Keanuphobia



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  2. Summary

    In which gay sex makes the world go round, and owning the libs takes lots of lubricant

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    The adventures of the very normal, usual person Ivan Dankworth and the ex-BWL Charles Potter.

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  5. Summary

    a collection of stories about WBWLs and their aftermaths, because i always feel bad for them and think they'd go a little feral.

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  1. Rec 10

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    America is stressed out from being forced to attend fake "daycare" meetings with his fellow Allies. Canada, like the good brother he is, decides to take care of him — even if that means bending him over his desk.

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    08 Nov 2025

  2. Rec 2

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    【内容纯属虚构,请勿上升现实】

    Prop50庆功宴上,加文纽森被很多人轮奸
    具体多少个我也不知道

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    06 Nov 2025

  3. Rec 1

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    Fanarts and Commissions of Newsomusk.

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    458
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Kudos:
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    02 Nov 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    beautiful art <3

  4. Rec 2

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    *Under that fancy suit, Gavin's got a dirty mind. With his sketchy past,newsom is totally thirsting over DeSantis.

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    28 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    yummy :D

  5. Rec 2

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    【内容纯属虚构,请勿上升现实】

    狐狸台王牌记者Jesse Watters在新闻节目里放加文纽森吃屎的ai恶搞视频,加文纽森在推特主页艾特Jesse说我是你Daddy,然后他们就做了。

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    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
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    28 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    YUMMY AND DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!