7 Works by Mia_Da_Cat
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Who could love a Witcher? by Mia_Da_Cat, thistels
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
22 Oct 2025
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The Path is lonely and Geralt is starved for touch and affection. He goes to bed with the bard in Posada to scratch an itch, expecting the bard to want to do horrible, violent things to him like most people do when they have an indestructible beast kneeling for them.
Instead the bard calls him nice things and doesn't leave when he's taken his pleasure and starts following him around the continent. Geralt is confused, thinking that Jaskier must be hiding some ulterior motive and bloody appetites but somewhere along the way they become friends.
Convinced that Witchers are unlovable creatures Geralt fights a hard inner battle with himself only to be faced with the most horrifying reality just as he is ready to let his guard down around the bard - Jaskier was worse than anyone else he'd ever taken to bed.
(There will be a happy ending eventually but there will be a lot of hurt and anxiety to get there, this is NOT a happy story)
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The Witcher and the Incubus by Mia_Da_Cat, thistels
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
10 Oct 2025
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Geralt is contracted to clear out a den of sexual horror. Succubus and Incubus have banded together and stolen humans to keep as sexual slaves, killing others and causing chaos.
But when Geralt stumbles over a young man who is only part Incubus he can't make himself kill it. He takes Jaskier on the road with him to keep an eye on him. And then he tries very hard to convince himself that he doesn't want to be the only person Jaskier ever has to feed on.
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Two monsters with raging pheromones, lots of self-hatred and who are bad at communication.
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An excuse for me to write the line "If two monsters fuck in the forest and no one is around to hear them, does it really count?"
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The one with two different Potters by Mia_Da_Cat, thistels
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Oct 2025
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The Dark Lord Potter is absolutely sick of his life such as it has turned out. His closest friends are plotting to overthrow his rule and his devoted lover is not so loving anymore.
Harry Potter is failing all the tests leading up to becoming an Auror and life after the war didn't happen at all like he'd thought it would.
The magical wires of different universes gets crossed somehow and Harry Potter end up in a world where he defeated Voldemort only to take his place as the Dark Lord, only more ruthless and effective. Where Draco is his sex-slave and where a Weasley is awaiting his day of public execution. The Dark Lord ends up in Harry's utterly mundane universe and decides to seduce Malfoy and reek havoc on the corrupt Ministry of Magic.
A what-if Harry had been sorted into Slytherin instead with lots of smut.
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Sequel to "The Gritty Wisdom of Jason Todd".
The Bat-family has sworn fealty to their new, gritty, no-belly-button Batman. The problem? Jason is still high, and now they have to get him home.
Follow the newly-dubbed "Grit Knights Council" as they hold sacred trials in the alley where Jason once stubbed his toe, perform the legendary "Gotham Brood Strut," and establish a new Batcave (the 'Grotto of Grit') in the wine cellar. Meanwhile, Bruce has seen the footage and is coming to reclaim his title. He is about to learn a terrible truth: You can't ground Batman.
(Features 24 unhinged voicemails and a tragic eulogy for a donut.)
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- Part 2 of The Grit Knight Chronicles
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The Gritty Wisdom of Jason Todd (Also known as: Jason Todd's Post-Wisdom Teeth Anesthetic Revelations) by Mia_Da_Cat
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
10 Jun 2025
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Fresh from wisdom teeth extraction, a heavily medicated Jason Todd has achieved peak existential clarity: He is the true Batman. Bruce? Just his well-meaning 'PR rep' for the superficial stuff. The Batfamily is trying (and failing) to keep a straight face, recording every side-splitting philosophical deep dive into what really makes a grim vigilante. Poor Duke is going to be so disappointed he missed this.
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- Part 1 of The Grit Knight Chronicles
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The "Operation Mayhem" group chat gets an unexpected, chilling message. When Sirius's joke falls on the wrong (but right) ears, his friends prove their loyalty is stacked as high as the walls they climb to save their best friend.
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How to Rally an Army and Still Not Realize You're In Charge by Mia_Da_Cat for saturnsmoontitan
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 May 2025
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The Sword of Gryffindor chose Harry. The Defiant Circle is ready. England needs a hero. Harry's just hoping that hero shows up soon, because he's got no clue who it is.