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    Alexandra, thirty, French, and mildly hungover, did not ask to wake up in the cursed porcelain doll body of an eleven-year-old Pureblood heiress with icy blond curls and a dead Death Eater dad. But here we are.

    Instead of returning to her ruthless career as a muggle lawyer, she’s tossing Floo powder in vintage velvet robes, grimacing at Professor Snape’s disapproval, and trying to keep her sarcasm in check long enough to avoid being hexed by actual children. Hogwarts is calling — and apparently, she’s a Rosier now. A Rosier. With a reputation to uphold, a prophecy on the horizon, and a slowly building crush on a redheaded prankster who really shouldn't be that cute when he's thirteen.

    Magic is real, Quidditch is exhilarating, the Dark Lord is not as dead as she’d like, and Alexandra isn’t sure if she wants to go back… or burn the old rules down in glittering green flames.

    She wanted a croissant and a calm life. She got Polyjuice, Pureblood drama, and puberty — again.

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    Emilia had been an English student abroad, and then America became Gilead, and Emilia became Of-whoever. Five years on, and she is ready for her third posting, knowing that if she does not become pregnant, then it is to the Colonies for her.

    She does not expect to find a familiar face.

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    21 Jun 2025

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    When Melissa King spoke, all he wanted to do was listen.

    He might not always look like he was paying attention, Robby and Abbot both dogged him for his cavalier attitude, but John Shen was actually a really fucking good listener. Her chatter was the perfect accompaniment to a large iced coffee, and anyone who didn’t get it was a fucking idiot.

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    20 Jun 2025

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    The whole Umbridge thing makes her want to scream, just a wee bit. It’s seventh year, NEWTs are fast approaching, and she’s not kept a low profile for her entire Hogwarts tenure just to fail her exams horrifically.

     

    A semi/si-oc who wants nothing to do with the plot, like, ever. 

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    16 Jun 2025

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    Percy Jackson does not often get thrown into other dimensions. She’d actually like to point out that this is a first for her. Waking up in a zombie walking world, wasn’t even the worst part of waking up, she thinks waking up in a absolutely decimated hospital was way creepier.

    Deciding she has nothing better to do, she helps a lost husband return to his wife and son.

     

    Or Percy Jackson gets thrown ass first into The Walking Dead, never let it be said that she doesn’t work with what she’s got.

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