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    “Look at how soft they all are.”, her nose wrinkled in disgust. “Too much sun here. Must have made them melt.”

    Dick rolled his eyes “Oh, please Amy, don’t tell me you miss the smog! Look, it’s lovely here”, he gestured emphatically with his hands, “people are smiling, the birds are singing, the street are clean...”

    She snorted. “Don't give me that crap, rookie. You hate it here, don’t you, Gotham?”

    “Gasp! You wound me, Sergent Rohrbach.”, he exclaimed, clutching his jacket just above his heart in faux-hurt, his eyes widening. “You know I’m incapable of such an awful emotion as hate.”

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    08 Aug 2025

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    Movie night in Wayne Manor is a common occurance. Normally, the movies range from cute animated films to live action thrillers, but on one particular occasion, National Treasure was the movie of choice. And showing National Treasure to a bunch of highly trained vigilantes with very little impulse control, extreme capabilities, and no collective braincells who are prone to boredom, is, of course, a mistake.

    Or, how the batkids became international criminals, committed multiple counts of treason, discovered the existence of a couple of cults, took over an entire country, kidnapped a very important government official, were hunted down by both the Justice League and Interpol, fought cthulhu monsters, made Talia al Ghul laugh, and nearly gave Bruce an aneurysm. Not necessarily in that order.

    All because they wanted to prove National Treasure wrong.

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    18 Jul 2025

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    Crazy Batfam

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    One-shot: A lie. That's what had gotten her here tonight. She had been told he wouldn't be here. But... here he was. And here she was. And she should have known better. They were both trying to move on. And despite knowing this, they had been intentionally left alone by meddlers. Left alone to dance. To slow dance. RobinXStarfire (or NightwingXStarfire) #robstarweek Prompt: Formal Night

    Publication Notes: Originally posted on FanFiction.Net on July 13, 2021, where the original work continues to reside (link to my FF account in my profile). Author's Notes remain the same as they were when originally published.

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    16 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 45

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    Strongarm and Sideswipe watched Bumblebee try to subdue a criminal Seeker—with haste they haven't seen since his golden days. They're glad to confess that they tried to help!

    Key word; tried. They're now stuck on some organic planet with said yellow lieutenant and an ignorant Dinobot. While Starscream is out there somewhere in Earth's atmosphere(or the sea? Nobody knows, really.)

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    03 Jun 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 47

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    Zuko just wanted to take a breather after a stressful political summit in the Earth Kingdom. Unfortunately, some passerby with good eyesight spotted him entering an apartment through the door as Li and leaving through the window as the Blue Spirit, right before he left for the Fire Nation. The Earth Kingdom puts two and two together and, appropriately, gets four: the Blue Spirit has kidnapped Li, and presumably the other Fire Nation refugees who have been disappearing across Ba Sing Se. They must save Li and bring the Blue Spirit to justice!

    Unwilling to reveal himself as either the Blue Spirit, wanted in both the Fire Nation and Earth Kingdom for treason and petty larceny, or Li, who'll draw attention to his uncle's teahouse, Zuko does the next most reasonable thing: he panics.

    Meanwhile, Mai, Suki, and Toph are busy investigating who's really at fault for the disappearances of these refugees, King Kuei has realized he can get away with some truly ridiculous antics as king, and the newspapers are getting suspicious of how protective Fire Lord Zuko is of these two random people he apparently picked up in Ba Sing Se. What's up with that, anyway?

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    25 May 2025