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Harry Potter and the Stupid Fucking Triwizard Tournament by notatakenusername
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jul 2025
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“‘...issues an apology for what he has said and done.’” Snape finished, flicking the Daily Prophet shut and looking at Harry expectantly. Did he expect him to get upset?
“Borrrrringgg!” Harry blurted out, as Snape’s gaze fixated into a scowl.
“Boring, Potter? Boring? The most publicized newspaper berating you and talking about your pathetic love life is boring?” Snape sneered.
“Yeah, it kinda is,” Harry said as he fake yawned. “My love life isn't pathetic. I don’t even have a love life. Nor do you, and you probably won’t have one anytime soon if your ego continues to stay the same size as your nose.”
The Slytherins gaped at Harry, a few openly chuckling as Snape’s expression shifted into the constipation™ look. Ron abruptly laughed so hard he proceeded to accidentally knock over the bottle of stinksap onto Snape’s robes.
Harry finally burst out laughing. He really couldn’t help it this time.
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The moment Harry James Potter hears his name come out of the stupid, obese, wine-glass doppelganger, (also known as the Goblet of Fire), he's done holding himself back. Cue the chaos that happens when he gives into his impulsive thoughts.
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23 Jun 2025
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Viktor doesn’t want to be here. It had taken a lot of pleading, losing a bet, and even more pleading before Jayce had managed to drag him to the party, so, yes, of course he’s miserable.
Not that Jayce expected him not to be, though, to be fair to his partner. In all his begging he had verbally batted away Viktor’s attempts to put the words you’ll enjoy it when you get there into his mouth with an insistence that he doesn’t even enjoy these evenings much. And that Viktor owes him at least one, please, Vik, even if you hate it.
So, Viktor caved. And now he’s here. Hating every boring second.
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or: this has turned into a bit of a series of jayce struggling with his poor mental health, but through viktor's eyes
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- Part 1 of WSDanon Arcane/LoL Fics
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02 Mar 2025
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Till Death Do Us Part Duology by anotheroutlander
Fandom: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
19 Feb 2025
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13 Feb 2025
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if you need to be mean (be mean to me) by guacgirl691
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 May 2025
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Before he knew it they were on the ground, and Malfoy was on top of him, holding him down with his weight. “I fucking hate you, Potter,” He gritted out.
Harry didn’t hesitate to grab a fistful of Malfoy’s hair and tug on it, hard. “Right back at you,” He hissed with a spiteful grin.
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In Sixth year, Harry and Draco are threatened with expulsion when their "little" fights become too much. But McGonagall couldn't reprimand them for having a lover's quarrel, could she?
(FUCK YOU JKR)
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27 Jan 2025
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I must not tell lies. I must not tell lies. I must not tell lies–
Carved on a hand with blood, Harry accidentally and unknowingly creates a binding magical contract– one that prevents him from telling a lie.
Can Harry use this curse to his advantage? Or will it reveal everything he holds secret? Will the world believe him about Voldemort’s return, or will they brush off his warnings as the ravings of an attention seeking liar? And why is Snape butting his nose into Harry’s memories?
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24 Jan 2025