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    Cedric wakes up on the day the Champions for the Triwizard Tournament are selected feeling like he’s forgetting something very important. As Potter gets pulled into the tournament, he begins to realize there’s a gut instinct in him that he needs to listen to because everything is not as it appears. And that’s not including the weird dreams he keeps having.

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    10 Oct 2024

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    "An adventure?" Billa Baggins, a respectable genteel hobbit of the Shire, shivered and tried to convince herself it was a shudder.

    In which a perfectly proper not-so-young lady whistles her reputation down the wind and finds she really is her mother's daughter.

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    29 Aug 2024

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    Florian Delacour felt the pull in his chest and recognized the moment his life changed irrevocably. He found his Mate in Hogwarts Great Hall of all places.

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    20 Aug 2024

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    “The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”

    “I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”

    Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.

    This Fic is now complete!

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    27 Mar 2024

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    “The sound of her sobs echoed through the silence, carrying through the thin walls to the hollow space beyond. Her voice and all its sorrow was heard, but not by an angel. That night, while the rest of Paris celebrated, two souls broken by the world wept together.”

    A retelling of the classic tale, in which Christine and the Phantom end up together, but it works. Original work but with elements of Leroux, Kay, ALW, and 2004 movie blended in.

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    23 Jan 2024