recording vocal clips for their upcoming album.
Jonathan, for the love of god, could not stop obsessing over Nils’s amazing hair.Who knew an innocent question about shampoo would propel their relationship to the next level?
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Kris gets far more than they bargained for when they agree to help Catti with a spell. Without all the facts, the two long-time-friends magically cause one of their classmates to go mute. Can Kris, Noelle, Susie, and Catti get along with eachother and figure out how to undo the spell? Only time will tell!
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“I know no more than your brothers do, but I can judge based on what I’ve witnessed. You know the staircase that leads downstairs? Beelzebub found you limp at the bottom of them. However it happened doesn't matter. The main takeaway, you likely have a concussion-”
“Are you joking Diavolo? If so, it’s not funny.”
Lucifer would retort sharp and sit up defiantly. As a consequence, the room would start to spin. As if expecting Lucifer to do exactly that, Diavolo would sigh and lay their hand on the center of Lucifer’s chest, pushing them onto the mattress once more.
“That’s a bad idea. How did I know you were going to do that..” Diavolo would utter with a trace of frustration within their usually optimistic voice. It was a deep contrast, similar to a growl. “For your own sake, lay still for once in your 6000 years of life.”
Diavolo’s hand stayed in place for an extended period of time, possibly to ensure they wouldn’t try to sit up again.
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Lucifer’s self negligent habits finally result in a wake-up call after centuries of repetition. Lucifer only had himself to blame after getting over pride-induced denial, the very cause of his problems.
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Schmidt and Volkov’s mutual antagonism at work unexpectedly turns into sex, and then more sex, until they’ve been caught in each other for over a year. Schmidt tries to make himself okay with it being nothing more than hidden hookups, unwilling to upset the balance, but the arrival of a new hire seemingly throws it all off and he doesn’t know why.
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When Simmons has the jarring realization that he might be attracted to Grif, his monotonous life at Blood Gulch gets very complicated, very quickly.
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Two years after Aziraphale stopped Crowley's... caper on the church, he's getting the crew back together for a different heist. Cereal-based silliness ensues.
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“By the way, Crowley, I can’t help but notice that you seem to have taken a liking to… eating breakfast? Only, I didn’t think you had such a sweet tooth.”
Blessit all.
“Uh, nope. Nah. Not much for cereal, me.” He pulled a disinterested grimace, but in the face of several kilos of the stuff in his car, this was rather ineffective. And a little pathetic. Why did the angel have to show up right then, anyway? “I’m on an assignment, is what I am. Yep. Y’know, make a few parent’s lives harder by buying up all of their kids’ favourite cereal.” A thought occurred to him and he grinned at Aziraphale. “So really, you’re enabling an evil deed, here.”
“Oh dear!” Aziraphale looked conflicted for a moment, then brightened right up again. “Well… really, those children should not be eating this much sugar, anyway. We’re really doing them a favour!”
“Ngk.”
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- Part 3 of Credo
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Gideon never met a honeypot he didn’t like
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- Part 3 of Coalecroux Writing Prompts
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So this doesn’t have to be a submission but I headcanon that when Kremy first hired Frost, Gideon got jealous thinking he was supposed to be extra muscle for the carnival. Gideon then started just lifting heavy things and glaring at Frost every time he came around Kremy.
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All year, Crowley looks forward to putting on his costume and getting his scare on at Fright Nights at Dreadhaven Asylum. This year, he's got a great scene partner in Ligur, and he's looking forward to playing a fallen angel.
Then a real live angel walks into his haunt, and he's immediately smitten with the mysterious stranger. But how can he get his game on when he has to stick to the script?
Will Crowley work up the courage to make it work before Halloween? Or will the chance of a lifetime slip through his fingers?
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If getting arrested for someone else's crime wasn't bad enough, Jane Irving, who she had been dating for four months now, had dumped her just a few hours earlier. They had both gotten catastrophically drunk in order to cope, and she was still feeling the buzz of that particular poor choice, ready to vomit for her third time that night, consciously suppressing a dry heave out of embarrassment for how Harriet Goodsir -- glaring daggers in her peripheral vision -- would react. Edie and her had fought, and she now felt awfully sorry for it, nearly as sorry as she felt over Jane. She had lost that stupid miniature boat headpiece she spent hours making, her wallet, and the fig bar she kept for hunger emergencies like this one in the fire. One of the heels of her brand new, absolutely adorable satin Valentino pumps somehow snapped off. Her phone was dead, which meant she wouldn't even know if Jane was still trying to reach her.
If this wasn't rock bottom for one Georgiana Henrietta Hodgson...
Written for Terror Yuri Week 2025 Day #4, "Halloween"
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Команда Звездного Экспресса во время экспедиции случайно находит окровавленный труп и, конечно же, тащит его на поезд. А что еще делать с трупом, верно? Дань Хэну приходится разбираться с этой находкой (не то чтобы он был против).
Первоначальное название — "Твоя кровь на ковре, в моей ванной, на моих губах"
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When Agatha and Rio meet at their best friends’ wedding, they quickly hit it off. But in a bout of short-sightedness, she loses it all.
Years later, it turned out Rio was getting married, just as Agatha put together her own feelings.
Wasn’t irony just a bitch?
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turns out none of the great poets have written about this feeling by DFP
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
23 Feb 2025
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“You accepted my proposal. We made a verbal contract.” Mydei unfolded his arms as his chest began to heave. “You drank my liquor and said you would have me!”
There was a distinct ringing in Phainon’s ears that seemed to be the sound of his brain rattling loose in his skull. What in Kephale’s name was that last bit? They had drunk together only the once, more than a year ago.
And actually, for that matter, what the hell was that first bit?
Phainon is somehow the last to learn that he's engaged to Mydei.
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Dan Heng and Blade learn a valuable lesson about communication via accidental dick mutilation.
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Oops! Wrong Train! by Voidparent
Fandoms: Kagurabachi (Manga), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series)
15 Apr 2025
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Team Goldfish takes the Battle Subway to escape from the Hishaku. Unfortunately, they are oblivious to the fact that this is not in fact the train to get to Senkutsuji Temple.
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Careless Whisper by SmutOperator
Fandoms: Dragon Ball, Chainsaw Man (Anime), Chainsaw Man (Manga), 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game), Final Fantasy XV, Star Wars - All Media Types
06 Jul 2025
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When Solara's ship malfunctions during a bounty, she is forced to divert to the Astrid Space Station, a major hub for bounty hunters. There she meets Himeno, and their lives will be forever changed.
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- Part 3 of Solara, the Saiyan