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Spring by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Oct 2024
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The last of the 4 seasons mini ficlets in this series, domestic fluff in the South Downs Cottage for Aziraphale and Crowley.
Be sure to check out the other 3 in this series.
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- Part 4 of Ineffable seasons
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Winter by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Sep 2024
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More domestic fluff to follow on from my summer and spring ficlets in the same series. Winter in the South Downs cottage together.
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- Part 3 of Ineffable seasons
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Autumn by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Sep 2024
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Ater the summer themed ficlet, I decided to do some fluffy slices of life for the other seasons as well. Aziraphale and Crowley and their South Downs Cottage as summer turns to autumn.
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- Part 2 of Ineffable seasons
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Restful (Summer) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Aug 2024
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Crowley loved to sleep, Aziraphale loved to stay awake and read. That's always how it was, before. But not now. Freedom to love is a fragile thing to Crowley, it's still new to him, and he's still not entirely sure it won't all disappear in the blink of an eye. So he watches over his angel as he sleeps, but Aziraphale is not oblivious to his beloved demon's anxieties.
Just some peaceful fluff and love.
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- Part 1 of Ineffable seasons
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Sauntered vaguely groundward by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for TogetherAgain
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Aug 2024
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Human AU. Crowley, a firefighting tanker pilot, has had one of the worst days at work ever. Little did he know it'd lead to something which is not so much as a meet-cute, as a meet-catastrophe, with a pleasantly unexpected outcome.
While drowning his sorrows at the local pub, a certain handsome blonde bookseller ambles into his life, and it turns out they have something in common...
Written for The Ineffable Con 5 zine. With thanks to TogetherAgain for the inspiration and brainstorming.
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Amoebaverse by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for TogetherAgain, Bonnie_Bug
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Jul 2024
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It all started when I mis-typed “Omega Aziraphale” as “Omeba Aziraphale”, which sounded so close to “Amoeba Aziraphale”, and then my brain went “forget Omegaverse, now we shall have AMOEBAverse!”
I blame both TogetherAgain and BonnieBug for this nonsense, as I often do.
Bonus fact: amoebas are asexual, so have some ACE representation as well.
*Disclaimer - I'm not a scientist, so all mistakes are my own, this is fluff and nonsense.
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Plausible Deniability (Now illustrated by Miele_Petit) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for marsch00, Bonnie_Bug, TogetherAgain
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Jul 2024
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Aziraphale didn’t sleep. He didn’t really see the point.
But he owned a bed. And he sometimes lay in it, and closed his eyes...
For longer than he can remember, there's been a secret relationship with Crowley. But if he can't see it, then it can't be real, can it? So long as he pretends he's dreaming, it'll all be just fine.
This fic does reference use of BSL/deafblind manual alphabet. Neither ineffable is deaf or blind, but alternative forms of communication are important to them, for reasons which will become apparent. They also use custom signals of their own that do not correlate to BSL signs, and likely predate them by centuries. You don't need to know any of them for the fic however, all are written in plain English.
NEW: Illustrated by Miele_Petit (thank you for my lovely birthday gift!)
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Ain't misbehavin' (For In Love With My Car Zine volume 2) ILLUSTRATED by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for starryfull13
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Jun 2024
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Ever since Aziraphale borrowed the Bentley for his Scottish road trip, and now he and Crowley are living together in their South Downs cottage, the Bentley has been behaving strangely...
Illustration by the author.
Written & illustrated for "In Love With My Car" zine volume 2.
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"Stockings" (for Scribbling Vaguely Downwards Advent Calendar 2023 - day 24) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Dec 2023
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Aziraphale plays Santa to surprise Crowley on Christmas Eve, but Crowley has a surprise of his own in the works...
This fic is for day 24 of the Advent Calendar event.
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Muriel's Notebook (for Muriel Ship Appreciation Week) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
27 Nov 2023
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Written for the #MurielNeedsLove Muriel Ship Appreciation Week November 5th - 11th, 2023.
(Not your ship? Scroll on or read the notes)
Muriel has been cooped up in Heaven, unable to sample the many delights of Earth before, so once they get started, they want to enjoy ALL the things. Crowley has been happy to help Muriel learn about humanity and life on Earth, and there’s not much that he wouldn’t do for them. So when Muriel has some questions about some NSFW activities that human shaped corporations can have fun with, Crowely is happy to assist, on an aromantic, friends-with-benefits basis.
Prepare to see the softest, sweetest, most caring, supportive and wholesome SINnamon roll of a service top in action. This fic is fluffsmut all the way, no angst allowed here, happy endings all around. It IS a complete smut-fest, though!
Sexual pairings: Muriel/Crowley (aromantic), Muriel/anonymous human OCs (aromantic), Muriel/Eric (romantic).
UPDATE: I've written two more bonus chapters, taking the total chapter count from 10 to 12.
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Be careful what you wish for (for The Ineffable Con 4 Zine) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Oct 2023
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Crowley is summoned by a very unpleasant human, so decides to use their wishes, which are more like demands, to ensure they get their comeuppance.
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Incubus of Soho (Sequel to Seamstress of Soho) Illustrated by IneffableChocolateCheeseCake by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for starryfull13
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
20 Oct 2023
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Set after season 2 ends, fix-it fic. Angst, comfort, healing, reconciliation, resolution, smut, fluff, & comedy.
After Aziraphale leaves, Rosemary Sandwich notices that Crowley is going off the rails, and resolves to step in to protect him from himself - after all, he’s protected her and her unconventional little “family” enough. Things may be rocky at times, but Rosie and her household do their best to keep Crowley from too many bad decisions as best they can, until eventually hope appears. But can Crowley and Aziraphale together fight back against the Metatron and prevent Armageddon 2?
Sequel to Seamstress of Soho a mature/teen & up rated, but far more safe for work comedy/fluff fic, which explored how Crowley knew Mrs. Sandwich before season 2. This fic will make more sense if you read that first (8,586 words, 3 chapters.)
This fic does include one fairly heavy chapter which will be appropriately tagged and entirely skippable without affecting the plot if it’s not something you’d like to read. It is all consensual, but it may be a bit much for some people.
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- Part 2 of Sex work in Soho
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Seamstress of Soho by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for TogetherAgain, Elwyst, Yvesriba
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
10 Aug 2023
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Season 2 spoilers! When Mrs. Sandwich spots a suspicious new guy apparently lurking on her turf, the misunderstanding leads to an unlikely friendship between the ‘seamstress’ and a demon.
So in episode 6 we see that Mrs. Sandwich is clearly at ease with Crowley and he with her, enough to share a joke together. Combine that with the curious sign on her door which might just be referring to Crowley, and we have a little buddy comedy in the making. I decided to explore the backstory of how they came to know one another between season 1 and the beginning of season 2.
This post on tumblr was an additional kicking-off point.
While this little comedy is about sex workers, there is NO sex in it, and rated M solely for oblique references to things like contraceptive devices and so on - honestly it could get away with a “teen and up” rating but I like to err on the side of caution.
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- Part 1 of Sex work in Soho
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I’ve lived ten thousand lives, and all of them with you. by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Jul 2023
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Since lockdown, Crowley has been sleeping, and that alarm clock set for July is finally about to go off. So what was he dreaming all that time? It turns out that it may well have something to do with all of us…
Before Season 2 airs, this is my little love letter to the Good Omens fandom as a whole. (No mention of season 2, the title sequence, trailer, or any other spoilers here)
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Devil’s Food Cake (illustrated by Miele_Petite) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Miele_Petite
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Jul 2023
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Step 1: your demonic boyfriend flirts with you.
Step 2: teasingly tie him to his own throne.
Step 3: steal his cake and leave him there. Eat his cake.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: profit.In which Aziraphale is, yet again, Just Enough Of A Bastard To Be Worth Knowing. (Just don’t let him decorate a cake).
The adorable and talented Miele_Petite gifted me an illustration last year for my birthday, and it has languished, fic-less for a whole year, before I found the perfect cracksmut to accompany it. I didn’t want to rush something for it, and was willing to wait for just the right plot bunny to go with the inspiration. In deference to the birthday theme, I went with birthday cake. Visit her Tumblr HERE.
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I've Un-Fallen and I Can't Get Down by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge), TogetherAgain for TogetherAgain
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Jun 2023
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A demon could get in real trouble, doing the right thing…
Crowley: A demon who did not so much fall as bungee jump. Having a soft spot for humans is a major failing in a demon, and heaven knows he’s not as evil as perhaps he should be. They really do know, even if Crowley doesn’t.
So when Crowley unexpectedly ends up in Heaven, it’s very much a case of “F your Forgiveness” as he tries desperately to get back down where he belongs again, with a little help from Aziraphale of course.
And yes, I made Aziraphale, Crowley, and even Gabriel bitmojis. At first just for the hell of it while chatting plot with friends, and then I realised that there are some weirdly pertinent pre-made poses available which fit the narrative, so what the heck. I flung them in. Just for this fic as a one-off thing. Not going to do it with another one though.
9 chapters, 24k words, story complete.
With thanks to TogetherAgain for random brainstorming and support, plus many others for ideas of some of Crowley’s doomed plans, including Bowonnie, Elwyst, Crowley_Kitten, Jenna P. And also to Raechem for beta reading.
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Fluff II: NOW EVEN FLUFFIER (You Have Been Warned) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for The_Magic_Rat, Elwyst, CynSyn, loveneedlesandhay, TogetherAgain
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Apr 2023
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This is a sequel for “Fluff”, and while you don’t have to have read it first, as events are summarised here, you can. After writing “Fluff”, I got many questions asking about what happened to Clarence. I had been intending to leave it at that, but then: I had an idea, and so this is the tale of what happened to Clarence after “Fluff.”
The ducklings are all now grown up, living with Crowley and Aziraphale in their cottage in the South Downs. With new developments regarding Clarence, our ineffables have some issues to work out. While this isn’t wiggleverse, it’s more spherical-verse…
Illustrated by myself, SleepySkelli, Skelligiri., and ChipMae
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- Part 2 of Ineffable Fluff
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Delicious Dinner Date by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Elwyst, starryfull13, Crowley_Kitten, Suvroc (cuteandillusion)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Dec 2022
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Aziraphale, the hapless cook who just wanted dinner and ended up summoning a date.
Remember that scene in the Elvira movie where she tries to make a casserole and accidentally summons a demon? Yeah. You can see where this is going. With additional spicy consequences, enjoy some crack flavoured smut. -
Roomba of Doom (some chapters illustrated) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for CynSyn
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Aug 2022
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Crowley gets an unusual summoning… and a new pet/minion of chaos.
Inspired by a meme: Ouija board rugs: it's all fun and games until the Roomba accidentally summons a demon...
I'm sure you can all see where this is going. Anyhow this was intended as a one off short comedy, but then between me, CynSyn and several other Good Omens fan friends and my other half, we came up with so many more ridiculous shenanigans that Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley's demonic hellspawn can get up to together that I decided to make this a weekly updated series which continued for over a year.
There won't be any other regular updates, but I'm not discounting the possibility of the odd chapter happening in future if inspiration strikes. For now I'm calling it a completed work. But feel free to keep sending me prompts. You might inspire something more. Thanks for all the love.
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Sneeping Beauty, or: Sir Aziraphale and the Art of Houseplant Maintenance by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for CloverTheGrand
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Nov 2021
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A wall of thorns surround a sleeping beauty, slumbering for far longer than any human ever could, laid out with long red hair lying in ringlets on the pillow… and snoring like a somnolent pig.
Crowley’s lockdown nap continues, in the meantime, his plants have plans of their own which may or may not include re-enacting “the day of the triffids” and taking over the entire apartment block. The locals call for help, and a blue eyed knight in shining armour arrives to battle his way through the thorns to awake the snake within…
AKA: I got inspired to write more silly cracky nonsense again.
With thanks to CloverTheGrand on Clio's art discord for the inspiration! Thanks to Loveneedlesandhay for beta reading.