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    Crowley confesses his love to Aziraphale, and reaffirms what he’s been feeling for thousands of years. There may be a surprise in store. Please don’t hate me, this wasn’t my idea, but it was too funny not to use. It's all explained at the end.

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    Human AU, Crowley is a horticulture student, and Aziraphale is studying theology. They become best friends and make a promise that if neither of them is married by the time they’re 40, they’ll get hitched. Both think the other has forgotten. Cue a couple of decades of pining and missed opportunities before fate finally brings them together.
    Concept by foulfiend1984.

    I've tried to do a condensed slow burn, to get their story into a shorter format while still hopefully doing it justice so it doesn't feel rushed. It is longer than the other valentine's prompts, but it needed the length to make it work for the concept.

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    Gift for ExMarks , and others from the Good Omens NSFW Party Fun Room on facebook, for the inspiration of this prompt. A couple of us are writing our take on this, here’s mine. Obviously, NSFW. Gabriel pays a visit to the bookshop, and Aziraphale can’t help but sit and stare at him on the sofa, and think of all the things that poor sofa has seen, all the dubious stains on the upholstery, all the sexy demonic shenanigans…. Poor Aziraphale.

     

    EDIT - see end notes for link to a fabulous sequel by Lyowyn!
    NEW! Quefish did a (very) drunk live reading of this on youtube, she also did "Squid Fight" beforehand in the same video, so I set the link to begin at the start of this fic reading, but feel free to watch it all HERE

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    Crowley notices that there’s one thing that Aziraphale seems to avoid consuming, and not becuase he doesn’t like the taste. Being curious and mischevious, Crowley takes a gamble on a theory and is proven rather startlingly correct.

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    When Aziraphale embarrasses Crowley, the demon sets out to get revenge in the best way he knows how. If this involves winding his angel up until he can barely hold back, so much the better.

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    After the bus ride home, an angel and a demon face up to their own mortality in fear of what may come next, and decide to make the most of whatever time they have left together. 6000 years of missed opportunities to confess their love for one another culminates in an unexpected result that might just save their lives.

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    Crowley requires Aziraphale’s special skills every now and then to deal with a troublesome aspect of living in the pre-automobile age. Devolves into smut at the end. My apologies for this ending up rather like a period drama or Mills & Boon nonsense, but that’s how it turned out. I’m rather too influenced by my own historic collection of equine stories like “Mr Sponge’s Sporting Tour”, “Handley Cross” and Jorrocks’ “Jaunts and Jollities.”

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    Bad luck comes in threes, this time it starts with Crowley's flight reservation gone wrong, and Aziraphale's ferry plans gone awry, then as the third in the set of 3 bits of bad luck, Aziraphale accidentally makes a mistake booking them accommodation on online with a foreign language website, which leads to something Crowley didn't expect.

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    Some strange manifestations start happening around Crowley, and Aziraphale tries to get to the bottom of the mystery...

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    What happens when a demon curses the sex dice. Crowley is a brat, and Aziraphale is Just Enough Of A Bastard™️ (again). More comedy porn, because apparently this is my niche now, and my legacy, my lasting contribution to literature. I’m not even sorry.

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    Whist being a valentine’s prompt short fic, this may also be considered an unofficial, much demanded chapter 3 of “Not on the plants, dear, we’re British” – a NSFW comedy fic. It didn’t have quite as much comedic value as I wanted for a real chapter 3, but it was pillow talk so I decided rather than binning it, to put it here instead. For context read the comedy fic first.
    Awkward demons aren’t the only people with embarrassing secret wank stories. A certain principality has some skeletons in his own closet…

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    After moving into the cottage, Crowley sets about tidying up the garden. He does it all by manual labour rather than miracles, to give himself something to do. One day he hits upon an idea that will take several months to come to fruition, and lays out a secret for his Angel. One spring day it's ready…

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    I cheated slightly on this prompt, I already had a piece of fic which works for this theme – a chapter in my 1st fic “Protection” details their first kiss, by way of a particular delicacy. I grew up abroad, and some of that in South East Turkey, a region around the City of Diyarbakir, famous for its amazing distinctively flavoured honey*, which they use in the making of a regional pastry called “baklava”, making Diyarbakir baklava an entirely different taste to anywhere else in the world. It is different even to anywhere else in Turkey – baklava in Istanbul or Ankara doesn’t even compare in flavour to that region.

    *Bees in the area drink mostly nectar from the many, many fields of opium poppies, which lends a distinctly unique and rare flavour unobtainable in most regions of the world.
    Baklava is sticky, sweet and flaky, it’s delicate and delectable and just the kind of thing I can imagine Aziraphale loving, so we ended up with this delicious moment, inspired as much by Crowley’s kink of watching his angel eat, as by Aziraphale’s knowledge of this fact.

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    Ever wondered what was in that box on Crowley’s red marble desk? I did, and Aziraphale does too…

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    Crowley has been keeping a secret from Aziraphale for some time, when circumstances force it out into the open, and Crowley has a choice to make.

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    A serenade doesn’t always have to be in person. Crowley accidentally pours his heart out to his Angel without even knowing it. Technology can be a double edged sword.

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    I decided to include part of a chapter from a fic I’ve already written for this prompt, because it works so well with what I wanted to write for this, and to re-write it again seemed silly. This is a snippet from my fic “Vengeance Found” which itself is a sequel to “Lost and Found”. In Lost and found, Crowley plucks a black feather from his wing, kisses it, and passes it to Aziraphale. Later, Aziraphale returns the token with his own in the same way. When Crowley gave his feather, he had yet to regain his lost memories.
    In the sequel “Vengeance Found” the following scene happens as they lie on the grass in the sunshine together before something important, and potentially very dangerous they are about to undertake together. It’s one of the sweetest, most loving things I’ve written and I adore it.

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    It’s only fanfic if it’s from the Fanfique region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling pornography.

    Crowley takes his angel to an abandoned nightclub to treat him to a personal pole dance and some bubbly.

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    Aziraphale decides to be Just Enough Of A Bastard™ again, with some long, drawn-out experimentation on a very frustrated Crowley. Obviously NSFW.

     

    Beautiful artwork very kindly done by the super talented Miele_Petite

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    Crowley is surprised to find that Aziraphale has never tried out a vulva before. The demon decides that a little fun education and experimentation is in order, and teaches Aziraphale how to get the most fun out of her new body style. Featuring both masculine and feminine Crowley and Aziraphale, but mostly femme both. Obviously NSFW.

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