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    “Alien…aphrodisiac.” James blinks and takes a few deep breaths, absorbing the information to scratch his head over later. Steve’s the priority now. “At least tell me he didn’t leap into the path of the alien whatever.”

    The Widow laughs. It’s half for show, James knows, but he thinks he can see genuine amusement in her cool green eyes. Steve’s better at reading her, but Steve’s apparently busy rubbing one out in the bathroom.

    “Not this time,” she says. “It’s not a weapon. One of the scientists grabbed the first thing they could in a panic. Steve was the only one in the room with them and got a faceful of blue dust. The effects took a couple of hours to show.”

    “And the scientist who used it?”

    “Was trying to fuck a wall, last I saw.”

    James grimaces.

    “It’s not very dignified,” the Widow adds, noting his expression. “Like I said, either the serum’s handling the worst of it, or Steve’s real superpower is his moral compass.”

     

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    Steve gets sex-pollened. He handles it just fine, and then Bucky shows up.

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    29 Jun 2025

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    “It's excellent rehabilitation for my image,” Loki says, widening his eyes. “They love you, and because of that they'll trust me. You wouldn't ruin this for me, would you?”

    Thor glares at him.

    Loki’s mouth twitches. “Also, it's the funniest thing that's ever happened to me.”

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    14 Jun 2025

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    Fake/pretend

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    Main Continuity:
    1: a coral room
    2: a sky of honey
    3: the ninth wave

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    Lex Luthor Side Stories:
    4: nocturn
    8: prelude
    10: where on your palm is my little line

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    Pennywaynes:
    6: a diamond sky
    7: sunset

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    Elseworlds:
    5: a sea of honey
    9: and so is love
    11: second nature

     

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    13 Jun 2025

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    After their fall, the little yellow house Hannibal brings them to is a charmed space. It’s easy to forget there, when Will is in the mood for forgetting.

    In the Pennsylvanian woods, it’s easy as breathing to ignore the life he left behind. Simple to pretend they’re the last men on earth. Molly and Jack, the murder victims and the FBI seem farther away in the sea of tall, sweet grass—an echo from someone else’s dreams. That’s their life now: Will wants to forget, and Hannibal wants to let him.

    But reality has a way of asserting itself. No one can ignore it forever.

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    30 Mar 2025

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    Soft post fall

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    Premise: What if Hannibal weren't such a dick?

    All from prompts I got on tumblr. These used to be with the rest of the tumblr ficlets but there are so many of them now I thought it would be easier if they had their own doc.

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    27 Mar 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Non-dick Hannibal sweet romance