KismetScorpio
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In Which The Captain Needs Mouse Bites by KismetScorpio
Fandoms: In Space With Markiplier (Web Series)
26 Jan 2025
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"every episode of House MD" except I've replaced all the House MD characters with In Space With Markiplier characters. House MD AU
target audience of this fic is me
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Bruce Wayne Hates Parties [Clickbait] by KismetScorpio
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Shazam! (Movies - Sandberg), DCU
12 Oct 2023
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that one trailer of Shazam where he's like "id like to purchase your finest beers, please!" except batman is at the convenience store and he has no idea what is going on
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The Little Viper by RoyalChili (QueenScarletTheKing)
Fandom: Star Wars, Star Wars - All Media Types
21 Oct 2025
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27 Sep 2025
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obi wan and mandalorians
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Of All the Tales In Arda by I_TheFeatherQuill_I
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
04 Feb 2024
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“Are you absolutely sure you saw a halfling?” Thorin demanded.
Kili paused as he looked at his uncle. For the first time, he almost thought he saw some hope in those dark blue eyes. His smile softened, he knew how important this was to his family, and to his people. Finding a hobbit was the only redemption for the dwarrow of Erebor, especially for the line of Durin.
He took his uncle's calloused hand and said, “I swear it uncle. At least one hobbit still lives.”
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Of all the tales in Arda, there was none so tragic as the history of hobbits.
Bilbo lived a peaceful life hiding in the Shire. It was quiet, safe, and a little bit lonely. Though loneliness was a small price to pay if it meant keeping his existence a secret. After all, getting captured by the savage dwarves of Erebor meant certain death. At least that's what the stories his mother used to tell him warned.
Never trust a dwarf.
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Bilbo Finds His Craft by Porphyrios
Fandoms: TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
25 Oct 2020
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Bilbo is courting Thorin and has to prepare a gift with his own two hands. There's only one problem... other than cooking, his hands aren't very useful for such things. He never learned to make anything. What's a hobbit to do?
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25 Sep 2025
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Bilbo "was, it appeared, the first dwarven pornographer." but to be honest its just poetry about mining
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There was a shout from Scout.
“Scout’s a stupid kid,” Spy said. “He likely started something.”
Engineer didn’t have much to say about the kid. Sure, he tended to be stupid, but he’s got some brains in his head, too. Even if he didn’t say that praise out loud.
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Or, the aftermath of Scout’s death.
[Gift for AussieBookworm’s fic “Going Through The Motions”]
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Scout wasn’t supposed to like them, the wings. They were wrong and inhuman, stuck on him and Ma like some kind of punishment.
He wasn’t supposed to want to fly, or stretch them out in the sunlight, or feel hands card through the glossy feathers…