Bil
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- Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (62)
- Stargate Atlantis (30)
- Stargate SG-1 (11)
- Star Trek: Enterprise (3)
- Good Omens (TV) (3)
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Ron’s never had much money. But it turns out you don’t need money to be a good friend.
AU first year: What if it didn’t take a troll to form a Golden Trio?
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What if someone had paid attention to all those Earth Observation files?
Pre-Apocalypse AU.
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Crowley said, voice very carefully even, “So, were you ever planning on telling me that we were married?”
In which Aziraphale finds an unexpected surprise, contemplates parchment and copperplate, visits a picture framer, and eventually gets his happy ending.
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Their meeting on Eden’s walls was surprisingly amicable, but now Crawly has an angel following him everywhere he goes and he’d like to know why. Aziraphale would quite like to know that himself.
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The Best Revenge is Always Served With Too Many Legs by Bil
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Nov 2021
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Set during Prisoner of Azkaban.
It’s possible that allowing a group of teenagers to see each other’s deepest fears was not the best decision Remus ever made.
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How we see people is not how they see themselves. Series of unconnected character sketches.
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Looking at the Golden Trio after Voldemort's defeat. Hermione chose Harry over Ron in DH, so what does that mean? How does a Golden Trio admit a fourth member?
My attempts to reconcile my view of the characters and JKR’s ending.
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life in the hyyperlane by CallToMuster
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
17 Mar 2023
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Anakin had come to the very obvious conclusion that Obi-Wan Kenobi was completely, horribly inept with technology.
Obi-Wan had come to the even more obvious conclusion that his Padawan was the most gullible and unobservant person in the entire galaxy.
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13 Jun 2025
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"Her name is...Hermione," Lucius pronounces the name very carefully, watching Voldemort as if for some reaction. He has none to offer. "She's in my son's year. And she claims to be your daughter."
Crack!AU where Lord Voldemort thinks Hermione Granger is his daughter.
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- Part 2 of and several bad jokes later
- Part 2 of all plates are cracked by mr nobody
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- English
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Bookmarked by Bil
23 Apr 2025
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Under The Advent Of Stars by GigiDoyle
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
08 Sep 2024
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Tony opened his eyes.
Tony opened his eyes.
To say that he was surprised that he wasn’t dead was an understatement, but the warm body lying next to him was an even bigger shock. He physically recoiled at the bleach-blond woman who wasn’t his wife snoring gently into the pillow next to him, and he didn’t need to see the face to know this stranger’s presence was deeply, horribly wrong.
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After the events of Avengers: Endgame, Tony Stark wakes up in 1990 in the body of his 20 year old self. He is not okay with that.
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Bookmarked by Bil
08 Apr 2025
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Looking out of her window, Eliza Doolittle spots Freddy Eynsford-Hill hanging around on the street where she lives. Deciding to go out and talk to him after all - boy has no idea how to choose flowers, for one thing, someone should tell him! - they become friends. Freddy is almost unique in Eliza's life right now, being more interested in what she has to say that in what manner she says it.
Mrs Higgins is loving every moment of chaos.
Bookmarked by Bil
01 Sep 2024
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Demon and Angel Professors by Ghostinthehouse
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Sep 2021
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They're professors. They're married. Their students don't realise. Cue shenanigans.
Multiple short arcs with one-shots (and often pauses) between them. Characters continue from one arc to the next.
Any ambiguity between being human and being occult/ethereal is entirely deliberate.
Note: The author is not affiliated with Neil Gaiman and denounces his activities (see Vulture article)
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Bookmarked by Bil
30 Aug 2024