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Once his kind left their old lives behind, the concept of mortality all but evaded them - and William was no exception.
For that matter, neither was Ludger.
Whenever he joked about cashing in his chips - as he called it - again, William fought the urge to roll his eyes. Those who thought they were about to die laughed at anything. And so did those who knew that they wouldn’t. That they couldn’t.
Yet if Ludger had foreseen this, he would’ve bitten back his last quip about meeting his end a second time.
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He'd then recalled the oldest known adhesive, one made from birch bark by Neanderthals. The mix of lime, volcanic ash, and sand used by the Greeks and Romans.
And now, there was… this.
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The sight of Undertaker before him on his irreverent knees, ready to give him what he desired, would never fail to be Sebastian's very undoing.
And at the foot of the parlour’s staircase, all too visible?
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nothing more, nothing less by queenofallheretics (ineedtequila)
Fandoms: Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler
04 Sep 2024
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Sebastian had studied Undertaker with a little too much care. More care than he’d like to admit.
Granted, even his kind had their… needs. Needs he wasn’t able to fulfil adequately in his current form. Although weaker in intensity than they’d be had he assumed another shape, they still needed tending to. And the sight of a man this arresting didn’t help matters in the least.
Perhaps that was why he’d been so drawn to him.
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“Thank you, Herr Krantz,” she says, giving him her largest, most depraved grin as he meets her gaze again.
Two can play at this game - and the outcome is always very well worth it.(Or: in which Ludger steals Meike away at an office gathering to have his way with her.)
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atonement by ineedtequila, queenofallheretics (ineedtequila)
Fandom: Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler
20 Dec 2022
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Much like other sinners, she must atone.
After narrowly escaping with her life, Mey-Rin forms an alliance with a mysterious man to whom there is more than meets the eye.
(Post-canon AU, may add on sometime.)
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A compilation of fics and one-shots that form a post-war AU. Lots of fix-it.
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It’s not like he’s new to nightmares. These are different, leaving him unsteady and raw as a wound. Alex doesn’t know if he’s able to get back to sleep after he wakes like this, but he’s never been eager to try. He doesn’t wake up like this every night, but now that he’s back in Urzikstan, it’s certainly enough.
Or, Alex has nightmares. So does Farah.
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20 Mar 2025
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Mary Gillis wanted so much more for her life.
Things were so terrible now that she often swore a tornado could rip through her gaudy little life and she would thank it for the briefest excitement. With her days blurring into an endless cycle of doing exactly as expected of her, her life had become the image of a cage she could no longer escape.
When a storm did rip through, it came in the form of a man named Arthur Morgan. A man she should have known would steal her heart.
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15 Mar 2025
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Hung Up by antialiasis
Fandoms: Il buono il brutto il cattivo | The Good The Bad and The Ugly (1966)
06 Jan 2025
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Slowly, you unfurl the rope, the large noose at the end of it. If Tuco just wanted to kill you, he could have shot you already. But no, this is all some strange, sick game about You’ve never had a rope around your neck, isn’t it. You sent him to the noose, twice, and now he wants you to know how it feels.
Tuco’s gun is still on you. The rope is thick and coarse in your hands. You throw it.
(A character study of Blondie and his character arc throughout the film.)
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09 Mar 2025
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An ultra slow burn Drarry that begins with a Fifth-Year retelling and continues through the final battle at Hogwarts.
Harry begins to distrust Dumbledore after the events of his fourth year, turning to an unlikely source for knowledge and information. The Occupation of Malfoy Manor by Voldemort leads Draco down a path that diverges significantly from the rest of his family. Harry being made a Prefect sets in motion a large rift in the Golden Trio, ultimately resulting in irreparable damage. Harry learns what real friendship is and who he can trust while making several self-discoveries along his path to rid the Wizarding World of Voldemort for good.
There are several plot points from the original source material that remain unchanged and are therefore only referenced and implied. While I don't care for the author's personal views, I enjoy her writing and will not be re-writing anything that happens as they appeared in the books. This fic is long enough as it is! There will be author notes for any chapter that includes or alludes to these scenes.
Please make note of the canonical character death tag and remember what happens in Order of the Phoenix.
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07 Mar 2025
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“Something about your story, Mrs. Balfour,” Arthur told her, and lowered his cup without drinking, letting the black beer lie down in the glass. “Is real strange.”
A complete reimagining of Charlotte Balfour in the tradition of fin de siècle horror: the civilized violence of the Gilded Age, the advent of American serial killers, and the bottomless wellspring of feminine rage.
Or: A peculiar marriage, a series of unusual catastrophes, and the dark secret that brought a banker's wife to Roanoke Ridge. And everything that comes next.
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27 Feb 2025