My_life_is_a_bad_sitcom
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We fall as one (but do we ever get up?) by My_life_is_a_bad_sitcom
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
31 Oct 2023
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As they waited by the couch in the safehouse Jason spoke up. “He was strong. Stronger than a normal person would be, during the fight he threw me off. You think he’s meta?”
As he looked over at Peter’s sleeping form it would explain a lot.
Why he thought he ‘could handle it’ and that ‘it was fine.’ If Stark was in with the wrong groups it’d explain the scars. Especially if it was science related it could even explain why he hid (or even had) his powers…
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Dick thinks that Tony Stark is an abusive neglectful parent and tries to help Peter. The truth comes out slowly, but not without it's fair share of misconceptions, shadows from the past, and troubles along the way. On another note this spider-man guy is getting worrying, stealing chemicals like a rouge. They need to find out what’s he’s up to before it’s too late. -
Pas de deux (It’s already 7 o’clock) by My_life_is_a_bad_sitcom
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
16 Sep 2023
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Peter Parker has a new start.
Finally he can become everything he wanted to be.
The only question is what that really means.
In ballet, a pas de deux is a dance duet in which two dancers, typically a male and a female, perform ballet steps together. The pas de deux is characteristic of classical ballet and can be found in many well-known ballets, including Sleeping Beauty, Swan Lake, and Giselle.
___Or I think we’re all just trying to be real, but maybe I’m just projecting.
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The devil’s story by My_life_is_a_bad_sitcom for CNWrites
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), Daredevil (Comics), Hawkeye (Comics), Black Widow (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
27 Apr 2023
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This was inspired by chapter 13 of CNWrites fic: He’s Deaf, I’m Blind, What’s Going On? (AU-gust 2022)
A mission went wrong, very wrong, and now Clint finds himself dying next to his enemy. Luckily Natasha is here to rescue our favorite dumpster bros.
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Green sticky notes and ghosts. by My_life_is_a_bad_sitcom
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, The Flash - All Media Types, The Flash (TV 2014), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Constantine (TV)
25 Jan 2023
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{Wally doesn’t understand these strange messages written on bright green post-it notes that keep appearing near him. Whatever it’s trying to say, the messages keep increasing in amount every day.} prompt form stealingyourbones.
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Look how far we’ve come (we’re right back at the beginning.) by My_life_is_a_bad_sitcom
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU
15 Jan 2023
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“It’ll be alright.”
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One Block Over by mysterycyclone
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
01 Aug 2025
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Peter Parker (recently called Peter Three) appears in a swirl of golden light, the chill morning air replaced with something stagnant and sterile. He blinks, shaking off the golden light, and realizes he's not where he should be.
He's in a cell box suspended in a void, surrounded by other clear cells filled with people of all shapes, sizes, and, potentially, species.
A high tech gondola being guided along by an alien that almost looks like Peter Two’s Green Goblin slides into view. A bald man in a tailored business suit stands behind the alien, scrolling on his phone, idly drinking some coffee.
Peter politely knocks on the wall separating them.
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03 Aug 2025
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“What happened to him?” Damian demanded, sidestepping a punch thrown in his direction.
Todd scowled at him, but answered anyway. “Mr. Freeze got out with the rest of those fucking lunatics. Dickie-bird took a not-so-nice plunge through some ice into Gotham harbor. Freeze iced the hole over. It took a few minutes to get him out."
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Based on an anonymous prompt submitted to me at @bats-and-the-birds on Tumblr. "a sick Dick and panicking damian? pretty pretty please with a cherry on top?"
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28 Jul 2025
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Prompt, from @star-wars-lycanwing-bat on Tumblr: I was wondering if you could write a cuddle fic where Dick gets hit by cuddle pollen and Jason goes mother hen on him? And if you manage to work in some hair pets, you'd make my day. :D
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Jason was trying to have a normal night. By normal night, he did mean tracking down and beating the crap out of some low-level drug dealer that had been selling to kids in crime alley, but that was normal to him. Relaxing even. Especially because there was no reason for him to run into any bats.
He was trying. And he was failing. Through no fault of his own. And it was all the goddamn emergency beacon’s fault.
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28 Jul 2025
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Jim thought — hoped, really — that a good view of Robin might reveal scales, translucent skin, pointed ears, anything to indicate that he wasn’t just a child. Instead, he saw black hair plastered to his forehead by the rain, round cheeks that indicated he still hadn’t fully grown out of his baby fat, and a desperate boy shaking in the rain as blood began to pool around his knees.
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Or, Batman's hurt, Jim Gordon has an actual conversation with Robin for the first time, and he can't find it in himself to leave a small boy alone in the rain.
Based on this post a made on my Tumblr a bit ago: https://www.tumblr.com/bats-and-the-birds/756621345708785664/headcanon-that-early-on-in-dicks-tenure-as-robin?source=share
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28 Jul 2025
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Coming to Understandings by Raven_Woods_2003
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
26 Jul 2025
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Things are different, now. It’s… weird. Dick is ‘Nightwing’, now. Timothy Drake, the little bastard Bruce had replaced him with, had graduated to ‘Red Robin’, whatever the fuck that was. And the current Robin… was Bruce’s child. Real blood, not a rat off the street like the rest of them. The heir to the Wayne Empire. Jason always figured Richard The Golden Boy would inherit, one day. Ha. Sucker.
A drabble where Jason Todd begins to get an understanding of where he and his brothers stand (And Tim Drake is a surprisingly mature and well adjusted individual)
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27 Jul 2025