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“Come now, my dear Doctor,” he crooned, circling the lab table, “It’s just a networking ball. They offered a plus-one, I want you. Is that such a crime?” Dottore offered him nothing but a glower in return.
“Yes.” His answer is short, succinct.
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Pantalone's usual plus-one to diplomatic business affairs is unavailable, and with no other options, he invites the man he's been pining over and dancing around for months. He's not expecting the answer to be a begrudging yes.Series
- Part 7 of The Doctor and the Banker, In life.
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He was the one that initially suggested it. It was a casual question, over dinner.
“Say, banker, what does your schedule look like for the next few days?” His bared teeth catching at his lower lip should have clued the Regrator into his ulterior motives.
“A lot of meetings tomorrow, but none the day after. I will have several hours worth of paperwork to fill out, however.”
“And, what if I made that paperwork just a little more interesting?” The lilt in his voice compelled Pantalone to actually meet his gaze, immediately clocking the lust in his eyes.
“Oh, please, by all means,” He responded, leaning back and interlacing his fingers. “Enlighten me.”
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Dottore suggests a way to liven up Pantalone's paperwork, via strap-ons, vibrators, and the slow insanity of orgasm denial. -
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"Dottore frowned, eyes flashed with worry behind his mask. Pantalone didn’t just ditch his obligates for not “feeling well.” He’d seen the man nearly give himself bladder infections, refusing to get out of his desk chair to take a piss until his work was done. Hell, he’d noticed almost imperceptible tics of distress during meetings, a clear sign that the Regrator was forcing through pain. If he was unwell enough to skip a meeting…"
After the ever-punctual Pantalone skips a meeting, a concerned Dottore goes to check up on him. Turns out, it was worse than he thought... and better.
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- Part 6 of The Doctor and the Banker, In life.
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Burning Desire, Desired Burns. by goosethemane
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
25 Apr 2023
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"Dottore hung behind Pantalone a perfect ten paces, steps in perfect time with him. Pantalone swung the balcony doors open, a gust of even colder air filling the hallway. Dottore didn’t bristle at the cold; he always ran hot anyway. He waited for Pantalone’s hands to shove inside his jacket, fiddling around and sure enough, he pulled out a pack of cigarettes. He knew it."
Dottore suspected Pantalone was a hypocrite about critiquing his smoking habit. One day, his suspicions are confirmed.
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- Part 5 of The Doctor and the Banker, In life.
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Pantalone's testosterone supplier has fallen through, and he needs to find a new source by the end of the month. He goes to the only person he knows to ask.
CONTENT WARNING: Contains long descriptions of gender discovery and crisis. Author is not responsible if this awakens something in you.
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- Part 4 of The Doctor and the Banker, In life.
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The Doctor and the Banker, In life. by goosethemane
Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
08 Aug 2024
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we were in love, we were in love! palisades! palisades! by randomananas for sniffleuff
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
18 Jun 2025
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Jayce had found pride and joy in so many academic achievements, the sense of accomplishment burning in his chest like a fuel that drove him forward – yet it was hard not to feel equally pleased as he witnessed recognition blooming on Viktor’s face like lightning in a clear sky.
Viktor gaped, eyes widened in shock, before looking up to him again, scanning over his face almost frantically, like he couldn’t believe the name on the page, like he couldn’t believe his own eyes.
“Jayce.” He called him, and his name, muttered in confusion, disbelief, astonishment, realisation, felt like an echo from a decade past. It felt like a cycle closing, a long, lonely chapter ending, and a new one beginning.
“Viktor,” Jayce called him back and Viktor gasped. Jayce smiled, unable to help himself. “It’s been a while.”
Ten years ago, Jayce met Viktor at the science summer camp, becoming his first friend and his first love ー before leaving him behind.
At 24, freshly graduated, Jayce comes back to the same camp, one last summer before he steps into the adult life... only to meet Viktor once again.- Language:
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Fancy Seeing You (at the Devil's Sacrament) by posthumous_vigor
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
20 Jun 2025
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On accident, Jayce stumbles into a gay bar. A gay bar where he finds Viktor—and finds himself reevaluating his sexuality.
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“If you want to fuck me, you are going to have to acknowledge me as a man, not some warm hole.” Viktor stepped closer, fitting the handle of his cane beneath Jayce’s chin to tip his head back. “So, what do you say?”
Jayce’s heart thumped against his chest and his cock throbbed in his pants and he really didn't think some kind of test was necessary at that point, as he already had his answer—he wanted Viktor, both in spite of him being a man and because of it.
“I—Yes. Yes,” he repeated. “Please.”
Lips curling into a wicked smirk, Viktor cooed, “Such a good boy. So polite.”
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20 Jun 2025
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Perks (Off the Clock) by beautifulpinata
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
05 Jun 2025
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With his back turned, Jayce bent to fish through the bag while Viktor continued to casually list his desired items.
“I already took my meds but a glass of water, maybe- can you grab a tissue from the dresser? My nose seems to be running today. And in the top drawer, inside the blue box, the vibrator and lube.”
The notebook in Jayce’s hand clattered to the ground.
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Jayce picks up a job as a personal care aide and overhears a little more than he expected. -
two atoms in a molecule by weatheredlaw
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
17 May 2025
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It’s not like he hasn’t had these thoughts before. Jayce is thirty-two. He’s had plenty of time to have a series of bisexual panics. None of them convenient.
So he’s not surprised when he looks at Viktor and idly thinks, he’s hot. He’s surprised at the sort of unmitigated joy it brings him, like turning on the lights and finding yourself home after a long time away. Attraction settles on Jayce like a blanket across his shoulders. A fairweather friend who’s stopped by for a drink.
or: jayce meets his downstairs neighbor on the rooftop. he tries not to fall too fast.
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17 May 2025
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He opens up the thread and sees, to his horror, that the wall of text he'd meant to send to Caitlyn was sent to Viktor by mistake. And he'd just fallen asleep after like it was nothing. The coffee in his stomach stirs and threatens to come back up. He can feel his heart beating in his throat as he just stares at the screen, willing the message to disappear or for the phone to combust or for a meteor to strike him dead.
After an excellent first date, Jayce tells Caitlyn all the juicy details... except it goes to Viktor and not her. But maybe Viktor won't mind?
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13 May 2025