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Jus Genitum: A Guide on How (not) to Commit International Crimes (And Definitely not Piss off the Justice League) by FloatingNebulas
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
05 Sep 2024
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Movie night in Wayne Manor is a common occurance. Normally, the movies range from cute animated films to live action thrillers, but on one particular occasion, National Treasure was the movie of choice. And showing National Treasure to a bunch of highly trained vigilantes with very little impulse control, extreme capabilities, and no collective braincells who are prone to boredom, is, of course, a mistake.
Or, how the batkids became international criminals, committed multiple counts of treason, discovered the existence of a couple of cults, took over an entire country, kidnapped a very important government official, were hunted down by both the Justice League and Interpol, fought cthulhu monsters, made Talia al Ghul laugh, and nearly gave Bruce an aneurysm. Not necessarily in that order.
All because they wanted to prove National Treasure wrong.
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19 Jun 2025
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After the unintentional intervention by one Dick Grayson, Red Hood has a new plan. Well, most of a new plan, and his older brother is going to be helping with it. There’s still some bumps and hiccups and sharp left turns along the way, and some things get rearranged but Jason will have his bonding time with each of his siblings come hell or high water. He is also going to be enlisting their help in his continued efforts to steal every single one of Batman’s tires at least once.
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- Part 2 of Off The Fucking Rails
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19 Jun 2025
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It's Fun to Dwell in U-R-U-K! by Elisif
Fandoms: The Epic of Gilgamesh, Mesopotamian RPF
06 May 2025
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An Akkadian (Ancient Babylonian) translation of the YMCA song. As written by Gilgamesh's exasperated tourism minister trying to attract more gay guys to Uruk to keep Gil distracted from politics.
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- Part 31 of Akkadian Translations
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17 Jun 2025
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Chivalry is Dead and so is Jason Todd by hitthedeck
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
16 May 2021
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"Jason," Clark said sternly. "You can't steal people's food and call it an offering to the dead because you aren't dead."
"Fuck you, I'm a poltergeist."
Or, in which a very much alive Jason takes it upon himself to haunt the League.
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- Part 3 of Waynes? More like Wayne-kers
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17 Jun 2025
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The Waynes, Damsels in Distress by hitthedeck
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
05 Dec 2020
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Bruce Wayne and his kids get kidnapped every other week. Some things are just universal, undeniable facts of life.
Or, in which Bruce Wayne is still Batman and his kids are still Robins, but they keep letting themselves get kidnapped because they think it's funny.
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- Part 1 of Waynes? More like Wayne-kers
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17 Jun 2025