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Worst First Date by bonchobrick (ponchoprick), ectoentity (tea_time_t)
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
25 Dec 2023
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Danny Fenton and Jason Todd are both having awful days. Neither of them want to be going on this blind date their friend set up. Best case scenario, it's going to be a waste of time, right?
Fortunately or not, the best case scenario rarely happens in Gotham.
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How to accidently introduce your family to the paranormal, by Duke Thomas by bonchobrick (ponchoprick), Silver_Melody, soapysoapp
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
19 Aug 2023
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Aka 5 times Duke knew a concerning amount of info about ghosts + the 1 time their minds are blown
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“Oh right, the ghosts are back in town,” Duke's comments, gaze absorbed in the static image
Silence drowns the room as their weary eyes blink at Duke, processing what he had just said.
Then it clicks
“R-repeat that?” Tim stares intensely at Duke
“Um, the ghosts are back? That's what these are.” Duke nervously replies confused
Tim opens and closes his mouth, struggling immensely to find any words to say.
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Duke knows a little too much about their new problem, ghosts. The Waynes think the worst and assume hes had some terrible experience with ghosts in the past. Duke doesn't realize how weird it is to know about ghosts that much, his family are -very- worried, and his best friend Danny is having a blast!
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In my defense I was dead by bonchobrick (ponchoprick)
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
19 Apr 2023
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So after Jason died he got to know and later become lovers with the King of The Infinite Realms! One small teensy problem with that though--he has completely forgotten to tell his family.
So maybe having your family watch you attack a bunch of box ghost minions with nothing but a normal gun (toootallly not a powerful spiritual soul shooter hahah) and a thermos was... not the best way to introduce to them this topic.
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Jason strolls into a mass attack with a ghost (that the justice league are clearly losing to) and just absolutely decimates the battlefield with just a thermos and gun unaware that his family is unaware of his... changed life status...
This work was originally posted here --> https://www.tumblr.com/bonchobrick/714555975564197888/dead-on-main-au-where-jason-is-of-course-dannys
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How to pass your chunnin exams (with the help of violence) by ponchoprick
Fandoms: Naruto
12 Mar 2023
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Yknow those days when you die and wake up in a exam room so you beat someone up because haha thats so me-core
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Sakura Haruno time travels back to chunnin exams and decides to fuck everyones shit up first and think about the consequences second.
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heart shaped annoyance by ponchoprick
Fandoms: Chainsaw Man (Manga), Chainsaw Man (Anime)
15 Feb 2023
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Denji stares at the item in Yoshida’s waiting palms then back at Yoshida.
"Dude." He deadpans, "This is gay.”
“Well yeah,” Yoshida's lips twitch ever so slightly upward as he holds out an artfully decorated box adorned top to bottom with hearts made of stickers, rhinestones, and painted acrylic, “That is the point.”
or valentines day just with the typical chainsaw man flair
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Orochimaru didn't know what hit him when he offered his cup of ramen to a dirty sunshine haired kid he encountered on his way home to Konoha.
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- Part 1 of Chibiness and Time Travel
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They say that the Lion chooses the Paladin. The Blue Lion chose Lance to be her Paladin.
And then all the other Lions seemed pretty okay with him piloting them as well.
Bookmarked by bonchobrick (ponchoprick)
02 Jun 2025
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Banshee In A Well by liverobinreaction (bugbee)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
02 Apr 2023
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Tim is five years old when he drowns in his parents' pool. He dies quietly, waiting for parents who love him, but will never be there, to realise that something is wrong. They never show up, and he sinks into oblivion.
When he wakes up and claws his way out of the water, the sun has set, and the lights of his house are on. He is cold and wet and his lungs burn.
But most of all, Tim is alone.
(If you die and no-one is there to see it, were you ever alive in the first place?)
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- Part 1 of bury the dead where they're found
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Bookmarked by bonchobrick (ponchoprick)
15 May 2023
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im a little too in my feels bc of this
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It’s Damian’s fault that Drake is lying motionless and as pale as a corpse on the hospital bed. He was the sniper's target.
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In which Naruto inherits his father's preference for redheads, his mother's attraction towards orphaned genii and both of their habit of making dumb decisions when in love.
Or, how Naruto didn't realize he was gay, until he met Gaara.