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Double cake by Scrooble
Fandoms: เขาจ้างให้ผมจีบนักฆ่า | The Heart Killers (Thailand TV)
26 Nov 2025
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Apparently this bakery has some kind of thing going on today, because every cake is either something with a butt, or simply a butt. If Fadel had time, he'd probably go somewhere else. But Bison, having come up with another insane idea, needs a cake, stat. And of course he couldn't get it himself, because he's doing whatever else this plan involves. So what choice does Fadel have, really?
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- English
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- 905
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Elegy for a Sonata by H_phone001
Fandoms: Love Live! School Idol Project, ラブライブ! 虹ヶ咲学園スクールアイドル同好会 | Love Live! Nijigasaki Gakuen School Idol Doukoukai (Anime), Love Live! Sunshine!!
26 Nov 2025
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Umi Sonoda has not lived a fulfilling life. She finds herself on her deathbed, surrounded by no one other than the ghosts of her regrets. Even later still, she ends up at the door leading to the afterlife, where she gets told her non-descript 'score' is the lowest that has ever been recorded.
The clerk who judges her however has a proposition: she will allow Umi to have a second chance at living the life she should have lived, in exchange for getting to study exactly how this vague scoring system works. Within the comforts of a messaging app on Umi's smartphone!
What does it mean to get a high score at life? What paths will this pursuit take Umi down? What people will she meet and bonds will she forge? Join Umi as she battles against expectations, her own insecurities and even fate itself...
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Team RWBY's life takes a wild turn when they meet up with a new teacher. As a hidden conspiracy begins to set root in Remnant, it's up to Team RWBY to save their world! From dealing with bearing arms against the White Fang, doing battle with elite mercenaries to facing unnatural cults connected to the Grimm, our heroes are in for an adventure of epic proportions!
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In The Frame Of Love by Eerie_Kitty
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
27 Nov 2025
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Caught between the echoes of a spontaneous decision and the bustling streets of Musutafu, a fresh start in Japan was anything but simple- especially when her mischievous nephews cause unexpected chaos leading her to a certain green haired pro hero.
Moriko learns the Art of falling in love.
(Izuku Midoriya x Photographer reader)
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Who, What, and Wenclair (2025) by Achromatophoria
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), The Addams Family (Movies - Sonnenfeld)
26 Nov 2025
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Here be inedibly incorrect (and sometimes inappropriate) Wenclair for 2025. Within you’ll be subjected to a daily dose of inane humor.
Definitely contains: Excessive bad puns, (im)mature humor, Enid and Wednesday’s mutually failed attempts at flirting, Bianca Barclay’s eternal exasperation, Yoko Tanaka being a certified funny bitch, Xavier being cruelly ragged on, and more.
Note: Sundays are a compilation of 3 to 5 shorts.
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- Part 2 of Who, What, and Wenclair
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[Multivoice Podfic] Needs Must by do_it_to_julia, Lintilla72, Literarion, Obliquity, purplesalad, Rhaegal (RhaegalKS), soup_bo, SuzWhyNotNow
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Nov 2025
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In which the Magnificent Fell and his lovely assistant prepare for their 1941 West End performance, Crowley tempts his own tattoo, and tartan is narrowly averted. Inside a metaphorical pickle jar, an angel may have thwarted a demon, or a demon may have thwarted an angel, or both, or neither.
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- Part 7 of [Podfic] TIC 6 Multivoice-Podfics
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- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
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To Pick A Pocket by RunAllDayandNight
Fandoms: Aubrey-Maturin Series - Patrick O'Brian, Master and Commander - All Media Types, Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003)
26 Nov 2025
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Dr. Stephen Maturin: Puns he abhors, but the Captain he adores
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Moments involving weather as a theme. Sometimes more, sometimes less.
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Truths Half Told Beget Lives Half Lived by EllenEmbee
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
25 Nov 2025
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Rylen has no illusions that his life will be spectacular in any way. He only wants to be useful instead of sitting on his hands while the world falls apart. The Inquisition offers him that opportunity, but even after months bearing the Inquisition colors, Rylen feels out of place. He can fix any problem his Commander throws at him, but he can't seem to find a way out of his own half existence... or his addiction.
Patrice has been abandoned by everyone she's ever loved, and in a moment of blind panic, she ruins her only chance at a better life. When a dear friend offers a place with the Inquisition, for the sake of her children she cannot refuse, but being truthful about her past seems... inadvisable. Trice fabricates a web of white lies to maintain her place, but a shrewd templar with piercing blue eyes could ruin everything with a few, well-placed questions. So she does what anyone would - she makes an enemy of him.
It's only a matter of time before it all comes crashing down.
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- Part 2 of Revelations
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This was dare to make Serafine x Mitzi for my Holiday story series. It’s not going to be serious at all despite being a parody of a tragedy.
I’ll begin writing the actual story around December, when I get my new keyboard and can finally start writing again.
Til then, enjoy this prologue.
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- Part 1 of Lackadaisical Holiday Parodies
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- Words:
- 211
- Chapters:
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- Kudos:
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"Let me make sure I have this right," Chat Noir said. "Ladybug got not one, not two, but five of her friends akumatized at once… because she didn't want to tell them she was Ladybug."
Ladybug laughed, but this time it wasn't a joyful sound. It was hard and dry, like a month-old jelly doughnut. "Yeah, that about sums up how absurd my life has been recently. I didn't need to be so nasty, but in my defense, I was panicking; they almost found the Miracle Box. Anyway, after you left… after the fight… we all made up and they promised to wait until I was ready to tell them my secret and stop pushing me. But Alya stayed behind after everyone else went home, and I think she was expecting me to tell it to her anyway. I almost did, but I… didn't."
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A Miraculous Ladybug AU where Marinette does not reveal her secret to Alya after Gang of Secrets, but to Adrien instead. Somewhere along the way, Chloé finds redemption.
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“Eddie’s Top Secret Plots’ was scribbled onto the cover, along with a doodle of a cannon firing off a shot. Ah, so Eddie must have been planning out the strategy for his next session with the Party.
The temptation to snoop was sure tempting. If he knew what the Dragon-Master was gonna throw at them, he could totally psych Dustin out. It’s not like Eddie would be mad for the free mind-games. Yeah, he loved fucking with his players all the time, wouldn’t be a problem.
If the notes were all boring math calculations, Steve would just keep his mouth shut and wait until next week for Eddie to take those numbers and turn them into story-telling magic. And maybe some accents too, he loved it when Eddie broke out into an over the top British accent.
And so, Steve opened to the bookmarked page, completely unprepared for what he’d come face to face with.
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Eddie writes the world's worst erotica about characters who are just poorly disguised versions of himself and Steve. One day, Steve finds out exactly what's been going on inside the mind of his roommate all these years.
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Holly Winters is a Christmas Elf she is one the many elves attending Jingle Bell Prep a special boarding school in the North Pole that teaches Christmas Elves how to be Christmas elves in hopes that Santa will pick them to work at his workshop on Christmas day.
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- Chapters:
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Snowdin Adventures with the Skeletwins by Just_AliAnne261
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
25 Nov 2025
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"You want to know what to do here in Snowdin? Grillby's has food, and the library has information... If you're tired, you can take a nap at the inn. It's right next door - my sister owns it.
"And if you're bored, you can sit outside and watch those wacky skeletons do their thing. There's two of them... Brothers, I think. They just showed up one day and... asserted themselves. The town has gotten a lot more interesting since then."
The daily lives of wacky skeleton brothers Sans and Papyrus. Watch and read as they get into all sorts of wacky adventures, cause mayhem, and learn life lessons along the way!
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- Part 1 of Skeletwins
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Who's ya Daddy? by captain_0bvious
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
25 Nov 2025
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An AU where Poseidon asks Mr D to claim Percy as his own so not to say he broke the pact. Dio agrees with conditions.
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❞ You've ruined me. ❞
❞ One can not ruin what is
already stained, sweetheart.❞• Ever wonder what happens when an egotistical, theatrical radio-host and a desperate, law-determined detective with an all-consuming thrill of success clash, head-first, into a conspiracy too big for them? — Me neither!
Welcome to New Orleans, Louisiana (circa 1929)! — Where a devilish mystery encapsulates every corner street from the lavish streetcars to the muddled bayou! You're gon' love it here!
..or not, I mean; as the local folk say, there is a rather gnarly butcher on the loose.
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Status : Ongoing .
Started : 08.10.24
Updates : Consistently / whenever I have a chance.Series
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Stitching Dimensions by EntropyTheory
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Star Trek: The Next Generation
25 Nov 2025
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Jack Fenton takes Danny with him on a father-son bonding trip in the Ghost Zone to test a new invention. It goes about as well as one might expect.
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Yoongi doesn’t mind teaching Seokjin to play piano–-not if it means Seokjin will shut up and listen for an hour instead of saying stupid shit like you’re so sexy when you play the piano, let’s make sweet, sweet music together or whatever the fuck while Yoongi’s just trying to take a nap.
Or: 5 times yoongi fails to teach seokjin to play piano + 1 time he… no, actually, he fails that time, too.
Worth it.
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Meow-ster Mittens' Incredible Cat-to-Catgirl Tail-Tale! (feat. her adorable little pet human, Mari!) by Proud_Monster_Fucker
Fandoms: Original Work, Monster Girls | Monster Boys, Furry (Fandom)
25 Nov 2025
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Mari is what is known in some circles as a NEET: Not un-Employed but still Extremely Terrified of social interaction, spending 95% of her time in her room working from home, drawing art commissions (mostly SFW but not entirely), and trying not to die from anxiety whenever she has to leave her apartment.
One day, after a particularly stressful grocery run (because for some reason people insist on having small talk in the cereal aisle), Mari comes home to find her cat, Mittens, has thumbs now. Among other things.
Also, she's read Mari's browser history.
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Visions of Greed by MetallicBlueMorpho
Fandoms: The Lorax (2012), Once-ler Fandom, The Lorax (1972), The Lorax - Dr. Seuss
25 Nov 2025
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Once-ler's dream of biggering his thneed business soon turns into a nightmare when he finds himself being haunted by visions of his sinister alter-ego, the Greed-ler, a dark manifestation of his own ambitions. As Once-ler's business continues to grow, so do his feelings of stress and guilt, and Once-ler begins to question himself and his sanity as Greed-ler continuously appears to him through various hallucinations and nightmares. Forever fueled by the relentless desire for more, Greed-ler is determined to manipulate Once-ler through these illusions in order to take over his mind and make their shared dreams a reality.
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The story of how the Once-ler became the Greed-ler. Follows Once-ler during his first year or so of Thneed Inc's operation, as Once-ler struggles with biggering his business, his family, the Lorax, and his own greed. With the latter taking the form of an evil doppelganger named the Greed-ler that frequently tries to influence and control Once-ler through hallucinations and nightmares.
A link to a playlist is included on Chapter 1's page. Additional songs are added with each new chapter.