TheWalrusSingsAtMidnight



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    “No,” Jason said, still shaken. He jabbed a finger at Batcow. “This is -- this is my thing!”

    “What?”

    “I smoke out here so Alfred doesn’t--” Jason cut off, waving his cigarettes in his direction. “You--you smoke?”

    Bruce took a drag from his cigarette, releasing the air over his head. “No.”

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    “Okay,” Batman said, “You’re going to open the properties and check the dr--”

    Barry looked up as the comm let out a burst of static, cutting the vigilante off.

    “--oh fuck,” someone said on the other end of the line, muffled in the sudden static. Barry and Oliver exchanged a worried glance.

    “Batman, are you okay?" Barry asked in the ensuing silence. “Sir?”

    “Apologies,” came the reply a moment later, flat as ever, “Where was I?”

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    08 Jul 2025

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    From a tumblr prompt.

    AKA, "A Justice League fic where everyone argues about who's the most beautiful and intimidating sexy from the Big Three and everyone has valid points."

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    08 Jul 2025

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    When Bruce’s kids end up on the Watchtower due to a set of unforeseen circumstances, Jason first tries to get the League to believe that they’re all biologically related to Bruce. He tries to avoid having Jason give everyone a sex talk by reminding him that he’s adopted. This leads to all his kids pretending that this is the first time they’ve heard of it, much to the horror of the League and the exasperation of Bruce.

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    He watched as Bruce took a deep breath. Grey eyes met his, grim and focused.

    “I need you to burn these out of me.”

    Clark’s mind went blank.

    “I’m sorry,” he said, when he could speak again, “You want me to what.”

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    How do you even think of this dude? 😭 nice.