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Release the Kraken, ILLUSTRATED by Miele_Petite, for Ineffable Con 2 NSFW zine by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Miele_Petite
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Oct 2020
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Crowley brings Aziraphale some delectable pastries, but underestimates exactly how stimulating he will find the ensuing scenes of gastronomic debauchery that ensue. Finding it all a bit much, he flees to take care of things, but in his haste, makes a minor miraculous mishap, which leads to Aziraphale finding out rather more than Crowley intended...
My contribution to the Ineffable Con NSFW zine in partnership with the ever talented Miele_Petite .
This started out with a birthday gift from Miele in the form of uncoloured line art of Crowley's mighty Kraken, which she said I could use for any fic I liked. So I decided to ask if we should collab for the zine. Miele agreed and offered to colour the line art and add a sneaky Aziraphale as well.
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Spot Of Bother - for Ineffable Con 2 SFW zine by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Oct 2020
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Crowley gets pulled over for speeding, (we’re in the UK so it’s rather more polite than American ones - author draws on personal experience I’m afraid). Crowley has been trying to be good for Aziraphale, but there’s only so far a demon can go before mischief ensues, besides, they have a show to get to...
My piece for the SFW version of the zine for Ineffable Con 2, which we are now allowed to publish elsewhere.
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Small, Snakey Snore (ILLUSTRATED) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge), Yvesriba
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Oct 2020
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After Neil Gaiman sared this post on twitter regarding whether Crowley is awake again yet, we decided some fluff was in order to cheer people up. SFW fluff, ACE ineffables. Mention of some general pandemic stuff but no more than Neil wrote.
Yvesriba asked GayDemonicDisaster “Feel like writing a little script for me to illustrate later today?”
In typical writer fashion, GDD interpreted this as “would you mind writing me a short fic?” and promptly churned out over 1k words of fluff…
A bit like the winking nuns, this was not what Yvesriba had intended, which was “a couple of lines of dialogue for a 3 panel comic.” Something got lost in translation somewhere...
But it was decided that illustrating a little fic was also fun, so we did this instead.
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A piece of art (Illustrated) - Top Crowley Hell fall event collab with Bilarzo by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for bilarzo (tylerhoechlions)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Sep 2020
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Fic for the Top Crowley Hell discord server event, paired with the lovely Bilarzo to illustrate my fic for me. The topic was "South Downs". The ineffables are unpacking their boxes of possesions at their new cottage when Crowley finds some old art supplies, it turns out that Aziraphale had a hobby for a while.
Crowley finds it fascinating, but not quite as fascinating as they find each other as it turns out...
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Illustration gift for EntropicalSunflowers' fic "Among the pages" by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for EntropicalSunflowers
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Sep 2020
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On the Top Crowley Hell discord server we held a fic/art event with the theme of "South Downs". You could do SFW or NSFW. I volunteered to do SFW art for someone and was paired with EntropicalSunflowers. I re-worked an earlier attempt to customise it to suit the fic.
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Take these broken wings - ILLUSTRATED - by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 Sep 2020
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When Crowley finds a demon being tortured by other demons, he steps in to save her. Calling on Aziraphale for assistance, they try to get to the bottom of what she was being punished for, and resolve to help. Perhaps Crowley and Aziraphale are only the first demon and angel to rebel against their sides? Asexual Aziraphale & Crowley. CW for graphic descriptions of violence, blood, medical procedures in first two chapters.
Illustrated - I’ve only been learning to draw for a few weeks, some of the illustrations in this fic I did earlier, some later, and some I drew especially for this fic, which wasn’t originally going to be illustrated at all. You can probably tell the early drawings from the more recent ones (they’re all dated anyway), please pardon the clumsiness of a few.
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Illustration gift for HarmoniHalo's "Mr. Fell's Toybox". Image is SFW, linked fic is NOT. by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for theoncomingdoodah
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Aug 2020
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Gift illustration to accompany chapter 6 of Mr. Fell's Toybox by HarmoniHalo
Illustration is SFW, the linked fic that inspired it however is very NSFW and rated E for Explicit, so please check the tags before reading. If you don't like NSFW you can still look at the illustration without context as it's still sweet.
I've been learning to draw for less than a month at this point, so I'm happy I managed to get something that looks at least close to what I wanted.
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Old Wounds (ILLUSTRATED) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Snowfilly1
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Aug 2020
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Prompt by Snowfilly1: “Crowley was the one who injured Aziraphale’s leg, and at least one of them remembers it happening.”
Aziraphale's knee is aching again in the cold weather. There are some truths to share. The truth is apt to be painful. Mild angst with comfort afterwards.
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Is that a spot? (Illustrated) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Aug 2020
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There are many theories on why Crowley threatens, terrifies, and destroys his plants, but what if the reason is that he HAS to? When being a demon isn't just a job description but what you *are*, you have to do evil deeds and cause pain and distress, otherwise your demonic soul withers and you are harmed yourself. Crawly/Crowley finds out the hard way that he has to do evil. Ever the clever serpent, he works out a loophole to do so without harming humans like the other demons do.
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A star among many (ILLUSTRATED by Yvesriba) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Yvesriba
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Aug 2020
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"God gave rock and roll to you..." Well Crowley doesn't care who gave it to us, he likes it, and he wants to join in on a special occasion. Inspired by Rockin' 1000. I could totally see Crowley joining in on this, and my lovely beta reader Yvesriba drew a little illustration of him doing just that when we chatted about it, so I wrote this fic where Crowley lets loose and has fun while his angel watches him enjoy himself. Light hearted fluff.
Watch/listen to the video for the full, spine-tingling effect.
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Already Taken (illustrated - badly, by the author) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Yvesriba, Aldrymovdon
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Jul 2020
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From a prompt on twitter by Aldrymovdon: "What if someone was trying to summon a demon for sex and Crowley pops up and he's just like "sorry, y'all, I'm married."
An incubus summoning doesn't go as expected.
Illustrated, extremely amateurishly, by the author, with apologies.
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Constraint (ILLUSTRATED) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 Jul 2020
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READ THE TAGS. Yes it has a lot, on purpose. There are potentially triggering elements in this fic.
Aziraphale is hit by a lust curse and tries to hit on Crowley, who restrains him for his own safety and refuses to take part as the angel can’t consent while cursed.
Crowley cares for Aziraphale while he tries to work out how to break the curse. He goes through hell mentally and literally to do so, but when he does, Aziraphale still insists that he loves Crowley. This makes Crowley think that he didn’t succeed in breaking the curse and pitches him into further despair. Aziraphale has to lie and hurt Crowley to convince him that he’s cured and to let him go. This of course just reinforces Crowely’s fears anyway.
Aziraphale then has to take time to reassure Crowley that he does actually love him, and help him heal from the mental trauma of the events.
Illustration in chapter 12 by Alice Rovai.
NSFW angst, hurt and comfort with happy ending. TW for attempted noncon kissing/touching, graphic violence, blood, minor character death (enemy), bodily fluids, bondage, dysphoria/dysmorphia. (NO noncon or dubcon sex). -
"How to effectively co-parent your sentient appliances" by Anthony J Crowley & A.Z. Fell by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for WriteItOtt, CynSyn
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Jul 2020
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“So, what you gonna call this then, Angel?”
"How to effectively co-parent your sentient appliances by A.Z. Fell & Anthony J Crowley”
“I want my name to go first.”
“But it was my idea.”
“It’s about alphabetical order, see? Crowley goes before Fell.”
“But…”
“Anthony with an An goes before Aziraphale with an Az.”
“Crowley…”
“J for Just a J really goes before Z for just a Z really.”
-----------------Aziraphale decides to get Crowley to help him write a rather unique parenting guide. Prepare for Staged easter eggs. This Fic is an accessory work to my ongoing SFW comedy fic "Roomba of Doom" wherein Crowley adopts a demonically possessed sentient Roomba named Bob. If you haven't read it already, I'd suggest it. There's no end point to that fic, I'll keep adding chapters as long as I have material to inspire them. Feel free to send me some!
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Counting Stars/Seeing Stars, ILLUSTRATED by Blithefool/Smuttyscribblez for "They're Switches, Bitches!" Zine by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Jul 2020
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After Aziraphale spends the night thoroughly ravishing his husband, Crowley vows to get his own back and give his Angel as many orgasms as possible through the next night, hopefully leaving him seeing stars. How many orgasms? Who cares? Who's counting? Oh yeah, that'd be Crowley. Prepare for hot-swappable genitalia and some fun toys. Illustrated by Blithefool/Smuttyscribblez
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AwakeTheSnake (SFW) part of the #AwakeTheSnake celebration for the 1st July by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Jul 2020
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Aziraphale hasn't been feeling himself lately, and is a little frustrated with rattling around the bookshop all on his own for a while, so decides to go and visit Crowley for when he wakes up from his nap on the 1st of July. Unfortunately there's a bit of a misunderstanding.
I dropped some Staged easter eggs in here.
Part of the #AwakeTheSnake celebration on twitter. Although I'm also up for #WakeySnakey #SnakeyWakey #GoodMorningCrowley #GoodMorningAngel #WakeUpCrowley as well. Take your pick.
I wrote two fics for this occasion, much like I did for the lockdown video - one SFW and one NSFW, called "SnakeyWakey", pick whichever you prefer, or enjoy both, they have different storylines.
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SnakeyWakey (NSFW) part of the #AwakeTheSnake celebration for the 1st July by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Jul 2020
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"I'm setting the alarm clock for July, goodnight, Angel."
Crowley has been taking a nap. Aziraphale has been going a little bit bonkers with boredom, so decides to go around to wake up Crowley on the 1st of July. Shenanigans ensue, including sexy shenanigans. May contain pineapples, and possibly two carrots.
Part of the #AwakeTheSnake celebration on twitter. Although I'm also up for #WakeySnakey #SnakeyWakey #GoodMorningCrowley #GoodMorningAngel #WakeUpCrowley as well. Take your pick.
I wrote two fics for this occasion, much like I did for the lockdown video - one NSFW and one SFW, called "AwakeTheSnake", pick whichever you prefer, or enjoy both, they have different storylines.
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All I need is the air that I breathe (and to love you) ILLUSTRATED by Yvesriba by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Jun 2020
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Wessex, 1020AD. Some years after meeting the Black Knight, a certain angel finds a certain injured demon and nurses him back to health. Over the weeks, closeness prompts an opening up that sparks something more, and perhaps some kind of Arrangement might not be that bad of an idea after all…? Featuring BAMF Aziraphale. Hurt, comfort & love.
CW for BLOOD, injuries, primitive medical procedures.
UPDATE: Illustrated by Yvesriba
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Let me count the ways by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Jun 2020
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Long ago, Hell tasked the demon Crawly with carrying out temptations, including seductions, on humans. After all, Lust is one of the seven deadly sins. But angels and demons aren’t created with an understanding of sexuality, so his skill is not innate. He had to learn just like any of us. Crawly resolved to learn how to provide pleasure, not just to make it nicer for the humans that had to be tempted, but so that he could use the skills he’d learned to please Aziraphale one day.
So what would a demon’s first time be like? What were his thoughts and concerns? How did he find someone to teach him? The first two chapters detail masculine and feminine Crawly respectively, before moving into more recent times, his first time with Aziraphale sharing what he knows, and then their relationship taking things on to a deeper level of sharing.
Aziraphale wants to repay Crowley for all the wonderful experiences they’ve shared together, and wants to know what his love truly desires. Crowley is hesitant to share, but eventually opens up, and Aziraphale makes it a reality for her.
Crawly/Crowley is variously masculine and feminine throughout this work. This fic is sex worker positive.
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Temptation Incarnate by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Miele_Petite, theycallmeDernhelm (onyourleft084)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Jun 2020
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Crowley is good at tempting, even when he doesn't mean to be. One evening in the bookshop, Aziraphale decides to ask some questions, gets some answers, and something else he's wanted for a long time. Ineffable silliness, fluff, nonsense, softness, giggling, loving, naughty shenanigans, banter, possibly aardvarks, and Crowley gets one hell of a surprise.
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Incident Report by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Jun 2020
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I saw a meme that said "I don't 'write' my characters, I just watch them do stupid shit and write up the incident report." Which inspired me to do this - How would Aziraphale sum up the events leading up to and after Armageddon in his report to head office? Well... here's how: