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    For something so unthought about, it feels more like a science experiment than anything else. Like testing a hypothesis. All the factors are in place and ready to go. He has a girlfriend, and now his girlfriend has a girlfriend.

    Who’d have thought?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,163
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    139
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    MISSING

    Grace Chasity

    Date of Birth: 10/01/2002
    Age: 18
    Sex: Female
    Eye Color: Brown
    Hair Color: Brown
    Wearing: White shirt, blue jeans, pink shoes
    Last seen: 3/06/2021

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,762
    Chapters:
    1/11
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    192
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    "I found a loophole."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,180
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    561
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    “I think you need a do-over,” Steph says eventually. “You need to sleep with someone who actually gives a fuck about you. Who wants to make you feel as good as you make them feel.”

    Or, Grace unpacks her sacrifice.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,974
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,101
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    Summary

    Temptation: the desire to do something, especially something wrong or unwise.

     

     

    Nothing can remain clean and untouched.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,079
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    686
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    The thing is, Stephanie Lauter represents everything Grace has ever tried to forget.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,302
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    600
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    She is Grace Chasity, child of God and all things holy.

    She is a hypocrite.

     


    Or, Grace Chasity’s descent into madness and the hands that pull her back out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,117
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    445
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    Frank Iero is always on the wrong side of town. It’s hard to avoid when he fucking lives there.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,381
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    289
    Bookmarks:
    76
    Hits:
    3,959
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    The signs were obvious, but he missed them underneath the insane whirlwind of the summer tour.

    And now he’s fucked.

    Kinktober: Days 6 and 8

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,469
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    213
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    3,803
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    “I can’t fucking stand you.”

     

    Kinktober: Day 3

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,505
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1,717
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    “I don’t know how this is supposed to work.”

     

    Kinktober: Day 2

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,193
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,384
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    After all, Gerard’s gift is Frank’s punishment.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,991
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    167
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    2,155
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    “Under no circumstance are you allowed to cum before I say so.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,657
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    187
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    3,434
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    “Don’t lift a finger, I’m going to take care of you.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,210
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    910
    Bookmarks:
    145
    Hits:
    19,923
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    Nick Nelson doesn’t have an oral fixation. He doesn’t. He swears.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,613
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    137
    Kudos:
    1,606
    Bookmarks:
    282
    Hits:
    31,929
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    Operation Camboy is born partially from curiosity, partially as an homage to the challenge. Anne has always been the type of person who puts her nose where it shouldn’t be, who wants to know. And this seems solvable, doesn’t it? The team only has, like, twenty players. It shouldn’t be that difficult to figure out which one masturbates on camera for money.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,411
    Chapters:
    3/10
    Comments:
    112
    Kudos:
    341
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    4,662
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    It starts in a bar on the south side of Halifax.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    51,024
    Chapters:
    7/8
    Comments:
    226
    Kudos:
    424
    Bookmarks:
    80
    Hits:
    8,543
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    He slams his locker shut just in time to see Stan walking over, smug look on his face and something clutched in his left hand.

    “I think I might have found the perfect thing for you,” he says. His voice is smooth and easy and his eyes read trouble. He raises his hand and holds a flyer in front of Richie’s face

    Derry High School Baseball Tryouts
    Week of February 25th
    Please come with running clothes, a baseball mitt, running shoes, and cleats.

    “Oh, fuck no,” Richie says. He doesn’t even need to read the whole thing to know that this isn’t his jam. Nothing about this has is name on it and no. Fuck no. This isn’t happening.

    Except it is.

    Richie takes solace in his inability to play any kind of physical sport ever. He knows he’ll hate this, but he also knows he won’t make the team. Not in a million years.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    271,140
    Chapters:
    27/27
    Comments:
    1,391
    Kudos:
    1,562
    Bookmarks:
    339
    Hits:
    44,780
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    No, she doesn’t hate Christmas.

    She hates Santa.

    Not Santa-Santa, though. Not the magical, jolly old Saint Nicholas who traipses around the globe leaving presents for children and their families. Again, she could never hate him.

    She hates this dollar store knock off Santa who’s got his unruly brown curls sticking out from his wiry, cheap wig.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,374
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    232
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    2,399
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    Instead, she hears the softest sound echo through the phone. One she’s heard a thousand times before; one she could listen to for the rest of her life.

    Dani whimpers.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,945
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    468
    Bookmarks:
    60
    Hits:
    8,076

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