Blitzen_Stix
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Bowuigi Fic Crap- by Blitzen_Stix
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Super Mario Bros. (Video Games), The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
05 Oct 2025
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Multiple Oneshots and Short stories of Bowser x Luigi. Hell- if people like this enough, I'll drink 20 monsters and write DK x Mario. I have no standards 💀
Warnings: Angst, Gore, Deadly Fluff, Death in general, Anxiety, Gay, implied smutt but none fr bc I'm Ace and crap at that stuff. [The summary of each story will have their own respective warnings as well, so you can enjoy some and not all of ur uncomfortable.]
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- Part 3 of Bowuigi Shitshow is Still Alive
- Part 1 of Ficlets and Oneshots
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The Dragon's Lair by Blitzen_Stix
Fandoms: The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023), Super Mario Bros. (Video Games)
02 Oct 2025
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I'm a fucking idiot who decided to make bowser x luigi. Therefore this exists. Never written on Ao3 before-
A storm hits the mushroom kingdom heavily and a stork dropped an egg made to be dropped off to the Koopa kingdom, on Luigis damn doorstep. (That stork should be fired btw) so luigi cares for it until the storm passes, then he does research and finds out it's a Koopa egg. -Lil bro is fucked hah- so he tries to sneak into the kingdom and find the parent without giving away his identity. (He fails)
Summary: stork is bad at job, luigi takes egg to the enemy. Enemy decides to keep him for a while. Mario is confused but nobody cares bc it's not his story. Also who tf is grammar? Don't know her. Btw there's lore and shit now do hah- yay-
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- Part 2 of Bowuigi Shitshow is Still Alive
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Invertito >Bowser×Luigi< by Blitzen_Stix
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Super Smash Brothers, Super Mario Bros. (Video Games), The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
02 Oct 2025
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'Bowser's last shot. His final hope. This stupid. STAR. -Would change his life, and give him everything he wanted. He couldn't rule this universe, but what if he could rule a different one?..'
So that's how he ended uo in a world where he's good, Peach is evil, he's got eight damn kids, Mario is dead, there's a massive war between EVERYONE, and he's married to Luigi. ...except... he's not. He's supposed to be dead in this world. Oops?
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- Part 1 of Bowuigi Shitshow is Still Alive
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Scales So Soft by Blitzen_Stix
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Super Mario Bros. (Video Games), The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
27 Oct 2024
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Another shitty ass A/B/O bowuigi ficlet that's too long to go in the one shots book [COUGH] for read that too- [A-COUGHHH!]
Luigi hasn't ever gone with Mario on his adventures to the loopa kingdom, his brother insisting that that was the one place too dangerous for the omega in green. This world didn't have secondary genders and roles like their old one, but instead had their own rendition of soulmates. It was rare ti ever find them, but Mario got lucky as to find his, leaving his brother longing for that same luck. One day, some shy guys fuck up their jobs and kidnap Luigi because him and peach were playing dress-up for shits and giggles- now bowser decides he likes green better than pink anyways-
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- Part 2 of Ficlets and Oneshots
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Don of The Darlands by Blitzen_Stix
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Super Mario Bros. (Video Games), Luigi's Mansion (Video Games)
05 Jul 2024
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It's been five years since the Mario brother's were separated between lands. Inky this time, they never met back up. And Luigi was never caught. He would NEVER be caught. He trained for a year to get back into his mind state he once had when younger during those self defense classes. Turns out he makes a pretty damn good assassin or spy. Too good. Because when the mushroom kingdom takes the Koopa King's youngest as a ransom, Luigi gets a job from that very King, to track down the kid and kill whoever took him. The pay is perfect, and the advances royalty can give him ti return to Brooklyn are perfect. Let the show begin ;))
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- Part 4 of Bowuigi Shitshow is Still Alive
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Ficlets and Oneshots by Blitzen_Stix
Fandom: Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Super Mario Bros. (Video Games), The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
05 Oct 2025
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Bowuigi Shitshow is Still Alive by Blitzen_Stix
Fandom: Luigi's Mansion (Video Games), Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Super Mario Bros. (Video Games), Super Smash Brothers, The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
05 Oct 2025
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Bowuigi Project by Marywannabe
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Super Mario Bros. (Video Games)
22 Apr 2024
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For the most part, the stories are simple, but what's behind them...
It's a new semester at Fungwarry Academy, popularly known for being the biggest exporter of hit sagas in the world. However, one of its biggest franchises is put at risk when the protagonist's younger brother and the main villain begin to develop feelings for each other.
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- Part 1 of Fungwarry Tales (English)
Bookmarked by Blitzen_Stix
26 Nov 2024
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Portal to My Koopa King by 5Candy2Wolf9Bear3
Fandoms: The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
17 Dec 2023
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Before Bowser was king and Luigi had a mustache, they were just teens, meeting when they could in the sewer pipes between their realms. Sweet summer doesn’t last forever as responsibilities and family matters have them going their separate ways, thinking never again.
Until The Mario Bros. get a job call years later and end up in a different portal to The Mushroom Kingdom.
Luigi wants to see his secret friend again, but everyone keeps warning him about The Dark Lands and the cruel Koopa King that lives there.
Did he know the real Bowser? Or is he holding onto a young love that wasn’t even able to bud?
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14 Jan 2025
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A strange affliction is causing Luigi to sleep more and more each day. Worried about his constant collapses, Mario enlists Princess Peach’s help in looking for a cure, leaving Bowser to play nurse and watch over the dreaming brother.
To Bowser, this is just an easy favour to make Mario owe him in the future. However, he soon starts to find himself getting much too invested in the wellbeing of a man who may soon never wake up again.
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Bookmarked by Blitzen_Stix
22 Mar 2024