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    Daniel groans and covers his eyes with the heels of his hands. “Fuck. I didn’t mean for it to happen like that.”

    “Like…that?” Armand repeats.

    “Yeah. Aw, man!” Daniel groans again.

    “But you did mean for it to happen?”

    “What?” Daniel lowers his hands and looks at Armand.

    “You meant to kiss me.”

    In which Armand and Daniel’s first kiss doesn’t go how Daniel had imagined it.

    Vampire Fest Bloody Valentine prompts ‘first kiss’ and ‘fucked-up gothic romance’

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    13 Oct 2025

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    "Let me come with you. It's not smart to go around fighting monsters on your own."

    "Almost all hunters work alone."

    "Doesn't make it any smarter."

    In which Enjolras is going to save the innocent masses from the things that go bump in the night, and Grantaire is definitely either a lot more or a lot less than he appears. Neither of them can quite decide which it is.

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    06 Jun 2025

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    Grantaire's life has a pattern: he pays his respects to Aphrodite, he goes to work, he loves Enjolras and provokes him because he can't bring himself to do otherwise. That seems unlikely to change, at least until Enjolras speaks out against the gods and ends up cursed. Grantaire does his best to help him, but it turns out it's just as hard to love Enjolras up close as it is from afar.

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    03 Jun 2025

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    "I know what a breakup looks like," Daniel says. "The better question is, why are you coming to me about it? I'm the one who broke up your little sham."

    "This is what humans do, don't they?" Armand asks, letting his voice drop. "Crashing on their friends' couches when there's a blip in their romances?"

    "Except we're not friends. We're actually very much not friends." Daniel shrugs, as if it's all the same to him. "And I can't imagine the great vampire Armand deigning himself to sleep on my fucked-up sofa. That thing's been here since the nineties."

    "Well," Armand only says. "I saw you have a guest bedroom."

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    27 May 2025

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    “Hey, you weren't saving this one, were you?” Grantaire says, pointing vaguely to his seat and turning towards his left-hand neighbour. The neighbour looks at him, and Grantaire's breath hitches in his throat.
    Oh, no.
    Holy shit.

    (Slightly coming-of-age-y college AU that will likely involve R walking into the wrong class in his first week, les Amis as editors of the student paper, an eventual nightly arrest, and a trip to Paris)

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    01 Mar 2025