crow_of_crimes (Theyna_Shipper)
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While in her heart and mind she is still Doctor, the badge she flashes only says Agent.
But... with her partner broken and bleeding on the pavement in front of her, their informant beyond help behind her, and the evidence gone, long gone, there is no use here for Agent Scully. There is only need for Doctor Scully.
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Scully patches up Mulder after the events of The Erlenmeyer Flask
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- Part 5 of The X-Files: Missing Pages
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“Mr. Crowley? Are you–”
“‘M fine,” he practically shouts as he is snapped out of his angry trance. He snaps his fingers to miracle the bedroom back to order, but all he succeeds in doing is miraculously shattering the winged mug. “Agh. Get the broom.”
“Mr Crowley, I think maybe you’d better get some rest too–”
“I said I’m fine. Just– lie down your corporation. Clean this up.” He’s back down the stairs before he’s finished talking, jumping back in the Bentley and resting his head against the wheel in despair.
“Traitor,” he mumbles against her dashboard.
He cannot be back in that bookshop, not with Aziraphale’s hand still everywhere. He cannot relive six thousand years of love and heartbreak and hope and despair and desire and terror and everything else he’d ever indulged his demonic soul in every time he crosses the threshold. He cannot let his fragile world be upended like it was today.
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Crowley returns to the bookshop the next week.
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- Part 6 of Good Omens One-Shots
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Crazy Little Thing by crow_of_crimes (Theyna_Shipper) for HyphalStrand
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
21 Feb 2023
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“Here’s the thing about love,” Eddie announces, gesturing grandly, as if some profound speech is about to follow.
“Yeah?” Robin says, French-braiding his hair in her hands.
“Here’s the thing about– about love–” he blinks hard, several times, now flapping his hands more than gesturing. “No. Nope. I’ve lost it. The fuck.”
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- Part 9 of Stranger Things One-Shots
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The Devil's After Both of Us by crow_of_crimes (Theyna_Shipper)
Fandoms: Goncharov (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese - beelzeebub
22 Nov 2022
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He’s been watching the two of them all night, the selfish, obnoxious bastards. Never mind that it’s their anniversary. Never mind that Katya has been planning this party for weeks. Never mind that her friendship with Sofia is barely hanging on by a thread since the car crash. Never mind that Goncharov needs him to get through this fucking beast of an evening. There Andrey and Sofia are, dancing together, laughing, joking, trying food off each other’s plates, every manner of obnoxiousness.
A little expansion on that deliciously dreadful revenge kiss scene (you know the one).
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Love and Honor but Not Obey by crow_of_crimes (Theyna_Shipper)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
03 Nov 2022
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An unexpected tragedy in Robin's life leads to a strange arrangement to keep her in Hawkins: namely, a marriage of convenience between herself and Steve Harrington.
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“Nancy. Steve and I don’t engage in anything that could remotely be construed as romantic.”
“I saw you sitting in his lap and feeding him pizza with your bare hands last weekend.”
“What’s a little lap-sitting and pizza-sharing between friends?” she says dismissively.
“Not the norm.” She shakes her head. “If you’re really just friends, that’s fine, but I’m worried Steve won’t see it that way, and, well… I don’t want you to break his heart.”
“Not a heartbreaker,” Robin promises. “It’s sweet, though, you looking out for him.”
“Funny how it seems like we keep trying to set each other up with him,” Nancy offers to lighten the mood. “I guess neither of us really know what he needs.”
“I guess,” Robin says tightly, but she’s pretty sure she’s known what he needs since that night in the bathroom. She’s pretty sure he does too.
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The X-Files: Missing Pages by crow_of_crimes (Theyna_Shipper), Theyna_Shipper
Fandom: The X-Files
07 Sep 2024
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Good Omens One-Shots by crow_of_crimes (Theyna_Shipper), Theyna_Shipper
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Sep 2023
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Stranger Things One-Shots by crow_of_crimes (Theyna_Shipper)
Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
21 Feb 2023
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Gift fics by crow_of_crimes (Theyna_Shipper), Theyna_Shipper
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Stranger Things (TV 2016), The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
21 Jul 2022
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Scully and Mulder deal with the aftermath of the events in Minnesota and their encounter with Donnie Pfaster. Or rather, Scully avoids and Mulder struggles to figure out how to help.
Bookmarked by crow_of_crimes (Theyna_Shipper)
21 Jul 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
To reread on my lunch to keep the horrors at bay
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What if Mulder really had gotten infected up in Alaska?
Bookmarked by crow_of_crimes (Theyna_Shipper)
12 Jul 2024
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i can see it crystal clear by steve_the_hair_harrington (peter_parkerson)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
19 Jul 2022
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“Uh. Hi.”
For a moment, Eddie just blinks at him. Like he’s not sure this is actually happening. Seconds creep by like fucking years, Steve absolutely certain that he looks like a goddamn idiot standing on Eddie’s porch empty-handed and virtually brainless, and then Eddie sighs and says, “Hey, Harrington. What’s up?”
You called me Steve when we fucked, Steve thinks, hysterically.
or, thirteen days after they have sex, Steve and Eddie finally have a talk.
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- Part 3 of all my ghosts (are with me)
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20 Jul 2022
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“Mike, buddy, I hate to break it to you, but that sounds gay,” Dustin says. “Like, no offence. But a guy just doesn’t think that other guys are nice to look at.”
It turns out that Mike Wheeler has spent his whole life thinking that everyone under the sun thinks that boys are pretty. Will doesn't really know what to do with that - and Mike doesn't really know what to do with himself when he finds out that it's not true. Emotional turmoil ensues.
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- Part 1 of Unrelated Stranger Things Shorts
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Bookmarked by crow_of_crimes (Theyna_Shipper)
18 Jul 2022
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After a moment of this - Eddie, looking, touching, and Steve, melting into an embarrassed puddle - Eddie jerks upwards, abruptly breaking the weird tension (that he didn't even seem aware of) and tumbling off of the bed. He lands on the floor in a pile of limbs with a solid thump. Steve's too baffled to be concerned, and even if he wasn't, this is pretty par for the course for Eddie. It'd be weirder if he went ten minutes without doing something physical and dramatic.
"You good in there?" Robin calls from the room adjacent.
Steve snorts, and he sees Eddie crack a smile against the carpet, breaking character for a moment. "Yeah, Eddie just died."
There's a beat of silence on Robin's end, and then: "Again?"
And Eddie starts cackling.
When everyone survives and the world is no longer ending, there's not much to do but get to know each other.
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Bookmarked by crow_of_crimes (Theyna_Shipper)
18 Jul 2022