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    What do you do with a depressed demon, especially if you’re a Bentley with limited capability for giving moral support? Well, you take him somewhere that he CAN get moral support, whether he likes it or not.

    Crowley may feel like the whole world is ganging up on him, but mainly it’s in an effort to cheer him up. The question is: will it work?

    Illustrated by GayDemonicDisaster, IneffableChocolateCheeseCake, HG_Aneh, Sweet Illustrations/SleepySkele collab

    FYI this is Muriel AND Crowley, not slash. They’re friends, and this is 99% SFW aside from a brief bit of joking around swimwear that pushed it into the "Teen & Up" category.

    Story Complete.

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    Short poem, post S2. Is this Aziraphale or Crowley speaking? You decide. Both likely feel the same.

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    Crowley is visiting family for the holidays. All he wants for Christmas is a new boyfriend. He didn't expect Santa to be quite so accommodating about his request however...

    Human AU. Magic is real, so is Santa (sort of) Spicy times ahead, enjoy, and Merry Christmas. I wrote this in the early hours of Christmas Eve after getting bitten by a rabid plot bunny who wouldn't let me go to bed until it was done.

    EDIT: Now illustrated by IneffableChocolateCheeseCake. Yes, the illustration was for a previous Christsmas fic originally ("Naughty or Nice"), but IC3 said as it worked for this fic as well, why not add it here too? So I did :)

    FURTHER EDIT: BRAND NEW ART! IneffableChocolateCheeseCake got bitten by the art bunny and drew an adorably smutty sketch to go with this as well, and sent it over to me for Christmas, so now added to the fic too!

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    The last of the 4 seasons mini ficlets in this series, domestic fluff in the South Downs Cottage for Aziraphale and Crowley.

    Be sure to check out the other 3 in this series.

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    More domestic fluff to follow on from my summer and spring ficlets in the same series. Winter in the South Downs cottage together.

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    Ater the summer themed ficlet, I decided to do some fluffy slices of life for the other seasons as well. Aziraphale and Crowley and their South Downs Cottage as summer turns to autumn.

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    Crowley loved to sleep, Aziraphale loved to stay awake and read. That's always how it was, before. But not now. Freedom to love is a fragile thing to Crowley, it's still new to him, and he's still not entirely sure it won't all disappear in the blink of an eye. So he watches over his angel as he sleeps, but Aziraphale is not oblivious to his beloved demon's anxieties.

    Just some peaceful fluff and love.

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    Werewolf and Alpha/Beta/Omega AU. NO pregnancy/babies (I’m tokophobic). This fic is all about clear, enthusiastic consent, zero dubcon. Only werewolves and half werewolves are affected by A/B/O dynamics - normal humans are normal humans. Lots of Aroace representation in this as well, as the majority of betas are aroace spectrum.

    Crowley is an alpha werewolf living with his pack in Mayfair, in the midst of a city-wide upheaval in geopolitical boundaries amongst his kind causing disruption. He stumbles across Aziraphale, who, unbeknownst to her, isn’t actually human, but part werewolf and an omega. She has some of their senses, and is affected by the Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamic.

    Aziraphale’s employer, Ms. Angela Michael, is curiously hostile to Crowley’s arrival, so Aziraphale decides she needs to know what’s going on, and only Crowley has the answers she seeks. It seems she’s in a danger she wasn’t aware of, and Crowley and his pack do their best to protect her.

     

    NOW COMPLETE.

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    Human AU. Crowley, a firefighting tanker pilot, has had one of the worst days at work ever. Little did he know it'd lead to something which is not so much as a meet-cute, as a meet-catastrophe, with a pleasantly unexpected outcome.

    While drowning his sorrows at the local pub, a certain handsome blonde bookseller ambles into his life, and it turns out they have something in common...

    Written for The Ineffable Con 5 zine. With thanks to TogetherAgain for the inspiration and brainstorming.

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    It all started when I mis-typed “Omega Aziraphale” as “Omeba Aziraphale”, which sounded so close to “Amoeba Aziraphale”, and then my brain went “forget Omegaverse, now we shall have AMOEBAverse!”

    I blame both TogetherAgain and BonnieBug for this nonsense, as I often do.

    Bonus fact: amoebas are asexual, so have some ACE representation as well.

    *Disclaimer - I'm not a scientist, so all mistakes are my own, this is fluff and nonsense.

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    Aziraphale didn’t sleep. He didn’t really see the point.

    But he owned a bed. And he sometimes lay in it, and closed his eyes...

    For longer than he can remember, there's been a secret relationship with Crowley. But if he can't see it, then it can't be real, can it? So long as he pretends he's dreaming, it'll all be just fine.

    This fic does reference use of BSL/deafblind manual alphabet. Neither ineffable is deaf or blind, but alternative forms of communication are important to them, for reasons which will become apparent. They also use custom signals of their own that do not correlate to BSL signs, and likely predate them by centuries. You don't need to know any of them for the fic however, all are written in plain English.

    NEW: Illustrated by Miele_Petit (thank you for my lovely birthday gift!)

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    Ever since Aziraphale borrowed the Bentley for his Scottish road trip, and now he and Crowley are living together in their South Downs cottage, the Bentley has been behaving strangely...

    Illustration by the author.

    Written & illustrated for "In Love With My Car" zine volume 2.

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    Aziraphale plays Santa to surprise Crowley on Christmas Eve, but Crowley has a surprise of his own in the works...

    This fic is for day 24 of the Advent Calendar event.

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    Crowley is summoned by a very unpleasant human, so decides to use their wishes, which are more like demands, to ensure they get their comeuppance.

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    Inspired by this art on twitter By @San970921 (Sandora)

    Aziraphale doesn't have to be undressed for Crowley to almost bring him to his knees. A smutty oneshot.

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    Since lockdown, Crowley has been sleeping, and that alarm clock set for July is finally about to go off. So what was he dreaming all that time? It turns out that it may well have something to do with all of us…

    Before Season 2 airs, this is my little love letter to the Good Omens fandom as a whole. (No mention of season 2, the title sequence, trailer, or any other spoilers here)

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    Aziraphale overhears Crowley using his tempting voice for his work, and decides he needs to hear more of it…

    “You enjoy it, do you? What sort of things would you enjoy hearing me say like this?”

    “A…a…almost anything,” Aziraphale stammered. “Anything at all, anything you like.”

    “Want me to read you the bus timetable like this then? The football results, maybe? A recipe for custard tarts, perhaps?” - all delivered in that same, syrupy tone that made Aziraphale suddenly realise that making an Effort that day might have been a grave mistake. He crossed his legs.

    Crowley lounged back with an easy smile. “Anything you want, say the word, it’s yours.”

    As if Aziraphale didn’t know that already.
    - - - - - - - - - -

    When a little light poetry reading leads to something substantially more. Illustrations by Yvesriba, Alice Rovai, and Miele_Petite.

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    Step 1: your demonic boyfriend flirts with you.
    Step 2: teasingly tie him to his own throne.
    Step 3: steal his cake and leave him there. Eat his cake.
    Step 4: ???
    Step 5: profit.

    In which Aziraphale is, yet again, Just Enough Of A Bastard To Be Worth Knowing. (Just don’t let him decorate a cake).

    The adorable and talented Miele_Petite gifted me an illustration last year for my birthday, and it has languished, fic-less for a whole year, before I found the perfect cracksmut to accompany it. I didn’t want to rush something for it, and was willing to wait for just the right plot bunny to go with the inspiration. In deference to the birthday theme, I went with birthday cake. Visit her Tumblr HERE.

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    A demon could get in real trouble, doing the right thing…

     

    Crowley: A demon who did not so much fall as bungee jump. Having a soft spot for humans is a major failing in a demon, and heaven knows he’s not as evil as perhaps he should be. They really do know, even if Crowley doesn’t.

    So when Crowley unexpectedly ends up in Heaven, it’s very much a case of “F your Forgiveness” as he tries desperately to get back down where he belongs again, with a little help from Aziraphale of course.

    And yes, I made Aziraphale, Crowley, and even Gabriel bitmojis. At first just for the hell of it while chatting plot with friends, and then I realised that there are some weirdly pertinent pre-made poses available which fit the narrative, so what the heck. I flung them in. Just for this fic as a one-off thing. Not going to do it with another one though.

    9 chapters, 24k words, story complete.

    With thanks to TogetherAgain for random brainstorming and support, plus many others for ideas of some of Crowley’s doomed plans, including Bowonnie, Elwyst, Crowley_Kitten, Jenna P. And also to Raechem for beta reading.

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    This is a sequel for “Fluff”, and while you don’t have to have read it first, as events are summarised here, you can. After writing “Fluff”, I got many questions asking about what happened to Clarence. I had been intending to leave it at that, but then: I had an idea, and so this is the tale of what happened to Clarence after “Fluff.”

    The ducklings are all now grown up, living with Crowley and Aziraphale in their cottage in the South Downs. With new developments regarding Clarence, our ineffables have some issues to work out. While this isn’t wiggleverse, it’s more spherical-verse…

    Illustrated by myself, SleepySkelli, Skelligiri., and ChipMae

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