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    Nine days of gore-ish one-shotsss

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    One-Shots for various fandoms that aren’t related to each other.

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    E-ming is a very tender and sensitive sword, and needs lots of love and attention that only one person is qualified to give.

    Hua Cheng is a very tender and sensitive demon, and needs lots of love and attention that only one person is qualified to give.

    Xie Lian is very qualified, and a very, very busy man.

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    06 Jan 2024

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    Hua Cheng is glad he doesn't have a heartbeat. "Ah, I see now," he teases. "Gege just wants to snuggle with me, I understand, ahaha."

    Hua Cheng is joking, but Xie Lian is conspicuously silent. Hua Cheng ducks closer to look at his face. His expression of embarrassment is so cute, his eyebrows high curves over wide evasive eyes. Again the urge to kiss him. Again resistance. Hua Cheng clears his throat. "Ah… I was right??"

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    Xie Lian catches a cold.

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    06 Jan 2024

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    His thumb brushes the skin beneath his uncovered eye gently, “I wanted to know the face of my last and only believer.” Hua Cheng’s eyelid flickers, his lips parted around a quiet sigh. “So precious and so beautiful.” He murmurs, and he sees the way Hua Cheng shivers, reveling in the praise in equal measure to how much he hates to hear it.

    Or, Hua Cheng has a nightmare and Xie Lian gets to comfort his husband for once.

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    02 Jan 2024

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    Xie Lian startles at the voice so hard that his bag of scraps promptly falls out of his grasp, scattering rubbish across the ground. Usually, Xie Lian is far more adept at repressing such severe reactions, but he whips his head around as if he could find who had spoken despite the fact he knows it had been only for his ears to hear.

    A prayer.

    (Or, Xie Lian receives a prayer for the first time in decades.)

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    02 Jan 2024

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    A mother and father place their child's hands upon the sword, and lunge straight for Xie Lian's abdomen. Despite knowing it won't prevent the inevitable, Feng Xin can't help but place himself in their line of attack. If this was reality, it would've pierced right through him instead.

     

    But this is an illusion.

     

    No, in his heart Feng Xin knows...

     

    This is a memory.
     
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    Feng Xin and Mu Qing discover the traumas Xie Lian has kept hidden from them, and the trio have a talk that's eight centuries overdue.

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    02 Jan 2024