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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    Human!AU

    Crowley and Aziraphale have been together for a year now and everything would be good and nice, ... if Aziraphale wouldn't think Crowley was cheating on him or ... if Crowley's co-workers wouldn't think that Aziraphale is a porn actor...

    Or, even a small misunderstanding can cause big confusion.

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    04 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    After narrowly escaping execution, Aziraphale and Crowley want to fly under the radar for a while. Worried that performing miracles will reveal their location to their former bosses, they relocate to the country and stop using their powers. Meanwhile, Aziraphale is ready to start moving faster... and Crowley has a secret. Can he keep Aziraphale from realizing what's changed while juggling moving trucks, furniture assembly, inquisitive mediums, attacks of Feng Shui, and the mortifying ordeal of grocery shopping?

    A fic about moving in together, finding yourself, and finding one another.

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    21 Aug 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 47

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    Aziraphale can’t actually be suggesting what Crowley infers he’s implying… Satan bless it, he can’t even bring himself to think the thought without discorporating on the spot.
    “On a what?” he chokes out, because there can be no room for error here.
    Aziraphale glances away, then opens and closes his mouth multiple times before whispering: “On a date.”
    “Which date?” he asks dumbly, hands desperately itching for his sunglasses. He’d break eye-contact and look for them if he didn’t suspect he was hallucinating the whole thing. “Like… like a specific day?”
    Aziraphale’s expression, a heady mix of hopeful and anxious, melts once again into haughty annoyance.
    “Goodness gracious, no. I meant on a date. Like… like, you know, romantically,” he clarifies, fidgeting. “With another person.”
    Whatever excitement Crowley was starting to feel dies a very sudden, very depressing death...

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    (Or: Aziraphale tries to ask Crowley on a date, but they misunderstand each other. So Crowley agrees to help Aziraphale pick up someone in a bar while secretly trying to sabotage him; little does he know that the angel is also trying to sabotage the whole thing. Shenanigans ensue. And kisses too.)

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    05 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    After a bad day you are wandering outside alone in the rain and you run into Aziraphale who takes you into his bookshop and cares for you.

    First person POV from the reader's perspective. Gender neutral so you can feel yourself. For the best experience, play the audio!

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    29 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    the two different versions of my fic “soldier, poet, king” — where Aziraphale and Crowley got their shit together much earlier, Crowley technically kidnaps the baby Antichrist, and Adam is raised by an angel and a demon who don’t quite know what they’re doing but are trying their best.

    the first fic, titled “soldier, poet, king (old version)” is the original fic published 2020 - 2021; feel free to check it out, but it is many years old at this point and i am not happy with it anymore, thus the reason for the rewrite.

    the second fic, titled just “soldier, poet, king” is the new, rewritten fic published 2023 - 2025; it includes some new + expanded scenes, a bit more plot variation, and some actual working footnotes. if you are going to check out any version, i would recommend this one.

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    26 Jul 2025