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“Where…” Izzy struggles to find his voice and finally manages it. “Where did you find that? Did Bonnet give it to you?” He’s having to stop himself from careening forward and ripping the shirt off Edward’s back.
He tries not to notice the way Edward’s face brightens at the mention of Bonnet’s name.
“No, it’s mine—one of my two. The other one still looks the same, but when I woke up… Look how fine this is now, Iz!”
“It’s…” Izzy’s tongue feels thick but his brain, somehow, provides the word. “Purple.”
(A Pleasantville AU.)
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28 Sep 2022
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When Stede typed ‘leather gay bars near me’ in his phone, only one result popped up.
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- Part 1 of Ride Hard
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21 Sep 2022
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sting of a wasp by brightbolt, imperfectlyctor
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
20 Aug 2021
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"You’re a virgin,” Gideon said, testing it out. "Huh."
Harrow didn’t like the sound of that huh. She knew Gideon’s noises, and that was a thoughtful, sinister huh. That was the same huh she’d made before putting canned tuna in Crux’s work boots.
Her eyes narrowed. “What.”
Gideon cocked her head to the side. “Is there a reason you’re waiting?” There was no judgement in the question— only genuine curiosity.
Perhaps it was this that made Harrow more inclined to answer. “I don’t have the time to look for someone new,” She shrugged. “And my available pool is… somewhat limited.”
“Well,” Gideon said, with just a hint of conspiracy in those glittering golden eyes. “If you ever want to change that, you have my number.”
What? What?
Harrow blinked. “What?”
Or: the five times Gideon and Harrow successfully bone, and the one time they don't.
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18 Sep 2022
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After what was meant to be a casual discussion with a sea witch goes predictably awry, Stede gets afflicted by a curse – and, as his luck would have it, the only person around to help him with it is Izzy.
Now, if only they could stop arguing with one another long enough to get Stede cured before the rest of the crew returns…
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27 Aug 2022
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“You want to fight me, tonight?”
“Yes,” Ed gasps, “oh, God, Stede, yes, you fucking — ah,” and Stede, the bastard, kisses up Ed’s jaw to suck at his earlobe because that’s one of the spots he knows hits Ed right in the cock, lights him up like lightning, and if Ed wasn’t hard before he’s fucking aching for it now.
Ed and Stede play one of their favourite games.
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27 Aug 2022
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The 80s are in full swing, and the golden decade of Nintendo Gameboys’ and Sony Walkmans’ has never looked better. In the neon jungle, Stede Bonnet, a young salaryman, meets enigmatic mechanic apprentice Edward Teach, and the pair strike up an unlikely friendship via fax machine, page beepers and gifts in the mail.
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08 Aug 2022
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Izzy still doesn't precisely know how to feel about work this morning, but it's somewhere between scorn and dread.
He's already encountered the new General Manager's influence; Edward's unilateral decision last week to change his signature block to read co-General Manager, for fuck's sake, which Izzy had had to push back on. Izzy's also had actual contact with him; brief, over Teams. His impression of the man wasn't precisely flattering.
Day one of the High Income Tax Policy and Enforcement Branch, and Izzy doesn't really have any idea what to expect.
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Israel Hands has been the Executive Officer to Edward Teach, General Manager of High Income Tax Enforcement, for a long time. He knows this job, he knows Edward, and he knows how to keep his life separate from work - for the most part.
And then the branch is restructured to include Stede Bonnet, General Manager of Tax Policy, and his team of fucking clowns. Suddenly Izzy has two bosses, irritating coworkers, and a rapidly disintegrating line between the personal and the professional.
Not to mention Edward's behaving more erratically than usual.
(It's a romcom).
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- Part 2 of no new year's resolution
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06 Aug 2022
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Being stranded on a desert island was a novel idea when he was reading about it – especially the flowery romance novels that he keeps on the top shelf, where he could keep them away from judgemental eyes. He’d spent more than one afternoon reading about luxurious castles made of leaves and trees, of songs and music and love found while being utterly lost. There’d even been a dream or two of Edward ravishing him on the sand, just the two of them in their own little world.
The reality is rather… unpleasant.
Most unpleasantly, he’s stuck here with Izzy.
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13 Jul 2022
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Stede Bonnet's Guide to Being in a Throuple by georges1982_96
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Aug 2022
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Stede fell in love with Ed the day they met, the moment the man walked into Stede’s newly opened bakery and breathed reverently, “Holy shit, this is fucking insane.”
The only hitch? Stede is pretty sure Ed is married and off-limits.
Until a few weeks later, Ed kisses him.
Otherwise known as the fic where Stede assumes Ed and Izzy are married so he's now part of a throuple, and ends up saving a marriage that didn't actually exist in the first place.
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- Part 1 of OFMD Modern Day Throuple AU
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12 Jul 2022
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"I don't have demands," Bonnet says. "This isn't a hostage negotiation. But to start, I think we should stop quarreling over him like a pair of hungry jackals."
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- Part 2 of Doldrums
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12 Jul 2022
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Stede starts holding open cabin hours to allow the crew to air their grievances. It goes about as well as you’d expect.
AKA my “Stede is going to go off like a horny volcano when he finally gets laid” fic.
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Featuring Stede’s cursed yet sexy moustache, Swede lore and Lucius being altogether too good at his job(s). Unbetaed.
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10 Jul 2022
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08 Jul 2022
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Fifteen years earlier, a newly minted captain Blackbeard decides to kidnap himself a wife. (It's Stede. The wife is Stede.)
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28 Jun 2022
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It’s “doesn’t mean a thing,” that gets Ed into trouble. Because, turns out, it means a fucking a lot.
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11 Jun 2022
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For all of Bruce's overthinking, Selina finding him goes nothing like he imagined it might. His evening gets even weirder and more unplanned from there until it ends in a disaster of his own making. After he gets his head out of his ass, he has to figure out how to make it up to Selina, and that doesn't go how he imagined it either.
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17 May 2022
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Stiles' sophomore year starts something like this:
3 FourLokos
+ 1 peer-pressuring cat
- 1 best bro to end all best bros
= 1 Craigslist ad headline that reads "str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic".
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14 May 2022
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The British aren’t too happy about the contract being broken on the Act of Grace and this time Stede Bonnet gets to be the one coming to the rescue.
“Stede,” Ed says and then buries his head in Stede’s neck, his chin bristly against the soft skin. “This is real yeah? I’m not fucking dead or something?”
“No one’s dead,” Stede says firmly, petting his head. “Though that does remind me we are in a certain amount of peril right now.”
“Oh fuck, right,” Ed says, looking up. “So this is a rescue then?”
“Well, yes,” Stede says, trying not to feel offended. “Did you think it was a conjugal visit?”
Ed shrugs.
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- Part 1 of Red Sky At Morning
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08 May 2022
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“Now, look at that,” Stede said, smiling a little. “I knew you had it in you. If you can try to kill your captain in contempt, you can most certainly beg for forgiveness at his feet.”
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08 Apr 2022
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“You’ve never been anything but–perfectly considerate, my love,” Stede manages weakly, staring straight up at the ceiling, flexing a hand in Ed’s hair. Ed can be impatient in bed, erratic, firm and greedy in his touches, but he’s always asked Stede from the first– Is this ok? Like this? Is it good? Am I hurting you?
“You’ve never hurt me, or…” His cheeks pinken slightly, “Well, beyond what I imagine is the normal amount of soreness the day after, of course, but…”
Ed grunts, and scrapes his teeth over the bone of Stede’s jaw in a way that makes him gasp and brings him right back to himself. Ed seems to freeze at the noise, fingers digging shakily into Stede’s hip. “But what if I wanted to?”
-------------------After a rough raid on another ship, Stede lets Ed express the Blackbeard side of himself a little more privately.
Shameless PWP with lots of feelings.
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08 Apr 2022
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Stede Bonnet runs through the misty forest.
He is definitely not crying.
He runs in ribboned shoes that were only made for strolling in the city. His white calves flash like those of a deer, covered in silk stockings. And stupid, stupid: his scarlet cape flows in the wind, like a trail of brilliant blood, marking him prey.
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08 Apr 2022