jonphaedrus
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Archbishop Janusz Woźniak returns to Poland and finds both grief and the bottle waiting for him.
So, however, is the future. And also, incidentally, the queers.
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“So save your ass for him,” the Professor quipped back. “I don’t want it. Either fuck me or go get Diantha to slap you again, but pick one before I fist myself on your floor.”
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- Part 13 of Super Effucktive 2025
- Part 5 of enter the king of kalos, with letters and diverse attendants
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Colonel Moran set down his cards and looked up, treating them to a sliver of blue eyes beneath a hard brow. “I should like to introduce you to the only man I know who might perhaps beat you at cards nine times out of ten. Professor James Moriarty, this is Colonel Sebastian Moran.”
“Pleasure,” the Colonel said, around his cigarette. “Professor of what?” There was a light in his eyes, then. Something of a challenge.
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- Part 12 of Super Effucktive 2025
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If she’d needed proof that something had happened between him and Lysandre, the letter she now held in her hand was damning. That Augustine would leave Lysandre’s side at all was already surprising enough; that he was doing it and instructing Diantha to go in his place would have been a brilliant plan to bring them closer together, if he’d seemed to have any plan at all.
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- Part 11 of Super Effucktive 2025
- Part 4 of enter the king of kalos, with letters and diverse attendants
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Pryce gave him the slightest smile, wry at the corner of his mouth. “I may not be getting any younger, but at this point I’m as much a fixture of the Silver League as the stadium is. Johto knows me, and I know Johto. I would be happy to show you around.”
“Thank you.” Koga bowed. “I will think on it.”
“You know where to find me,” Pryce smiled, squeezed his shoulder, and went on his way.
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- Part 10 of Super Effucktive 2025
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enter the king of kalos, with letters and diverse attendants by jonphaedrus
Fandom: Pocket Monsters: X & Y | Pokemon X & Y Versions
31 May 2025
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a vaguely historical kalosian au with arranged marriages, complex political identities, dirty letters, and the usual trio of lysandre needing to be smashed like a boat on the rocks, diantha as the wind, and augustine as the waves.
title from "all's well that ends well", act I, scene 2
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Super Effucktive 2025 by jonphaedrus
Fandom: Don Giovanni - Mozart/Da Ponte, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime 1997-2023), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters: X & Y | Pokemon X & Y Versions, Sherlock Holmes (Downey films), Tales of Symphonia
31 May 2025
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- 36,399
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neighbors-verse by jonphaedrus
Fandom: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime 1997-2023), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
09 May 2025
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i could command you, be cruel to you, compel you by jonphaedrus, Samifer
Fandom: i could command you be cruel to you compel you - jonphaedrus, Pocket Monsters: X & Y | Pokemon X & Y Versions
17 Apr 2025
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an extremely thinly veiled meta discourse on bdsm and the ways in which kink overlaps with mental/physical health and the queer experience masquerading as what is nominally pokemon x/y fanfic as written by someone who hasn't played pokemon x/y in literally a decade. this is also a meta-deconstruction of disney death tropes and an investigation into what radical reconstructive and reparative justice might look like in jrpg villain settings if you take lore totally seriously and also have approximate knowledge of many things. also for some reason all the titles are from a little known mozart opera that grabbed me like a squeaky toy and shook.
i woke up in the morning on a wednesday in february and have gone temporarily insane.
the series is in roughly chronological order, although some fics have scenes taking place over a larger period of time. you can also read it in posting order if you want.
alternate summary: "lys wants to be good, augustine is terrifying, lys's endless river of pre is wet." -- witchorvegan
alternative summary... 2!: "Smart people are dumb sometimes, actually." shakkansandshotguns
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prfr ass creed au by jonphaedrus
Fandom: Pocket Monsters: X & Y | Pokemon X & Y Versions
13 Apr 2025
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Bump in the Road by Samifer for jonphaedrus
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: X & Y | Pokemon X & Y Versions
10 Apr 2025
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Pokémon professors, as far as Diantha was aware, had to be open to debates and discussions. Many of the breakthroughs of the last few decades, including those Augustine had contributed to, had come about after periods of skepticism, of long, drawn-out explanations regarding both results and circumstances. Scientific progress usually involved, after rigorous experimentations, some convincing. Demonstrations and whatnot.
Despite this, there was apparently no proof good enough for Professor Augustine Sycamore when it came to admitting that he was owed a break.
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Bookmarked by jonphaedrus
27 Apr 2025
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This fic got me so hard I stood up and then grayed out
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three-body problem [fanmix] by Anonymous for jonphaedrus
Fandoms: Neon Genesis Evangelion
28 Nov 2024
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Bookmarked by jonphaedrus
18 Apr 2025
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music for all horrible eva ot3 fanfic forever and always
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The Exorcist of Venice by radishanatomy
Fandoms: Conclave (2024), Conclave - Robert Harris
22 Jun 2025
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Aldo Bellini, the newly elected Dean of the Sacred College of Cardinals, is thrust into a situation which will forever alter his views on faith, the world and his fellow Men in Christ—especially a certain aggravating Venetian Cardinal with a bad temper and a worse attitude.
Bookmarked by jonphaedrus
06 Mar 2025
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Brilliant, genius fic. Contrasting tedesco and Bellini within the setting of the supernatural and forcing them to solve problems together is so much fun and so complex and so unusual. It's just great reading and the characters all rock. The ghosts and demons? Terrifying. I genuinely love wvery word and can barely wait to read and read and read
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In the Congo, in Iraq, in Afghanistan, Benítez is plagued by nightmares.
In Rome, he meets Lawrence, and the nightmare ends.
Bookmarked by jonphaedrus
27 Feb 2025
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"They open Christ’s heart. They peer inside. All they see is love."
Fics that feel tangible in my hands
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Tedesco is searching Bellini’s face up and down in stupefied frustration, making a discovery he’s missed a hundred times before, lower lip twitching, hopelessly trying to fish out useful words. At first Lawrence is tempted to say Aldo’s audacity infuriates him, but the rage comes too late.
The truth is, it doesn’t seem like it wants to come out at all.
Then Tedesco’s face colours, oddly pinkier than usual. “... Eminenza Bellini.”
Cardinal Bellini blows the smoke back. Cardinal Tedesco, much to his chagrin, is stirred.