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Tommy was living the worst weeks of his life. First, he found out he's a necromancer, something that is very, very illegal and will probably get him killed. Second he got caught by hunters and captured. Now he's been sold to some cult so he can raise their "Blood God" from the dead.
The only real upside to all of this is that their Blood God might be just as lost and confused as Tommy is. Oh, also, he's very much not a god, but nobody's told the cult this.
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A vegan necromancer and a normal dude attempt to escape a cult together.
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- Part 1 of Adventures in Vegan Necromancy
- Part 1 of Space Anon Writes About Block Boys
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18 May 2025
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every fricking description is so good it is the embodiment of cult poetry oh my god i love wverything about this writing lemme eat that gold snow blood dirt
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Repetition (is the key to success) by Viokaea
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Jun 2023
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Tommy needed to get the fuck out of here yesterday.
He slammed his foot down on the brake of his stolen car and shifted into drive, ignoring the chaos of the superpowered fight going on less than a block away. He was about to pull out of the alley he was hidden in when the passenger door was abruptly yanked open. Tommy jumped, head snapping towards the door.
He came face to face with a man wearing an opaque black veil.
Shit.
Or: Tommy is a teenager on the run from the number one superhero in the city, Dream. In his most humble opinion, he's doing great at staying under the radar while making his escape attempt.
That is until three of the most feared villains in the city decide he's now their getaway driver. Fuck his life
Bookmarked by procrastinatingpie
13 Jun 2025
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Of Black Feathers And Rose Quartz Crowns by Gapple
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
11 Mar 2022
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Philza has no idea where this crow came from, but she's good company while Techno is still hybernating. Now if only his wife would answer him...
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She only wanted to spend time with Her husband, but of course the ritual went wrong. Well, not completely.
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- Part 2 of unconnected DSMP fics
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12 Jun 2025
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Sam, aka Warden, was one of L’Maberg’s top heroes, valiantly defending the city from a group of dangerous villains known as the Syndicate. One day, he runs into a boy named Tommy and ends up getting attached.
That was his first mistake.
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- Part 1 of "Special" is a Cruel Word
Bookmarked by procrastinatingpie
10 Jun 2025
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As Red as your Sins by Fenrir1218
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Slimecicle Cinematic Universe (Web Series)
15 Mar 2022
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At the beginning of the world there was a counsel of four. Now their names are only whispers on the wind, names known only to a few. So what happens when one shows up at Quackity's doorstep with none of his memories?
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- Part 1 of SCU fics babyyyy
Bookmarked by procrastinatingpie
06 Jun 2025