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Danny Fenton has a plan: learn how to cook. Simple, right?
Except he lives in a house full of haunted gadgets, unstable ectoplasm, and enough OSHA violations to get a ghost sued.
With the (questionable) support of his friends, his sister, and a camera, Danny launches his YouTube cooking channel.It’s fine. Everything’s fine.
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The world is ugly (But you're beautiful to me) by Arenist for Xante_lewis
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
14 Mar 2025
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Last day of Geto Suguru.
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The Family You Choose (is better?) by number1trashenthusiast
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
06 Dec 2025
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Lilith has returned. She has all the cards in her hands and Alastor's invisible leash wrapped around her perfect fingers - but no one who has played poker with Alastor would suggest counting him out before the game is over.
Alastor has faced some of the greatest evils that have ever existed - has stood firm in back alleys against overlords stronger than him, has several times dodged exorcist spears and even divine guitars.
He is NOT going to be defeated by a fucking HOTEL ROOM and the desperate housewife from HELL.
Alternative summary: Alastor spends a sizeable amount of time locked in single combat with a hotel room door, Vaggie grows as a person, Lucifer Morningstar is Very Concerned that his ex-wife and current-whatever may be getting along too well, Charlie spends a lot of time being confused, Frederick von Eldrich comes out of retirement with style, the Archangel Michael develops a headache, and Vox attempts to de-bug his conscience.
There are also copious musical references for no good reason whatsoever.
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- Part 2 of The Friends that Ruin You
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09 Dec 2025
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"You passed your interview!"
"How quaint." Alastor clicked his tongue. "I believe there were other steps you missed."
The devil waved a hand. "What questions would I bother with? Availability? Past experience? Should I give you a written test for why you want this position?"
Alastor leveled him a flat stare.
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Alastor made a reckless decision to summon a demon from his mother’s old book of suspicious rituals as a means to get vicious vengeance. He didn't know he would summon the King of Hell himself. After dying, falling to Hell, and catching Lucifer's eye, Alastor finds himself spending his afterlife essentially being a secretary to the King of Hell and occasionally nannying a naive Princess of Hell. Alastor is trying to fulfill his contract, but for some unholy reason, her father keeps trying to figure Alastor out
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07 Dec 2025
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When they tell you ‘go to hell’ so you do by Paper3ater
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
02 Dec 2025
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In a place as barren, disgusting, garish, and well, hellish, as Hell, there’s still somehow no chance at a hotel made for saving people to succeed.
Without the world throwing copious amounts of cash at a retired war vet, that is. Thankfully, Charlie is in fact a nepo baby.
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05 Dec 2025
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Saiki K reacts to the disastrous life of Saiki K by Cupcakeglitter2
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
25 Nov 2025
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Some of the Saiki K characters react to the show.
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28 Nov 2025
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Alastor meets Lucifer 2 years before his 7-year long sabbatical, and they engage in a drunken, mistaken night of passion.
What Alastor didn’t expect was to meet Lucifer again after said sabbatical, who vaguely remembers the Radio Demon and nothing of their midnight foray. Of course he didn’t know a thing about their child. Alastor would like to keep it that way.
If only the fallen angel could stop caring about them so much, things would be much easier.
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25 Nov 2025