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are you just a poison that i shouldn't use? by sharkian
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
16 Sep 2025
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Grian stares nervously at his laptop in front of him. It's opened to a site he's never given much thought to before. But after being let go from yet another job…he's resorting to something a little different to get some money.
On the screen is a sign up page with videos of scantily clad men and women surrounding it. He's filled out the page and is hesitating over the final button, suddenly doubting himself.
What is he doing? He doesn't know anything about how to do…any of this. All the people in the videos look so confident and sexy, and he's neither of those things. He's barely 19, hasn't even had sex before. Why does he think he can do this?
He goes to close the tab but still hesitates even then. He's nervous, but…job hunting sucks. He needs to pay for his HRT somehow while he gets a new job, and rent waits for no one.
Taking a deep breath, he goes back and officially signs up for the site before immediately closing his laptop.
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- Part 1 of Accidental Sugar Baby AU
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17 Sep 2025
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Purpled, out of sheer desperation and maybe the slightest bit of boredom, prays for anyone and anything out there.
They're words he's uttered before, never once yielding any positive outcome.
Little does he know that this very time, Tommy happens to be listening and waiting for the right moment to announce his presence.
Or, two dumbasses go on a magical trip, whatever will they do? Comes with its fair share of angst because author is allergic to all joy and whimsy.
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13 Sep 2025
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Philza struggled to keep standing straight, dizzy from blood loss, a white-knuckle grip on his sword.
“I have heard much of you, emperor Philza, and I have respect for you. Therefore, I’ll offer you a deal. You will surrender. You will kneel before me, right here, right now, and beg for mercy. Then I’ll take you to the Nether with me, and you’ll become my prisoner, slave, and personal servant. Or-”
The Blood God raised his netherite blade, pointing the tip straight at Philza’s heart.
“-I will allow you to die with a sword in your hand, and once you’re dead, I will slaughter your children.”
Philza fell to his knees without hesitation.
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Philza had been prepared for a lot of things when he was taken as a war prize: the loss of his basic freedom, the heartbreak of being separated from his sons, the indignity of being reduced into the piglin king’s “pet”.
What he hadn’t been expecting was for the man behind the blood-stained mask to be soft-spoken, or good-natured, or tired from the weight of his crown.
Or lonely.
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- Part 1 of Bloodboon
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02 Sep 2025
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“Do you remember,” said Tubbo, “the day we first met?”
Ranboo glanced at him from across the table, a cup of tea slowly growing cold between the cradle of his hands. “As if I could forget,” he replied, too exhausted to smile. He wanted to be able to give Tubbo that small comfort, that reassurance, even if things were… the way they were
“Yeah.” Tubbo drummed restless fingers against the tabletop. “Pity we’re gonna kill each other at sunrise, then, huh?”
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Or, that fic beetwt hijacked my poll for /lh
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22 Aug 2025
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One Bite, Two Lives by MidnightDinoisthename
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
01 Oct 2025
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Tommy is so sick and tired of moving from place to place. Maybe L'manberg will be different...I mean getting bit by a spider and becoming a superhero counts as different right?
Who would have guessed that becoming a superhero with spider like powers comes with a huge responsibility...but L'manberg is counting on him to keep his new home safe from him and his company. Shouldn't be too hard...right?
Or I just miss reading DSMP x spiderman fanfics and decided to write my own.
*THESE ARE BASED ON THE CHARACTERS IN THE DSMP AND NOT THE CONTENT CREATORS!*
Updates: Whenever I think a chapter is ready! Goal: Once a week (no specific day)
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25 Jun 2025