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Repetition (is the key to success) by Viokaea
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Jun 2023
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Tommy needed to get the fuck out of here yesterday.
He slammed his foot down on the brake of his stolen car and shifted into drive, ignoring the chaos of the superpowered fight going on less than a block away. He was about to pull out of the alley he was hidden in when the passenger door was abruptly yanked open. Tommy jumped, head snapping towards the door.
He came face to face with a man wearing an opaque black veil.
Shit.
Or: Tommy is a teenager on the run from the number one superhero in the city, Dream. In his most humble opinion, he's doing great at staying under the radar while making his escape attempt.
That is until three of the most feared villains in the city decide he's now their getaway driver. Fuck his life
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13 Jun 2025
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Of Black Feathers And Rose Quartz Crowns by Gapple
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
11 Mar 2022
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Philza has no idea where this crow came from, but she's good company while Techno is still hybernating. Now if only his wife would answer him...
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She only wanted to spend time with Her husband, but of course the ritual went wrong. Well, not completely.
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- Part 2 of unconnected DSMP fics
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12 Jun 2025
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Sam, aka Warden, was one of L’Maberg’s top heroes, valiantly defending the city from a group of dangerous villains known as the Syndicate. One day, he runs into a boy named Tommy and ends up getting attached.
That was his first mistake.
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- Part 1 of "Special" is a Cruel Word
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10 Jun 2025
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As Red as your Sins by Fenrir1218
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Slimecicle Cinematic Universe (Web Series)
15 Mar 2022
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At the beginning of the world there was a counsel of four. Now their names are only whispers on the wind, names known only to a few. So what happens when one shows up at Quackity's doorstep with none of his memories?
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- Part 1 of SCU fics babyyyy
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06 Jun 2025
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Two Can Play At That Game by HiNerdsItsCat (HiLarpItsCat)
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005)
15 Apr 2020
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The offer was accepted and the arrangement was made: to save her friends from the Cybermen, the Thirteenth Doctor agreed to ten trips with the Master in his TARDIS—but before they could depart, the Doctor threw in an additional complication:
“If you’re hearing this, it means that you just realised you couldn’t open the locket. You shouldn’t leave things like Chameleon Arches lying about like that, you know. People can get up to all sorts of mischief if left alone with one. So here’s my end of the deal: the locket will open after ten trips in the TARDIS. Until then, you’re stuck with your new human companion, Jenny Smith. I’ll still be travelling with you… I just won’t have to be there for it.”
—which is when the Master added in a complication of his own:
“If you want to run from your problems and hide inside a little human costume… fine. Two can play at that game.”
Meanwhile in Bristol, the Twelfth Doctor’s decades-long routine of eccentric lecturing and vault guarding is about to be upended by the two most disruptive students St. Luke’s University has ever had: the perpetually bickering Jenny Smith and Harry Jones.
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- Part 1 of Two Can Play At That Game
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 52,887
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 446
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01 Jun 2025
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Dark Matter by mysterycyclone
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Jun 2024
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The last thing Peter sees is Tony's horrified, heartbroken expression leaning over him. The guilt in his eyes is almost worse than the burning pain that's taking Peter apart piece by piece. The world starts to go dark.
There's a flash of gold and green. For one moment, he finds himself standing amongst the Guardians and others. And then darkness again. It feels like blinking; an extended period of nothingness that ends as abruptly as it begins. One moment there’s nothing, the next there’s light.
“Easy,” a woman says. Her words are gentle, and carry a slight accent that he can’t place. "I'm called Wonder Woman. What's your name?"
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- Part 1 of Dark Matter Multiverse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 241,043
- Chapters:
- 46/46
- Collections:
- 102
- Comments:
- 18,509
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- 83,771
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- 21,267
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19 May 2025
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Tommy and Dream are trapped in a time loop.
What do they do? Mess with everyone else, of course.русский translation by kuwwizz here!
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- Part 8 of Belle's Dream SMP Fics
- Part 1 of delaying the inevitable
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 247,848
- Chapters:
- 47/50
- Collections:
- 33
- Comments:
- 7,599
- Kudos:
- 15,810
- Bookmarks:
- 2,291
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- 602,018
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18 May 2025
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“Be my apprentice,” Icarus blurted.
Tommy blinked. Gradually, the corners of his mouth dropped into the deepest frown he’d ever made. “What the fuck? Why?”
“Why?” Icarus froze and Tommy raised a judgemental eyebrow. “It’s because of your powers.”
“My powers,” he echoed. “I never told you whether or not I had powers.”
“I can… sense them,” Icarus bullshitted. Tommy pinched the bridge of his nose.
“Right. What are they, then,” he retorted.
“Uh… super… powers,” the villain answered, sounding more unsure of himself by the second.
Tommy wanted to bash his head against a wall. “Really? That’s the best you could do?”
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Tommy isn’t sure why handing someone their keys is such a big deal, but now he’s left with a huge problem: Every supervillain in the city wants him to be their apprentice!
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Tommy’s lame superpower turns out to be a game-changer.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 230,156
- Chapters:
- 39/42
- Collections:
- 17
- Comments:
- 2,227
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- 14,802
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18 May 2025
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TommyInnit's Infamous Taxi Service by Roohoo
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
03 Feb 2024
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AUTHOR NOTE: CURRENTLY WRITING WILBURS CHARACTER OUT OF THE FIC (Chapters 1-13 updated so far <3)
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Tommy stutters, his tongue suddenly turning to rubber and stares at the man, one of the world's top villains, in his passenger's seat. “I—”
“One moment.” The Angel holds up a finger, popping the door open and looking towards the back of Tommy’s car. He cups a hand to his face. “Boys, get in this fucking car or I’m leaving you behind!”
Tommy twists in his seat, head snapping back to look out his back window and watches as three more men (holy shit, is that the Blade?) come darting towards his car.
Oh god, no.
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A fic where Tommy, an ex hero and now broke teen, accidentally becomes a get away driver and healer for the worlds most wanted villains. Found family chaos ensuesSeries
- Part 2 of Bumps in the road
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 188,528
- Chapters:
- 32/?
- Collections:
- 41
- Comments:
- 5,093
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- 18,350
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- 2,656
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- 474,509
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18 May 2025
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The Case of the Fire Inside by trying_to_spell_both_our_names_at_once
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
31 Jan 2022
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In the long list of rules that Dream gave him, there were four that stuck out as the most important. Four rules that he could never break.
Stick close to the island when swimming. Always be back before seven. Never complain or hesitate to give Dream his pelt. And never, ever interact with humans.
Tommy didn’t break any of those rules often, and if he did it was a one time thing, a mistake. But this wasn’t a mistake. This was a very deliberate, very stupid move on his part and Dream would kill him if he knew what Tommy was doing. Fifteen years Tommy had lived here, and never once had he intentionally broken one of Dream’s rules. Until now.
He swims closer to the three humans.
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Tommy's a selkie living isolated on an island with Dream as his caretaker. Wilbur, Techno, and Phil are the new lighthouse keepers next door. Surely there's no way for this to go wrong.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 198,798
- Chapters:
- 24/27
- Collections:
- 41
- Comments:
- 3,756
- Kudos:
- 9,259
- Bookmarks:
- 1,920
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- 359,865
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18 May 2025
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tommyinnit's clinic for supervillains by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
17 Jan 2022
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“W-What do you- I mean can I- are you here to rob us?” The person managed to stammer out.
Siren snorted. “No. I’m just here to order some food.”
“Wh-What about him?” The cashier asked, glancing at Tommy. “Did you- did you kidnap him?”
“I mean… yeah, let’s go with that in case this ends up on the news,” Siren shrugged, looking back at Tommy. “I kidnapped you, right?”
“Yeah, sure,” Tommy agreed, knowing that if they said he was kidnapped, it would keep people from getting suspicious of why he was seen in public with Siren. “Anyway, can I get the chicken nuggets happy meal, with a coke?”
or, how Tommy—who is not a hero, or a villain, or even a vigilante—saves the life of one of L'Manberg's most feared supervillains, and accidentally ends up becoming the resident doctor for every supervillain in town (and maybe gets a family along the way too).
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- Part 1 of the world of clinic
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 188,572
- Chapters:
- 26/26
- Collections:
- 25
- Comments:
- 10,272
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- 68,030
- Bookmarks:
- 11,966
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- 2,367,165
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18 May 2025
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that's, like, a hundred miles by No_one_you_know
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
03 Mar 2021
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Dream would kill him. Dream was going to kill him- he was going to- no, he wouldn’t. Dream was his friend- friends don’t hit each other- Dream was supposed to take care of him- Dream /was/ taking care of him.
It hurt to breathe. It hurt to think. He couldn’t clear his thoughts as he stumbled to the family computer, pulling up a tab on google and frantically typing the name into the search bar.
The words Technoblade Watson stared back at him, the little black bar at the end of the letters blinking slowly, mocking him.
Why, of all people, did it have to be Technoblade?
in short: the one where dream sucks as a parental figure, tommy runs away, and visits his least favorite family member technoblade
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- Part 1 of one hundred miles
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 60,444
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 84
- Comments:
- 1,852
- Kudos:
- 18,001
- Bookmarks:
- 2,826
- Hits:
- 298,762
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18 May 2025
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A cause for concern by Space_dish_star
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
05 Nov 2022
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Tommyinnit, the famous Minecraft streamer, is minding his own business when he's suddenly transported into the dsmp storyline. After much thought, he decides to try his best to prevent wars and make everyone slightly less traumatised. Oh, and he also gets murder voices.
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CC! Tommy replaces C! Tommy and tries to be a therapist to a bunch of emotionally unstable adults. What could possibly go wrong?- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 20,868
- Chapters:
- 18/?
- Collections:
- 11
- Comments:
- 993
- Kudos:
- 5,858
- Bookmarks:
- 851
- Hits:
- 95,696
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18 May 2025
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Tommy Watson is sixteen years old and completely blind. (Well, he has some light perception in his left eye, but he feels that hardly counts.) After being adopted at age seven, he’s grown up the only non-powered person in a family of superheroes.
At sixteen years old, Tommy Craft is the youngest prince of the Antarctic Empire. He and his family are the last full-blooded avians, and he’s always been proud of his heritage and golden plumage.
Sixteen-year-old Tommy Innit has been surviving on his own for as long as he can remember. He’s an araneo, a species known for having four eyes and six arms. He dreams of being able to leave his planet and explore the stars.
Tommy Watson shouldn’t have been in his dad’s technology lab. Tommy Craft should have known better than to pick up unknown magical artifacts. Tommy Innit is suddenly stuck hiding two weirdoes who have his face and speak an alien language from planetary authorities. No one is happy about this.
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A found family story featuring three Tommys who have lived vastly different lives teaming up to get two of them home (and eventually realizing that they don’t want to say goodbye.)
Story is complete!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 58,323
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Collections:
- 9
- Comments:
- 407
- Kudos:
- 2,618
- Bookmarks:
- 590
- Hits:
- 45,087
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18 May 2025
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Technoblade, a vigilante dubbed as Atlas, is revived, and welcomed to a world he barely recognizes. He's, at least, fairly certain he's in the same universe.
What the hell happened while he was gone?.
“I believe that less bad people in the world would make it better.”
“That’s counterintuitive.” Technoblade retorted.
“How so?”
“If all the good people killed the bad guys,” Technoblade starts. He grabs the gun from Phil’s hand, slowly. “How could you call them good?”
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SBI Supervillain AU VERY LOOSELY INSPIRED by DC's Lazarus Pit plot, except I want hero SBI going >:C and Technoblade going 'Wtf?'
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- Part 3 of et tu, brute? (dsbi buncha fics)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 24,021
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 44
- Kudos:
- 429
- Bookmarks:
- 90
- Hits:
- 5,134
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18 May 2025
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Tommy was living the worst weeks of his life. First, he found out he's a necromancer, something that is very, very illegal and will probably get him killed. Second he got caught by hunters and captured. Now he's been sold to some cult so he can raise their "Blood God" from the dead.
The only real upside to all of this is that their Blood God might be just as lost and confused as Tommy is. Oh, also, he's very much not a god, but nobody's told the cult this.
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A vegan necromancer and a normal dude attempt to escape a cult together.
Series
- Part 1 of Adventures in Vegan Necromancy
- Part 1 of Space Anon Writes About Block Boys
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 35,433
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 635
- Kudos:
- 3,665
- Bookmarks:
- 895
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- 54,660
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18 May 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
every fricking description is so good it is the embodiment of cult poetry oh my god i love wverything about this writing lemme eat that gold snow blood dirt
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Who the Ever-Loving F*** Made Me A Prince? by sherashalala
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, 어느날 공주가 되어버렸다 | Who Made Me A Princess (Webcomic)
27 Feb 2024
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Tommy wakes up in a book he's read once before, now casted as an infant prince named Theseus-- that would have been fine if this infant isn't destined to die at the age of fifteen by the hands of his own royal brother.
Tommy as Theseus will not have that.
He'll be changing a few things in here. For one, he will not be called Theseus. That's such a gaudy name. Who the hell chose that-? Oh right.
The brother who is going to execute him.
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OR The SBI Who Made Me A Princess AU we all needed.
OR OR Tommy gets stuck inside a book and he has to use childish charm to change fate.UNDERGOING EDITS
Series
- Part 5 of fanfiction about block people
- Part 1 of Who the FUCK?
- Part 1 of Sera's Reincarnation Fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 142,984
- Chapters:
- 27/?
- Collections:
- 18
- Comments:
- 1,862
- Kudos:
- 8,660
- Bookmarks:
- 1,620
- Hits:
- 266,627
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18 May 2025
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“Good cooking comes from the heart!” Charlie had told them all after the group cooking disaster, her guileless eyes bright and fingers spread wide in emphasis. “It’s about taking all the love you feel inside and sharing it with the people closest to you. It’s about caring!”
Alastor had laughed and laughed and laughed because his cooking is exquisite, and he had nothing in his chest but buzzing static and dead air and the cold skeletal lattice of a radio tower. “Don’t be ridiculous,” he’d said, utterly confident and completely unaware of the suffering that was to come. “Good cooking doesn’t come from something as trite as love. It comes from hunger.”
Or: Alastor cooks for the hotel.
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Prince Tommy is an enigma—underestimated, unknowable, self-assured, and powerful.
Until, one day, he isn't.
A story about familial love, friendship, manipulation, magic, breaking rules, kicking ass, an ancient legend, an unholy sacrament, and a secret that will someday make the Beginning indissociable from the End.
(OR: The one where Prince Tommy elaborately pretends not to be the intelligent little BAMF he really is, and ends up getting bit in the tail for it.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 147,515
- Chapters:
- 26/28
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 1,655
- Kudos:
- 1,553
- Bookmarks:
- 336
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- 44,529
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17 May 2025
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Celery, Long Scarves, Fezes, and Other Questionable Fashion Choices by Lunammoon
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who (1963), Doctor Who, Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
05 Jun 2025
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This is a story about a human woman from the Mid-Atlantic Coast of the United States of America who suddenly found herself from nowhere.
This is a story about strength: both metaphorical and physical.
This is a story about meeting people in achronological order.
This is a story about an "Associate" and their "Doctor"
This is a story about weird outfits and the light-hearted mockery gotten from friends when you wear them.
This is a story about the motivational powers of friendship, determination, and spite.
This is a story about being offered two bad options and saying "screw you, I made a third".
This is a story about knowing you can't save everyone, but still making sure you can say you tried.
This is a story about nicknames.
This is a story about time.
This is a story about space.
This is a story about a universe.
Alternatively: This is the story of a woman called Marion and that time her existing in the right space and time sent her on an adventure into a world where finally her love of history and encyclopedic knowledge of a certain British Television show actually was good for something.
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Next Update: July 3rdSeries
- Part 1 of Tales From (and around) The TARDIS
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 598,561
- Chapters:
- 85/?
- Comments:
- 1,057
- Kudos:
- 544
- Bookmarks:
- 197
- Hits:
- 41,607
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15 May 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ i frickin love this characterization and marion is so interesting aughhfjj