Sarcasm_Is_My_First_Language
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Things That Are Broken... by Sarcasm_Is_My_First_Language
Fandoms: Now You See Me (2013)
08 Dec 2016
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"...Can Always Be Fixed"
SLIGHT AU: What would happen is circumstances were a bit different for the youngest horseman? If life was a bit more difficult, if he'd turned out just a little more broken... From First Sightings, to First Meetings, through pain and injury and love and family... Meet Jack Wilder and the family fate chose for him. -
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The Realisation of Stiles, otherwise known as 'Stiles the Whore'
In which Stiles realises something about herself and wonders how in hell and God's name with all her infinite genius she could've missed it.
'But when she thinks about it… She has actually… with all of them… "Oh god," Stiles groans. "I'm a whore…"'
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Humanity Is Such a Burden by AnonymousObsesser
Fandoms: The Vampire Diaries (TV), The Originals (TV)
01 Mar 2024
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Elena breaks up with Damon and takes a roadtrip to NOLA (Caroline tags along for funsies).
Elijah always knew exactly who she was.
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19 Jun 2025
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When he admitted to stealing meds from the hospital, to his drug use in general, Frank Langdon destroyed quite a few relationships. Getting back from rehab didn't fix those relationships, but maybe they helped him make a few more.
OR: Langdon and Santos talk things out. They might not ever be friends, but if you hold up a mirror to one, you'll probably end up seeing the other.
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17 Jun 2025
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They're big on acceptance, in NA. Frank mostly thinks it's bullshit, but it's not like what he was doing before was working any better, so he's giving it his best shot. He's accepted that he can't trust himself, and he's accepted that he's never going to get back what he had before, and he can accept that there's nothing for him and Robby to say to each other, now, too. He can do that.
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17 Jun 2025
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Six years, five months, and two days into his ill-advised solo subway adventure, Five finds a greenhouse full of strawberries.
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15 Jun 2025
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So, really, it was live with Robby or hang out in an empty house trying not to relapse. Living with Robby seemed more interesting.
(Langdon moves in with Robby after rehab. Feelings and hijinks ensue.)
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14 Jun 2025