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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Crowley mistakes the incoming text messages from Mr Brown as spam trying to sell him carpet.

    Mr Brown isn't trying to sell him carpet.

    A short text exchange between an oblivious demon and a flirtatious carpet store owner.

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    27 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Carpet puns

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    “ ‘Oh, that’s interesting. For us, it’s always the eyes you can’t change. Everything else is fair game, as they say, but I says, ‘what’s the use of a game that’s fair if you want to win it?’’

    Crowley stares at the strange woman in Warlock’s room.”

    Leave enough books around the place and you might make ripples in L-Space. Make enough ripples in L-Space and who knows who might come visiting, especially if they heard a child cry.

    Nanny Ogg and Nanny Crowley and discussing the fate of the world in the form of a child.

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    28 Dec 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    Crowley comes back to the bookshop, now owned by Muriel, and decides to drink himself sick due to heartbreak. Through her care, and a rollercoaster of events, they've found that they are great together, but Crowley will always have his heart set on another angel.

    Can Muriel handle this new, unholy lifestyle? Can Crowley juggle two relationships with the threat of the apocalypse? Will Aziraphale be able to hide everything from the Metatron?

    And, will hidden memories from all parties reveal something (or someone) much more sinister than they ever thought possible?

    Note: Heavy smut and heavy plot between our three mains, not for the faint of heart. Does contain a good amount of comic relief, but also a hefty helping of blood, sweat, and tears. Be advised.

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    20 Dec 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Hottest ever Muriel / Crowley 🥵

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    On an otherwise ordinary day in his cluttered little bookshop devoted to occult – sorry, ethereal – literature, Aziraphale Fell encounters an International Express driver with a remarkable package to deliver.

    A one-shot that turned into seven chapters of filth, one of comic resolution, and two bonus chapters because I have no self-control.

    Just ridiculous smut.

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    08 Jan 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    Muriel is eager to understand everything on Earth and try as much of the human experience as they can. Crowley is happy to help them explore... until he's not. When Aziraphale shows up at the bookshop, saying that Muriel is to be destroyed for sinning, the demon gets angry.

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    05 Nov 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Muriel/Crowley