WhimsyUnchained



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    "Kid," says Tony Stark wearily, "Please gimme a reason Loki's been spotted talking to Spiderman that isn't 'I wanted to be his friend'. Please. Tell me you can do that."

    Peter hums. "I could?"

    "And that reason would be the truth?"

    Peter shrugs into his sweater. "If you wanted it to be the truth it could be."

    "That right there, that right there, is why I know it's gonna be a lie."

     

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    Peter befriends Loki, and then some.

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    16 Aug 2025

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    Aww 😭💗

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    Peter successfully goes on a field trip, accidentally catches the school bleachers, survives a bus explosion, and reveals his identity as Spider-Man.

    …not necessarily in that order, much to the confusion of his entire decathlon team.

    also known as: Peter Parker and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

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    16 Aug 2025

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    I liked this :)

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    “I know all about your secret identity.”
    A beat of silence. “Um,” Peter said, bunching his sweater in his hands. “Which… which one?”
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    Peter has three secret identities: Spider-Man, the superhero who swings around the city to save people. Parker Benjamin, who gives Tony Stark unsolicited advice on his research. And NightMonkey, the Instagrammer who keeps uploading increasingly popular but embarrassing drawings of Iron Man.
    And he can juggle them all just fine, thankyouverymuch.

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    16 Aug 2025

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    This fic has me in stitches every time I read it it's so funny XD well written too!

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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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    15 Aug 2025

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    Epicnessss :DDDD Peter's the OG superhero!! I LOVE IT!!!!! :DDDDDDD

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    The Republic sends a combat photographer to be attached to the 212th until further notice, citing the need for a morale boost. The clones make up a fake clone, citing the absolute fact that it is very funny.
    Somehow, these two things save the galaxy.

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    08 Aug 2025

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    This is a story about Liob. I was laughing the entire time. He makes it pretty far up the ranks XD

    Kolvar is a brave and wonderful woman. I love her too.