Please_end_me_now
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- Vampires (1998) (9)
- Rock of Ages - D'Arienzo (3)
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Jack’s eyes squinted, trying to figure out if the priest was actually serious. Yeah, he was an archivist and a priest, and maybe Jack was his first sexual experience since joining the priesthood… actually, no shit he was oblivious to the existence and uses of a glory hole.
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Jack was going crazy. He was sure of it.
Every turn, he was cartching a glimpse of those fucking things. On his nightstand, on the sink counter, in his pants pocket, in the fridge, the table, the counter, even between the couch cushions.
Those obnoxious, chalky, teeth-breaking candy hearts.
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Call it Masturbation; Either Way it’s a Solo Operation by Please_end_me_now
Fandoms: Upgrade (2018)
29 Mar 2025
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Grey needs to get his rocks off. Stem offers to help.
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Operation : Take down this bitch by Please_end_me_now
Fandoms: Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre (2023)
23 Sep 2024
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A fan gets too touchy with Danny at a party. Greg comes to the rescue.
Please check tags for non-con elements.
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Jack gets hurt on a hunt. Adam helps him feel better.
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Adventures of Jack and Adam - A Oneshot Series by Please_end_me_now
Fandom: Vampires (1998)
31 Mar 2025
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- 5,972
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- 6
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Daddy Kinks by Please_end_me_now
Fandom: DCU, Spies In Disguise (2019), Supernatural (TV 2005)
12 May 2022
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This used to be a oneshot book, it’s now a series so I can specify tags and warnings. Also not all in here will be specifically ‘daddy kinks’. I’m using it as more of an umbrella term for name-calling shit, because I like having my shit sorted, and leaving one or two out will make me angry.
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Killer Doctors and their killer (hot) boyfriends by Please_end_me_now
Fandom: Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008)
07 Mar 2022
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This picture is meant for my boyfriend James Evan Wilson.
If you’re not my boyfriend James Evan Wilson you should ignore it.
Wilson giggles at the screen, but when the picture comes through it takes his breath away.
It’s clearly taken at a mirror, showing House from the back, his ass pushed back enticingly and his gorgeous long legs ever so slightly parted. The photo cuts off at House’s waist.
House’s wearing the baby blue lace panties Wilson got for their first anniversary months ago, the ones Wilson knows bring out his eyes. He’s not wearing anything else.
You’re not as funny as you think you are.
Excuse you, I’m fucking hilarious.
You’re lucky you’re pretty.
Yeah?
Tell me about it.
Your ass is a sight in those panties, babygirl.
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- Part 2 of Pretty as a Picture
Bookmarked by Please_end_me_now
07 Jul 2025
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Wilson’s reaching out for the bottle again when his phone pings, so he reaches for that instead. He can’t help but smile when the notification shows a new text from House. It helps him remember that he’s being mopey for no reason: he’s still House’s best friend, that’s what matters.
He’s just a bit lonely, is all.
He opens the text and blinks at its contents:
I know you want it.
What the fuck does that mean?
For a few moments, Wilson just stares blankly at the text, but then the accompanying image comes through.
“Holy shit.” Wilson drops the phone like he’s been electrocuted, his face burning. “What the fuck?”
It’s a picture of House.
It’s a whole lot of House.
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- Part 1 of Pretty as a Picture
Bookmarked by Please_end_me_now
07 Jul 2025
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Suddenly, Wilson feels like he’s been enveloped in warmth. He leans closer, pressing their foreheads together. “I love you so fucking much.”
“So you keep saying.” House smiles drily.
Wilson just has to kiss him. “And so I’ll keep on saying.”
“Do you… need me to say it back?” House asks after a moment, his voice weirdly unsure.
“Would you say it back?” Wilson asks curiously. “If I asked you to?”
House hums. “I could always hire a skywriter.”
“That sounds lovely, sweetheart.” Wilson smiles. “Valentine’s day is coming up. 20 bucks to whoever comes up with the most embarrassing declaration?”
“Oh, Jimmy, you are going down.”
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- Part 3 of Pretty as a Picture
Bookmarked by Please_end_me_now
07 Jul 2025
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After two weeks of not seeing each other, Wilson gives House the business.
I wrote this initially in 2021 and it was one of the first smut stories I had ever written. Due to this, it is a little clunky. I hope you like it!
Bookmarked by Please_end_me_now
07 Jul 2025
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Impromptu Is the Best Kind of Fun by heeroluva for Reddwarfer
Fandoms: Zombieland (2009)
24 Dec 2010
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After a close encounter of the zombie kind, Tallahassee and Columbus blow off some steam.
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12 Jun 2025