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  1. Public Bookmark 29

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    Wade was expecting this to be a typical X-Force mission. He had not been expecting the villain-of-the-week to have a mental de-aging ray of some kind.

    Suddenly Logan's cowering in a corner, recoiling from the sight of his own claws covered in blood. “Logan!” Wade yells, sprinting toward the man. Logan is clumsily ripping off his gloves, accidentally shredding them on the claws in the process. As Wade skids up next to him, he’s hyperventilating badly enough that it looks like he might be having a panic attack.

    “Victor, where’s Victor?” he gasps, voice sounding different somehow. Higher pitched. Younger. Then, higher yet, eyes jerking to his hands, “I think I killed someone.”

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    31 May 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 32

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    The first thing Wade hears the old man say is "You gotta be fuckin' kidding."

    Wade can't respond immediately, because his lungs are still knitting back together from being blown the fuck open by a shotgun, and it's hard to talk when you can't push air past your vocal cords, alright? But by the time he's pulled himself back to his feet and dusted himself off, he's back together enough that he can wheeze out a reply.

    "You always greet visitors like that? Fuck, that hurt, y'know. Nothing like a shotgun blast to the solar plexus to really get you going in the morning. Fuck espresso, right? Apologies to Miss Carpenter."

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    31 May 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    Ever since Wade and Logan’s intense saving the multiverse homoerotic bonding moment, the spark’s been kind of missing. Wade figures that two hundred something years of living can make a guy a little resistant to change, even if their new living situationship should arguably be better than what Logan had going on before. But he seems to be a little cooped up lately, what with all those pesky obligations that get in the way of being oiled up and shirtless every day.

    So maybe Logan just needs something a little more familiar to bring him out of his well honed routine of self loathing and marinating in his bad moods. Something a little more fun. And like the great friend that he is, Wade knows exactly what he has to do about it.

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    31 May 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    Wade is dragged to a Dolphin show by Vanessa and meets the future love of his life, and it's not the Dolphin.

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    28 May 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 29

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    “When was the last time you got your dick sucked?” Wade asks, point blank, after three entire days of Logan’s pissy, ridiculous mood. He’s had enough of him stomping around, yelling all day, and drinking until he passes out each night. Maybe if he got some action he would calm the fuck down. Wade knows some people willing to help a guy out.

    “What the fuck did you just say to me?” See? Here we fucking go with the attitude.

    “I said: THERE’S A STICK UP YOUR ASS, DO YOU NEED SOMEONE TO FUCK IT OUT OF YOU.”

    The steak knife that Logan had been eating with sails through the air into the living room to just barely slice Wade’s ear, van Gogh style, and lodge itself into the wall just above the TV. 

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    27 May 2025

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