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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    Lydia Deetz hates her office's maintenance guy but loves flirting with her top patron.

    Lawrence Shoggoth is trying not to conflate an OnlyFans personality with his work crush.

    A love quadrangle with two people.

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    03 May 2025

  2. Rec 9

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    Beetlejuice arrives to celebrate Halloween with his bestie but she’s kinda being lame with her ideas of fun tonight. Oh well, he’s more than happy about it as long as he gets to spend time with one Lydia Deetz.

    Fanfic Trope: Movie Nights and Cuddling

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    31 Oct 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    Beetlejuice tricks Lydia into agreeing to host the "unofficial" high school Halloween Party, then invites some guests of his own from the Neitherworld! While setting up for scares and shenanigans, the two find themselves dancing around each other, both figuratively and literally.
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    “And why did you change that lyric?” Some of her anger resurfaced and she prodded him in the chest. “ 'I’ll make the girl in black my bride?' What the fuck, Beej?"
    Beetlejuice grinned, fangs flashing as he leaned down so they were inches apart. “`Cause I like seeing you pissed off, Lyds. You’re so fuckin’ beautiful when you’re really mad. I love the fire behind your eyes.”

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  4. Rec 77

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    Beetlejuice and Lydia reunite, and the chaos BFFFFs are back in business for the strangest and most unusual Summer the Deetz or Maitlands have ever had!
    (Warning: shenanigans ensue, both fluff and angst are a frequent visitors, tragic backstory intrudes, found family is the trope of the day, there are musical numbers and fanart, and humor of multiple varieties is employed. Also, we say Shit a lot.)

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    13 Oct 2023

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  5. Public Bookmark 24

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    Beetlejuice is officially back in the Deetz/Maitland house! However, despite apologies all around and house rules, it's not all sunshine, holding hands, and singing kumbaya just yet. Barbara especially is having a hard time warming up to the new house demon, and Beetlejuice isn't making things any easier. But not to worry, because Lydia has a plan. What could be better for bonding than a bit of mayhem?
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    “He really needs a dead therapist,” Adam said, voice very dry.
    “God yes!” Lydia said, throwing her hands up and bending back over the arm in full drama mode. “But I don’t know any dead therapists, so we’re going to have to do.” A sly smile crossed her lips. “I’ve got a plan though.”
    “A plan?” Adam’s voice was gently probing, and he almost managed to hide the worry line between his eyes.
    “Don’t worry. It’s not like my last big plan. No murder, just a bit of mayhem.”

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    13 Oct 2023

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