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On the surface, Aziraphale seems to be the perfect picture of calm, relaxed, and happy. However, something is stirring. The turmoil within is only just starting to pick up the pace again.
Something happened the night before. Echoes of someone pleading, tears, Gabe shouting, grabbing at him... no, grabbing at Crowley... Crowley.. um... what was Crowley doing again?
This follows on from Lazy Sunday afternoon in the lap of luxury.
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Spread Me Open Like One Of Your Books by Enderhuntress for Apidistra
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Oct 2025
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What if there was an AU Crack fic where Aziraphale is an authoritarian librarian who doesn't want his perfect record soiled so he tracks down the most habitual offender, Crowley, who checks out books and keeps them just to get Aziraphale's attention.
Prompt that found me on the GO Ineffable Husbands FB group.
So, three days later, here is the result!
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Angel's pen, demon's pen by Inicaz
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Sep 2025
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HUMAN AU
Aziraphale Fell is a well-known archaeologist and author of successful historical works. Anthony Crowley is a former professional boxer who in recent years has dedicated himself to writing crime novels and noir stories, revolutionizing the genre. Both publish for the publishing house Alpha Centauri, at the top of which there are Gabriele Angeli and Bella Zebu. She proposes a collaboration between the two authors, to help Fell overcome his first writer’s block.This story takes place in Italy, so the names are almost all Italianate.
I'm not a native English writer or speaker (I'm italian), so I apologize in advance if there will be errors or oddities :)Enjoy your reading 😁
Completed 🥳🥳
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Bring Your Seed to Blossom by depraveddame
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Aug 2025
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Part two of Vine Slips.
Father Aziraphale Fell and his church gardener Anthony Crowley finally give into their entwined desires and fall into each other after months of pining and one electrically charged week leading up to Advent that changed everything.
This starts as a Christmas fic, but ultimately it’s a story of of healing, kinky indulgence, raw vulnerability, and the radical tenderness of two broken stems growing into each other to produce something stronger and thirsty for life, for love, for light.
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- Part 2 of Vine Slips
- Part 8 of A Labyrinth of Labyrinths
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Living with grace by xenanigans
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Vivir sin permiso | Unauthorized Living
19 Aug 2025
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Zaqueo Ferreira, successful businessman and cocaine smuggler, receives a life-altering diagnosis. He copes with it the same way he’s handled everything else for the last forty years: with the help of his faithful fixer Croque.
[A Galician drug lord AU]
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- Part 3 of Galician Omens
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Wholesome Holistic Omega Ranch Enterprises by cheerios_and_wine for Sway
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
17 Aug 2025
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"And have you put any thought into the lactation programme? I see here you checkmarked, 'Undecided.' If you're still unsure, then we'll reject that for now–"
"I'm curious." Crowley blurts out. "What, um, does it involve?"
With his best friend's encouragement, Crowley finds himself applying for a three month stay at an all inclusive spa and beauty treatment centre for omegas. Maybe with their help, he'll finally find the confidence, and the milky tits, that he's been missing to attract an alpha to call his own.
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There are stars at the bottom of the sea by Bucky1984, Emi_Hotaru
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Our Flag Means Death (TV)
07 Aug 2025
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After the ship they are travelling on is boarded, Aziraphale and his valet Muriel are taken prisoner aboard the Revenge. The colorful crew have plenty of surprises in store for them, starting with the discreet and suspicious Crowley...
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In Any Shape Or Form [FAN COMIC] by PietuDraws for Sexy_Lil_Emo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Jul 2025
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Crowley has been cursed by a witch doctor. Aziraphale is quick to comfort his mate and prove to him he finds him attractive, in any shape or form.
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By the Desire of Your Touch by Sexy_Lil_Emo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Jul 2025
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After weeks of working up the nerve, this was not how Crowley had imagined it to happen, and somehow that felt very on brand for them.
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- Part 4 of Sensing You, Sensing Love
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is this the real thing/is this just fantasy? by depraveddame
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Jun 2025
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During a dry spell, Crowley complains loudly and insistently to his flatmate (who he’s wanted to fuck as long as he's known him) about how a dildo is nowhere near as satisfying as the real thing, and Aziraphale proposes that they actually put Crowley's theory to the test.
Just two flatmates conducting an experiment where they see if Crowley actually can tell the difference between a sex toy and Aziraphale's cock in the name of science, aka the Real Dick vs Dildo challenge, aka the one where affection starved Crowley has desires and feelings and would pretty much do anything to get Aziraphale inside him at least once.
Part 3 of my Pride series!
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- Part 3 of Ineffable Pride Collection 🌈
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The Werewolf's Mate: Mated Under Moonlight by IneffableToreshi
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Jun 2025
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While on a 'writer's retreat' in the middle of nowhere, Crowley gets himself in a dangerous situation, only to be rescued by a gorgeous hiker with something of the wilderness about him. A fast-burn, whirlwind romance ensues, only for Crowley to learn that Aziraphale has a secret second identity...and that second self wants to 'mate' with Crowley just as intensely as the first.
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The Princess in the Tower by Tossukka
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Jun 2025
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Crowley is a princess locked in a tower. Technically she’s no longer locked in, because she picked the lock open on the first day, so she could use the rest of the otherwise empty castle. She has a little garden for herself, but no company. Despite her parents’ hopes, no dashing prince or knight has appeared to 'save' her.
One day she wakes up and sees a dragon on her courtyard.
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A Nightingale Sang in Dickens Square by depraveddame
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Jun 2025
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Aziraphale hasn’t gone cruising in ages— he hasn’t had sex in ages— but tonight he finally gives into urges he’s long ignored and finds himself tempted into rediscovering himself and his desires by the most alluring, wickedly sweet redhead.
A wickedly sweet redhead in a kilt, no less.
Cruising one shot for my Pride 2025 collection 🌈
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- Part 2 of Ineffable Pride Collection 🌈
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The Gentleman Beast of Goat Willow Lane by Augenblickgotter, beardo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Vampire: The Masquerade, Ars Magica (Roleplaying Game)
09 Jun 2025
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Night-time pizza delivery driver, Crowley reckons, is a pretty strategic job choice for a vampire. He may have given rise to the entire pizza delivery boy porn trope, but what of it? It’s a great way to
eatmeet people, and if you give someone a good enough seeing-to, they won’t notice they just paid for their dinner by becoming yours. So when he first gets a delivery for the mysterious regular at 37F Goat Willow Lane, he figures the man should be an easy mark. He certainly doesn’t expect him to be an eight-foot-tall mythical creature with a magic boner that never goes soft and a thirst (no, not like that – yes, like that) to give Crowley a run for his money.It’s the story of when neighbourhood slut!Crowley meets obligate horndog!Aziraphale and they end up doing exactly what you expect. Just with the caveat that the former is a vampire and the latter isn’t a dog, exactly.
Words by beardo; art by Augenblickgotter/InKibus
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A Cock and Bull Story by Sanzaru, WaitingToBeBroken
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Jun 2025
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When Crowley wanders into a labyrinth in Greece, he expects a quick rescue mission. Help Aziraphale find his way out, before treating him to oysters and wine. He certainly doesn't expect to find a minotaur instead of an angel, waiting for him.
A gorgeously soft minotaur, with familiar blue eyes. One that doesn't seem to recognise him, and yet will not stop touching him.
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A Healing Touch. by Crowley_Kitten
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Jun 2025
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Aziraphale Fell is a Rugby player past his physical peak.
his aches and pains are getting harder to work around.but a sports physio is about to change his life entirely.
My first human AU.
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By the Fragrance of Your Scent by Sexy_Lil_Emo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 May 2025
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Crowley's seen Aziraphale in his werewolf form multiple times, but never on a full moon. Why not? This full moon he intends to find out.
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- Part 3 of Sensing You, Sensing Love
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Crowley is feeling broody, so he makes an Arrangement with a pack of big bad werewolves in the deep dark woods.
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The King of the Underworld has always known his is a kingdom of loneliness.
That if someone would stay, would never be willingly.Would be?
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Penna d'angelo, penna di demone by Inicaz
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 May 2025
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(HUMAN AU)
Aziraphale Fell è un noto archeologo e autore di opere storico/divulgative di successo. Anthony Crowley è un ex pugile professionista che negli ultimi anni si è dedicato alla scrittura di romanzi e racconti noir, rivoluzionando il genere.
Entrambi pubblicano per la casa editrice Alpha Centauri, al cui vertice vi sono Gabriele Angeli e Bella Zebu. Proprio quest'ultima propone una collaborazione tra i due autori, per far superare a Fell il suo primo blocco dello scrittore.