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SOS (Save Our Sam) by Cobrafantasies
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
27 Sep 2022
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When Sam starts dating again, he's not sure how to politely reject people being Captain America. To save him from endless bad dates, he has Bucky come rescue him.
"Sam, someone stole my arm!"
That's the next brilliant lie. Sam asked for better excuses and this is what he gets. Bucky standing at the bar without his prosthetic, pointing to the empty space as if it wasn't obvious enough he's missing a vibranium limb.
Sam's staring open-mouthed at his very dumb roommate who really thought this was a good excuse to get him out of another dreary date. Sam finally closes his mouth and frowns over at the man next to him.
"I'm so sorry, I clearly need to lend a hand here."
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- Part 6 of These Idiots in Love
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- English
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- 1,718
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by ElementaryMeDearLargeBaguette
23 Jun 2023
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Alpine’s Daddy by Cobrafantasies
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
23 Jun 2022
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Sam and Bucky unknowingly match on a cat owners' dating site.
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- Part 4 of These Idiots in Love
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- English
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- 7,036
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- 3/3
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- 2
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Bookmarked by ElementaryMeDearLargeBaguette
23 Jun 2023
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Avon lady Lucius Spriggs stops by Izzy’s house, and Izzy seems awfully lonely.
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28 May 2023
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Ed is head over heels in love with his best friend Stede, even though he knows his feelings are unrequited. He’s fine with his permanent spot in the friend zone… until Stede’s high school crush Sam walks back into his life.
Now Stede wants Ed’s help to woo Sam – and Ed’s heart might not survive.
Inspired by the 80s John Hughes classic Some Kind of Wonderful. Title from the Betty Who song.
Original thread can be found here.
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- English
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Bookmarked by ElementaryMeDearLargeBaguette
21 Apr 2023
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Lucius is a painting and drawing grad student. She scores a spot in a prestigious art and art history class taught by Dr. Black. Only, this semester it’s being taught by Professor Hands, and she is an absolute wet dream.
The class is weird and her cohort even weirder. Lucius wants to impress Izzy, love her, fuck her, be respected by her. The whole thing is a muddled mess.
Bookmarked by ElementaryMeDearLargeBaguette
13 Apr 2023
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Izzy stops on the way to his car and peers at Lucius in the harsh glow of the street lamp. “What are you doing?”
Lucius squints back at him. “Waiting for the bus? What else would I be doing?”
Izzy looks at Lucius like he’s an idiot. “The bus doesn’t run after seven.”
“What?”
A panicky lump forms in Lucius’s throat. He’s fucking stranded? On his birthday?
Izzy opens and closes his mouth several times. He seems to be wrestling with saying something. Finally, he growls, “Come on. I’ll give you a ride home.”
Everyone has forgotten about Lucius's birthday. Worse, he's stranded at work. Izzy offers him a ride home, and that's just the first of lots of surprises for the night.
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- English
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- 3,270
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Bookmarked by ElementaryMeDearLargeBaguette
09 Apr 2023
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In which Scott becomes mildly concerned by his daughter’s taste in women.
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Bookmarked by ElementaryMeDearLargeBaguette
26 Feb 2023
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11 Feb 2023
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I'm dancing, I am free by PinkGold for princessoftheworlds
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
15 May 2022
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"-tell him, otherwise you're just lying to him," Lucius was saying, and Stede reeled a bit. He’d never heard Lucius sounding so reprimanding in his life.
It only got him more interested.
The person Lucius was talking to sighed. “I know. I just-I don’t-ugh this is frustrating.”
Ed. Stede’s heart skipped a beat.
OR
Five(ish) times Ed lied about who he was, one time he didn't.
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- English
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Bookmarked by ElementaryMeDearLargeBaguette
11 Feb 2023
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All Lucius had said to Pete about his podcast was, “babe, you should go talk to people instead of being the same white dude with a mic and Wikipedia.” That’s how they ended up here, with a hedgewitch pointing a crossbow in their faces.
The hedgewitch, Lucius feels it is important to note, is a daddy.
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Or: the one where Izzy is a witch, Pete hosts a spooky podcast, and Lucius ends up with two boyfriends.
Bookmarked by ElementaryMeDearLargeBaguette
13 Nov 2022
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After a disastrous interview, crime novelist Israel Hands abruptly retired, leaving his popular Detective Leyendecker series one book short of finished. For the last 10 years, he's been content to work as an editor at Edward Teach's small press. But now Ed's working on a merger with Stede Bonnet's press, and Izzy's expected to work with their star author: romance novelist L. Steele.
L. Steele turns out to be Lucius Spriggs, twenty years younger than Izzy and flirts like its breathing. Worst of all, Lucius recognizes Izzy as Israel Hands.
Avoiding Lucius's questions about the unfinished series or Izzy himself is not going to be all that simple...
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- Part 1 of Work in Progress || Author AU
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- English
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Bookmarked by ElementaryMeDearLargeBaguette
04 Nov 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
Lucius/Izzy
Izzy has a therapist >>
I NEED the whole Leyendecker series irl -
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After Giselle's death, Bathilde dreams of a dark forest and the ghostly white-clad maidens who dance there--and who seek to claim her as one of their own.
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Bookmarked by ElementaryMeDearLargeBaguette
28 Sep 2022
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“Rooster!” Phoenix called, “How kind of you to join us.”
Rolling his eyes, Rooster elbowed her lightly. “It’s not my fault you guys jump at every opportunity to get together and get smashed. I’m just taking my time.”
“Hmmm, I don’t know,” a familiar voice spoke, “I think I want to see a wasted little Roo.”
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The Top Gun pilots are holding a party outside of The Hard Deck for once, and Phoenix makes sure Rooster is there. She’s making the team play Slap or Kiss, and her role as Rooster’s best friend/wingwoman depends on him and another blonde asshole being there.
She just needed to set the stage. They could provide their little song and dance without any input from her.
Bookmarked by ElementaryMeDearLargeBaguette
20 Sep 2022
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The 80s are in full swing, and the golden decade of Nintendo Gameboys’ and Sony Walkmans’ has never looked better. In the neon jungle, Stede Bonnet, a young salaryman, meets enigmatic mechanic apprentice Edward Teach, and the pair strike up an unlikely friendship via fax machine, page beepers and gifts in the mail.
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- 90/?
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Bookmarked by ElementaryMeDearLargeBaguette
31 Aug 2022
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Marwa and the Djinn convince Nandor to use his last wish to remember his real favorite wife. He shouldn't be surprised by the result.
Spoilers through 4x06.
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Bookmarked by ElementaryMeDearLargeBaguette
13 Aug 2022
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Loki and Mobius prepare for a mission that requires wearing tuxedos. But will their attraction to each other stand in the way?
Inspired by the brand new pictures of Tom Hiddleston and Owen Wilson wearing tuxedos on the set of Loki Season 2!
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06 Jul 2022
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Ed is an ex-Olympic skier and the special guest at Stede's corporate retreat. Stede's a divorcee who's been lying about a boyfriend. But they didn't book Ed a room... and there's only one bed.
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- Part 1 of Smutty Gentlebeard not-quite-one shots
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- English
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- 7/7
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Bookmarked by ElementaryMeDearLargeBaguette
15 Jun 2022
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Bookmarked by ElementaryMeDearLargeBaguette
10 Jun 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
They’re TEACHERS they’re IN LOVE, the crew is iconic as always, and the FLASHBACKS AAAAAAH
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to go home right now by unhookingstarswithoutpermission
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 Apr 2022
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“You’re saying you met him?”, Alma says, eventually, once she’s managed to cover her brother’s mouth to keep him from speaking. “The Blackbeard? The scourge of the Seven Seas? And you’re alive?”
Ed cringes at the title, and Stede immediately says, “Alma, it’s not polite to call him that, don’t you think?”
“But dad – that’s how your books call him!”
“Books?” Ed asks. He’s delighted. “Didn’t know you were a fan, Stede.”
“Well, Ed”, Stede says, eyes infinitely soft. “They do say to never meet your idols, don’t they?”or, the one where Edward and Stede attend a Bonnet family dinner.
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Bookmarked by ElementaryMeDearLargeBaguette
09 May 2022
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Ed Teach runs the after school program at St. Gemma Elementary, a crappy little school down the street from a pretentious private school.
When he takes his kids to play in the vast field on the private school property, he encounters the most interesting man.
(They play some capture the flag)
Bookmarked by ElementaryMeDearLargeBaguette
07 May 2022