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    “So you’re familiar with the gods.”

    Tubbo barked out a harsh laugh at this. “Familiar? Familiar doesn’t begin to cover it, bud.” He raked his hands through his hair again, and began to pace in front of his chests. “The gods are fucking bastards, okay? They’ll lie to you to make your life a living hell. They’ll trick you into marrying them and then use that as an excuse to never fucking leave you alone-”

    “Wait, marry them?” Fit asked.

    “Yeah! They’ll trick you into marriage if you’re not fucking careful!” Tubbo exclaimed, his green-blue eyes blown wide.

    Fit considered this for a moment. “You know, I’m just gonna hazard a guess here and say that you’re speaking from personal experience on this one.”

    At this, Tubbo groaned and dragged his hands down his face. Fit shared a look with Sunny, who seemed just as confused as he was.

    or, coming from 2b2t, Fit thought there wasn't much that could surprise him anymore. Then he learns about the gods.

    or or, since Tommy won't let go of the marriage bit I add him to the godly spouse pantheon

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    In two completely separate occurrences of kidnapping, Technoblade and Tango are ripped from their respective servers and thrust into the dangerous world of Nether hybrid trafficking. To make it out, a friendship is formed. But they'll need more than a little luck to survive this predicament.

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    In season 8 the Hermits scrambled to find safe ways to another world before the moon crashed into them. They didn't all escape together, and some of them didn't escape at all.

    Or,

    Bdubs and Etho didn't make it off season 8 in time and were left respawning over and over in the aftermath.

    Whumptober prompt: Ruins & Environmental Whump

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    19 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 78

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    Deep in a forest, there is a small pack of humans who all stay away from hikers. However, eventually one of them is found injured, half dead, in the middle of the path. The human child with wild gold hair and razor sharp blue eyes is brought to the closest zoo by animal control to be treated. As the juvenile heals, it brings more attention to the zoo, and more knowledge is gained about humans.

    That doesn't mean that said human is particularly pleased about it.

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    or; a crack fic where human Tommy Innit is r̶e̶s̶c̶u̶e̶d̶ kidnapped by aliens, and brought to a zoo ran by space sbi and friends. Hijinks ensue

    on hiatus!!!!!!!!!!

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    Title from Tales From Cazilor album by Naethan Apollo

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    “Uhh, Mr. Stark?” Peter said.
    “What is it, Spiderman? You okay?”
    “I’m fine but…I think we might have a ghost fighting on our side.”
    “Impossible.” Thor interrupted. “Ghosts hate the living.”
    “Yeah well one just saved my life and made a joke about New York’s rat problems.”
    Silence over the radio.

    Or, New York City isn't prepared for a ghostly invasion. The Avengers are finally all in the same place again. Thor and Bruce are back from space with a semi-reformed chaos god and a thousand refugees in tow. Steve and the Rogues have got their pardons and are ready to start being heroes again. But Tony isn't ready trust, neither is his new protegee Spiderman. The fractured team can't seem to come together. It's a good thing then that Danny Phantom is ready to save the day. That doesn't mean anyone is prepared for when he keeps showing up.

    NOW COMPLETE!

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