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Mucho se rumoraba sobre la imagen de Magui Corçeiro, novia de Lando Norris, llorando al salir de la hospitalidad de McLaren.
¿Qué sucedió?
¿Por qué parecía tan destrozada y avergonzada?
La respuesta era simple: Una caja, con un caset, un video, exponiendo a su querido Lando y sus mas bajos deseos.
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10 Sep 2025
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Turns out, there's a clause in the contract about "inappropriate behavior"! And how was Oscar supposed to know that having sex with his teammate is considered inappropriate? Personally, he finds it perfectly acceptable.
Maybe deep down Oscar agreed with all those Italian shouting, swore up and down that he wouldn't give in to this pubertal catastrophe anymore, but when a turned-on Lando Norris tells you to take your pants off – you take your pants off. Even if you're not wearing any.
God, give him strength. And patience. Or at least don't get caught again.
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10 Sep 2025
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“You keep looking at me. Why?" Lando closed the window he'd just opened. The air was already thin enough, and now with each passing minute there seemed to be even less. "Sometimes it... makes it hard to focus."
"Lots of things make it hard for you to focus." Oscar didn't look away. "But honestly? I'm trying to figure out what's going on in that head of yours."
"Having any luck?"
"With mixed success."
They didn't hate each other, though both the media and fans expected them to. But tension thickened the air whenever they were alone together – WDC hanging between them like the elephant in the room.
In chess, the smarter player usually wins. In relationships, the smarter player usually leaves. But what if losing is the only way to win?
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10 Sep 2025
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The Bachelor @bachelorabc ✔️
Jan 11, 2025For the first time in Bachelor history…
Meet the men. #TheBachelor
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Bachelor Updates @bachbops
Jan 11, 2025Lando Norris has been revealed to be The Bachelor’s first queer lead! The men competing this season are below:
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10 Sep 2025
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“Welcome to the Department of Eternal Affairs,” Oscar says, monotone. “We handle soul processing, afterlife allocations, and interdimensional inquiries. If you have questions about your final destination, please refer to Form 14B. If you wish to lodge a complaint about the circumstances of your death, that would be Form 27C, though I must warn you, we have a substantial backlog."
The man in his doorway is soaking wet.
Oscar has seen every kind of death imaginable—except, apparently, the kind that isn’t supposed to happen.
OR: Oscar processes the dead. Lando isn’t. It’s a problem.
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09 Sep 2025