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The Witcher and the Incubus by Mia_Da_Cat, thistels
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
10 Oct 2025
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Geralt is contracted to clear out a den of sexual horror. Succubus and Incubus have banded together and stolen humans to keep as sexual slaves, killing others and causing chaos.
But when Geralt stumbles over a young man who is only part Incubus he can't make himself kill it. He takes Jaskier on the road with him to keep an eye on him. And then he tries very hard to convince himself that he doesn't want to be the only person Jaskier ever has to feed on.
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Two monsters with raging pheromones, lots of self-hatred and who are bad at communication.
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An excuse for me to write the line "If two monsters fuck in the forest and no one is around to hear them, does it really count?"
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Who could love a Witcher? by Mia_Da_Cat, thistels
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
10 Oct 2025
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The Path is lonely and Geralt is starved for touch and affection. He goes to bed with the bard in Posada to scratch an itch, expecting the bard to want to do horrible, violent things to him like most people do when they have an indestructible beast kneeling for them.
Instead the bard calls him nice things and doesn't leave when he's taken his pleasure and starts following him around the continent. Geralt is confused, thinking that Jaskier must be hiding some ulterior motive and bloody appetites but somewhere along the way they become friends.
Convinced that Witchers are unlovable creatures Geralt fights a hard inner battle with himself only to be faced with the most horrifying reality just as he is ready to let his guard down around the bard - Jaskier was worse than anyone else he'd ever taken to bed.
(There will be a happy ending eventually but there will be a lot of hurt and anxiety to get there, this is NOT a happy story)
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The one with two different Potters by Mia_Da_Cat, thistels
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Oct 2025
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The Dark Lord Potter is absolutely sick of his life such as it has turned out. His closest friends are plotting to overthrow his rule and his devoted lover is not so loving anymore.
Harry Potter is failing all the tests leading up to becoming an Auror and life after the war didn't happen at all like he'd thought it would.
The magical wires of different universes gets crossed somehow and Harry Potter end up in a world where he defeated Voldemort only to take his place as the Dark Lord, only more ruthless and effective. Where Draco is his sex-slave and where a Weasley is awaiting his day of public execution. The Dark Lord ends up in Harry's utterly mundane universe and decides to seduce Malfoy and reek havoc on the corrupt Ministry of Magic.
A what-if Harry had been sorted into Slytherin instead with lots of smut.
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Sequel to "The Gritty Wisdom of Jason Todd".
The Bat-family has sworn fealty to their new, gritty, no-belly-button Batman. The problem? Jason is still high, and now they have to get him home.
Follow the newly-dubbed "Grit Knights Council" as they hold sacred trials in the alley where Jason once stubbed his toe, perform the legendary "Gotham Brood Strut," and establish a new Batcave (the 'Grotto of Grit') in the wine cellar. Meanwhile, Bruce has seen the footage and is coming to reclaim his title. He is about to learn a terrible truth: You can't ground Batman.
(Features 24 unhinged voicemails and a tragic eulogy for a donut.)
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- Part 2 of The Grit Knight Chronicles
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The Gritty Wisdom of Jason Todd (Also known as: Jason Todd's Post-Wisdom Teeth Anesthetic Revelations) by Mia_Da_Cat
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
10 Jun 2025
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Fresh from wisdom teeth extraction, a heavily medicated Jason Todd has achieved peak existential clarity: He is the true Batman. Bruce? Just his well-meaning 'PR rep' for the superficial stuff. The Batfamily is trying (and failing) to keep a straight face, recording every side-splitting philosophical deep dive into what really makes a grim vigilante. Poor Duke is going to be so disappointed he missed this.
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- Part 1 of The Grit Knight Chronicles
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Regulus has always known about Sirius' friends.
Always knew about their existence since Sirius met them. He was always aware of everything. Maybe too aware for some people's opinions.
He knew and remembered almost everything, no matter how hard he tried not to, and it was a curse to him. To Alphard it was a blessing because, as much as Regulus loved him, he was very, very forgetful and oblivious. Andromeda used to say that Alphard and Regulus were exact opposites and that's why Regulus found the most comfort in Alphard. Why he always ran to him when he couldn't figure something out and needed an adult to help.
He always saw Alphard as more of a parent than his own. It was reasonable, very reasonable, that he did. Walburga and Orion were never caring or kind to him and Sirius. They mattered as much as dirt to them. Sirius hated them as soon as he became aware. Regulus never dared to. He could never hate his parents, as much as he may want to. He never had the heart to. He wasn't as brave as Sirius was, and never would be, really.
“Reggie! Guests are here!" Was what brought Regulus back to reality. He slowly, and very reluctantly, closed the book in his lap and stood up, taking his time to walk inside.
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07 Jun 2025
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we leave through the fire by justanotherblond
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
09 Feb 2019
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They called the soldier into a training room where he saw his son hanging upside down on the ceiling.
“Hi Papa!” He cheered, waving with a big smile even though the soldier never gave one back.
“Look, Soldat, your son is a miracle,” an agent cackled, yellow teeth shining in the fluorescent lights, “crawling the walls like a little spider!”
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The soldier doesn’t remember his son’s birth or how he came to be. He doesn’t remember bedding a woman and watching her belly swell, but they said the boy was his. He does know that he will protect and teach the boy within the confines of their cell walls. Even when the handlers berate him. Even when the good guys take him away
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- Part 1 of timshel
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Loptr Farm by Oceanbreeze7
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom
27 Feb 2017
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Where Loki decides that the best place to stay hidden in all the realms, is right in the dead smack middle of Iowa.
He didn't mean to adopt a dog, or two, or four...Or a goat, a cat, a horse- wait, is that a lion?Or:
Where Loki hides out on a farm and accidentally makes it an animal rehabilitation service and home for wayward or abused creatures. And of course, Clint's dog runs away from his farm and ends up in the middle of it all.
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Bookmarked by Mia_Da_Cat
10 Sep 2024
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Faves, Lokasenna, redemption files
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Stark Jr. by SketchyNebula
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
16 Nov 2019
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Peter Parker has just accepted that his peers will never believe in his Internship. Really, lately he has just been trying his best to keep his life in balance between all his daily responsibilities that tug at him for his attention, but then his class comes to his place of work without him knowing about it.
Peter should never underestimate his 'parker luck'.A.k.a I threw my hand in this ring because I love this trope
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Peter Parker's Home for the Wayward Villain by BeanieBaby
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), X-Men (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
19 Oct 2016
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A really long redemption story.
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