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    Birthday fics and art for Dapper, inspired by her amazing Tarot Deck!

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    “Well, that was a thing,” Crowley said once they were out of earshot. Without talking about it, they were both heading down the field, towards the lake where the photographer (and likely a few more people from the TV crew) was waiting.

    “That was a wedding,” Aziraphale replied, surprised at his own annoyance that somebody called a wedding a ‘thing’.

    “Yeah, obviously, didn’t miss that part,” Crowley said with a shrug, and waved abruptly in Aziraphale’s general direction. “Neither did you, from the looks of it, since you’re dressed like a wedding bride and everything.”

    “Excuse me, I am a—“ Aziraphale stopped himself, and started over.


    In which Aziraphale ends up marrying a rude stranger who wears sunglasses.

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    08 Oct 2025

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    Crowley has just moved into his Mayfair apartment and finds a postcard addressed to the previous tenant. With no return address, he's left to collect and read the mysterious A.Z.F.'s adventures across Europe, where he hunts for bizarre bibles and rates ridiculously expensive wine in his free time. The question is: How will A.Z.F. react when Crowley finally gets his return address and writes back?

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    It was different, he knew, to accidentally read someone else’s postcard versus intentionally perusing one in place of good newspaper over coffee. Crowley decided he was allowed that indecency, to balance out the good deed of safeguarding the mail in the first place.

    He kicked his feet up onto his desk, scooped up the takeaway coffee that was brought around by their newest intern, and settled in to read some of the most densely crowded handwriting he’d ever laid eyes on.

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    01 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 39

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    Aziraphale needs a last-minute date to his brother’s wedding to stop his relatives from pestering him. Enter Crowley, his sharp-tongued coworker, who agrees to play the part,but only to mess with people. Except they’re really good at pretending to be in love. Too good.

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    21 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 65

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    Crowley reluctantly agreed to help his colleague Anathema supervise a car wash to raise money to take their students to Pride. He wasn’t happy about it… until a gorgeous angel stepped out of a ridiculous antique Mini. Flustered, he asked the beautiful man to recommend a mechanic for his vintage Bentley, even though he already had a great mechanic, who also happened to be his best friend.

    Prompt: I’m a teacher, and my students and I organized this car wash to raise money for [cause]. I was completely unprepared for the hottest person I’ve ever seen to show up in a [fancy car].

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    20 Sep 2025

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    All Agnes wanted, for as long as she could remember, was to take care of her village and help the people she loved. To fit in. It wasn’t her fault she had visions that invariably came true. Or that she was labeled, accurately, a witch. What choice did she have but to resign herself to the life already written out for her, like the book she’d been tasked to create?

    Luckily for Agnes, her best friend Cora believed there was more to life than visions and books.

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    20 Sep 2025