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    “Izzy?”

    Izzy rolls his eyes upward and wonders, once again, why he hadn’t died when Ed flipped the car. Then he’d be spared the absolute mortification of bumping into Stede fucking Bonnet in a kink dungeon.

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    Edward's lengthy dry spell left him in possession of some very interesting books. He decides to show one to James.

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    “It’s plain what he needs, Francis. The question is whether he realizes it or not.”

    “And what does he need?”

    “Oh, the usual.” James is grinning now, impish as a schoolboy. “Sexual stimulation, carnal discipline, perhaps a good paddling here and there.“

    Edward Little comes to visit his old captains in the summer of 1853.

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    It’s not often that Blanky manages to get past Jopson to pester the captain without an invitation.

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    Irving wondered if this was the way a rat felt when the trap snapped shut.

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    Aziraphale had tried to be good, he really had. He’d rebuffed Crowley’s offers to slither over with a case of something drinkable, until Crowley’s threat of sleeping away the rest of the year had been simply unbearable and he’d cracked.

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    A few months prior to leaving the Dowling household, Crowley had downloaded Grindr for the sole purpose of catfishing randy morons. He was not expecting a paragraph that began with: ‘hello. I hope you don’t think this is too forward, but I couldn’t help but notice you have the most lovely nipples.’

     

    Crowley keeps trying to meet his Grindr fuckbuddy. Aziraphale keeps showing up at all his meeting spots. This is terrible.

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    5/5
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    The door gave way with a crack, and several large, armed men stepped into the room. They stared at Aziraphale for a long moment. A few glanced at each other, and one muttered something. The closest one drew his sword.

    And then a familiar voice said, “Aziraphale?

     

    Aziraphale is a monk at Lindisfarne. Crowley is a Viking.

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    That was her nanny. Her son’s dowdy, sunglasses-wearing nanny, who dressed like a Victorian dominatrix and towered over both Harriet and Thaddeus. And she was wearing the slutty black gown that Harriet hadn’t had the courage to try on herself.

    “Oh my God,” she heard herself say.

    The nanny and her gentleman friend both turned to her, surprise blooming across their faces.

    “Oh shit,” said the gentleman friend, which was rich coming from the human incarnation of a marshmallow.

     

    Or, Harriet Dowling makes a deal with—well, not quite the devil.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
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    “Crowley?” came Aziraphale’s voice. “Are you still out with Warlock? I was wondering if you’d pick up some—”

    “He’s asked me if we swapped him at birth!” Crowley hissed into the phone.

    “How did that come up?” asked Aziraphale blankly.

    “Might’ve slipped out,” Crowley muttered. “Not the point. What do I say?

    “Generally in circumstances like these I think the truth is called for,” Aziraphale told him.

    “I’ll wipe his memory,” Crowley decided. That would take care of this whole mess.

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    Collections:
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    42
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    741
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    69
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    4,899
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    Crowley pinched the bridge of his nose and squeezed his eyes shut. He stayed like that for a good minute before huffing out a breath. “We’ve been living together for six months,” he finally said.

    “Yes,” Aziraphale agreed cautiously.

    “I honestly thought you weren’t interested.”

    “I thought you weren’t!”

    “My God,” said Crowley in a tone of absolute disgust, “we are so fucking stupid, aren’t we?”

    Aziraphale wisely kept his mouth shut.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    88
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    1,192
    Bookmarks:
    253
    Hits:
    14,148
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    “I am Groot?” says a small voice behind him, and Rocket turns away from staring at the stars to give the kid a weak smile.

    “Yeah, we’re going home,” he tells Groot.

    Whatever that means anymore.

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    English
    Words:
    32,714
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    169
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2,076
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    “You gonna fuck me, baby?”

    “It is International Women’s Day,” Vanessa says. “Why don’t you be a good boy and go get me my harness?”

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    Comments:
    16
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    324
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    49
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    3,375
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    Hi, readers! Deadpool here. This is where I summarize the thrilling conclusion to our family saga in a short but intriguing blurb that’ll get you to click. Gosh, there’s so much pressure. It’s like trying to pee with someone watching. Oh wait, I do that all the time. Join me as we pull our shit together, defeat the forces of evil, and have a baby.

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    Words:
    70,101
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    125
    Kudos:
    341
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    5,943
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    In which Nathan Summers tries to balance fatherhood, a sexual awakening, family dinners, and saving the world.

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    60,110
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    169
    Kudos:
    430
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    6,283
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    What do you get when you take a not-dead hooker with a heart of gold, a time-sliding telepath on a mission to save the world, a pyrokinetic teenager with trust issues, and the obnoxious fucker who brought them together? Answer: a family.

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    Words:
    33,200
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    216
    Kudos:
    578
    Bookmarks:
    103
    Hits:
    6,441
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    Sometimes, when everything’s going really smooth and life seems to fall into a comfortable routine, something happens to completely fuck it all up.

    It’s Quill’s fault, naturally. Rocket ain’t really sure what else he expected at this point.

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    21,455
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    113
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2,197
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    This isn’t the first time he and Rocket have tried the kinky shit since they started bumping uglies in real life as opposed to over the net, but it’s new enough that sometimes it makes Yondu uncomfortable.

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    English
    Words:
    2,289
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,480
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    “Where th’ hell am I?”

    Kraglin licks his lips nervously. “We’re on the Starhawk,” he says, real quiet.

    “Fuck,” Yondu croaks eloquently.

    That about sums it up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    51,535
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    176
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    3,734
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    After the end, Caleb and Kyoko have to find a way to start over.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    55,001
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    202
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    3,421

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