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    my SFW piece for "Cold Omens" zine. In Golgotha, 33AD, Jesus is up on the Cross, while angel and demon look on. Crowley is angry at God, angry at the Archangels, and even angry at Aziraphale for letting it happen. Aziraphale knows more than he is allowed to let on, but asks Crowley for her trust. He has something amazing to show her.

    Not tagged for MCD, although yes Jesus does obviously die as we know. But we also know he's resurrected. I honestly did more bible study for this fic than I've done since R.E lessons at school decades ago! It was a tricky subject to handle sensitively, and I did get a sensitivity beta reader to help ensure I got the balance right. I hope I struck the right balance of respect for the subject. There were some conflicting details in different scriptures, so I selected a sequence of events which fit with the consensus.

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    my NSFW piece for the digital version of Cold Omens zine. During the Blitz Crowley saved Aziraphale, but what happened afterwards? Crowley has been putting his horticultural skills to good use in the "dig for victory" campaign, and Aziraphale tracks him down to ask some questions about what happened the night before, as he'd been dwelling on it somewhat. Interrupted by an air raid, they take shelter in the Underground and find a quiet corner to continue their conversation...

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    Crowley may be the gentlest demon in existence, at least until Aziraphale wants him not to be. I finally decided to write some monsterf*cking with a Naga Crowley, explicit, enthusiastically consensual rough sex, pre-negotiated kinks, oviposition (eggs), along with softness and silly ineffable affection as usual, and gentle aftercare. Check the tags before proceeding.

    from a prompt by zerodaryls:
    “Aziraphale calling Crowley ‘divine’ or some other holy word in the midst of passionate love-making, Crowley grumbling about it, and Aziraphale in reply fixing him with an intense look and saying, ‘Fuck me like a demon, then’ Commence passionate rough sex.”

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    Heaven has taken a demon prisoner. Aziraphale doesn't think it's right.

    I added an illustration of Trueform Crawly in this universe.

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    Everyone has their own inner demons, including, as it happens, demons. And Crowley’s happens to be himself - it’s rather more efficient that way.

    A smutty Good Omens Art Extravaganza, featuring art from Yvesriba, OwlyGem, LilianReike, FreedomAttack, Miele_Petite, Tweedfeather, Crayzy, Flaky_Scarlet, Hikaru9, Kuramoriz, Hollow-Head, IneffableChocolateCheeseCake, loveneedlesandhay, and myself. Social links in end notes.

    31k of our hopeless ineffables as they explore their first sexual encounters with each other, and work out a few kinks along the way. Including Aziraphale discovering that Crowley can apparently create a clone of himself, which can come in handy for certain activities…

    The course of love does not always run smoothly, but Crowley is damned if he’s going to let his own personal hangups get in the way of giving his beloved angel everything he wants, setting out on his own personal voyage of self-discovery.

    Work complete.

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    After Armageddon, Crowley and Aziraphale retire to the bookshop, and try to process all of the events which led them up to this point. It all becomes a bit too much for Crowley. But his angel will always be there for him. A very short ficlet, followed by an accompanying poem I wrote to frame the same scene from Crowley's viewpoint.

    There is a LOT of personal hurt which went into this fic, before it was written, and for many months after - I wrote this back in June 2020 at an extremely low point for me personally, but then it's upload was delayed for over 7 months by something else which upset me further. Thankfully there are still lovely sweet people out there who care and want to lift others up instead of knocking them down. I'd like to thank TarekGiverOfCookies for being one of these lovely people.

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    Gingerhaole released a work privately which inspired the concept of smutty love letters between Aziraphale and Crowley and it led me to think of what they might have been like at other periods in time. Honestly I have no idea *when* this took place, but it's some shadowy historic time period possibly around Shakespearean times, I have no idea.

    It's just an excuse for some literary smut and porn without plot. Enjoy.

    Also, it's seriously cheesy. But Aziraphale apparently loves it anyway.

    A gift for two lovely artists - Yvesriba for their birthday and being so lovely, and Gingerhaole for inspiring the theme.

    Thanks to Loveneedlesandhay for being a fabulous beta reader (with far more historical literary accuracy than me).

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    The exclusivity period for Love & Lust Through the Ages II Zine is now up so I can share this smutty oneshot with you. Crowley sometimes hangs out at the Hedonism club, as an easy way to meet his lust quotas quickly, until one day Aziraphale walks in, knowing exactly what he’s doing, and demands a ride.


    Crowley’s hands were gripping the guy’s hips tight and things were on the verge of getting more interesting when a voice interrupted them.

    “Excuse me, I think you’ll find you’re sitting in my seat.”


    It’s porn without much plot. CW for some dirty talk (which Aziraphale is enjoying) S word & W word.

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    When Aziraphale finds out that Crowley has only been passing him the easiest jobs to do as part of the Arrangement, he insists that Crowley lets him join in on a more difficult one. When the next hellish order involves tempting criminals to smuggle humans, angel and demon must find a way to subvert the instructions to fulfil the task without harming any innocents. Crowley and Aziraphale pose as fellow gangsters to infiltrate the mob and take things in a more wholesome direction. Expect lots of comedic bickering.

    Crowley does have a few darker moments, but all in the name of saving the innocent. There's plenty of light relief to make up for the brief violent bits. There's no smut in this fic, sorry! They're a bit too busy saving people to fall into bed together this time. Have some light pining on a par with the show instead.

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    Angels and demons can enter people's dreams as part of their job, but sometimes it's nice to do it for fun. Living together, Aziraphale and Crowley happily visit each other in dreams from time to time, and Crowley discovers some hidden desires that his lover would like to explore, so happily makes it a reality.

    Very smutty oneshot to celebrate 100 fics in just over a year, and to thank some friends for their support. Soft fluffy illustration at the end.

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    Illustration of Human Crowley from a Regency Era AU story Molly House by ARealPip. Hence he has human eyes, and in place of his serpent sigil, scarring on his cheek, which he tries to hide somewhat with his sideburns.

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    My first NSFW fan art, along with a lovely smutty fic to accompany it, Crowley has rescued Aziraphale from the Bastille, but knows something is up, and isn't about to let the angel off that easily without an explanation. Over crêpes, he gets his bastard angel to confess his true motivations.

    My prompt was "long hair Crowley, Bastille era, NSFW please". I actually forgot I'd signed up for art, and hadn't actually done any NSFW art yet, so it was a challenge, but I'm really happy with how this came out.

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    the promt was "Christmas Music", which Aziraphale puts on while he decorates the bookshop... at least until a certain demon decides to get up to mischief.

    With thanks to Inkibus for the bastardised song lyrics.

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    A random comment on the discord art server led to this. Crowley experiences tech compatibility issues. The question is, how many times d'you think he's done this? Snek sees small, eratically moving rodenty object, a snek is gonna have certain reactions...

    I purposefully did this really quickly and messy, I wanted to try to get a scribbly cartoon thing going on, without bogging myself down in details and trying to make it look too pretty or perfect.

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    I got a prompt from DarkAngel2891 on the facebook group "Ineffable husbands-Fanfictions Reader and Writer-AO3"

    "Funny Prompt, Aziraphale uses summoning circles to get Crowley out of long boring meetings in Hell. Because demons can't ignore the summons without discorporating, the higher ups can't blame him for answering them. And because it seems like he's popular to warrant them he gets commendations for it.

    My challenge to you is what kind of activities will Aziraphale ask of Crowley in exchange?"

    Well: THIS. (I couldn't resist including a saucy illustration, because the mental image was just too much.) Aziraphale Is Just Enough Of A Bastard To Be Worth Knowing.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are ghosts haunting a graveyard in Blackbury, when Adam Young and his dog visit his Auntie Marjorie Potts (Aka Madame Tracy), who lives there. Adam meets another boy his age, Johnny Maxwell, after hearing about some mysterious events near the cemetery, and the two boys team up to get to the bottom of things. They unearth an injustice, and help put things to rights, so that Crowley will stop getting up to mischief, and so that he and Aziraphale can get what they always wanted - each other.

    This is a crossover AU for a Halloween special called A Big Spooky Fan Zine, the exclusivity period is now up. The Crossover is between Good Omens and Terry Pratchett's "Johnny And The Dead" (for why I chose to mix these together, see this Tumblr post for the many easter eggs that Sir Terry shared between his books.)

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    The exclusivity period for "Bottoms Up" zine is now over, this is my bottom Aziraphale piece, illustrated by Xannytoons.

    Aziraphale indulges Crowley in some light bondage and plays with some of their favourite toys until he's begging for more.

    I also created a bottom Aziraphale piece, "Drop of cream."

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    The exclusivity period is up for "Bottoms Up" NSFW zine. There are two versions - bottom Crowley and bottom Aziraphale - this is my piece for the latter, beautifully illustrated by the talented Ryoukon

    Aziraphale has an embarrassing little secret as they go out for dinner, and Crowley is determined to keep his angel satisfied between courses...

    I also wrote a bottom Crowley piece, "Silk and beads."

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    Someone shared a snippet from the Oxford Mail newspaper in a Good Omens group yesterday. Oxfordshire is where the fictional village of Tadfield is located. We don't have large snakes in the UK (we have little grass snakes, and also pretty small adders, our only venomous snake, but nothing larger). So I wrote a short silly thing to go with the article.

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    on facebook there is a lovely supportive group for all artists called the "Grow Better! Visual Artists" group. For the October ink challenge, we have not one but TWO lists of prompts we can choose from to do each day of October. You can do all of one, all of the other, mix'n'match from between the two for each day (as I've done), get brave and do both, or just do a few as you please.

    I've chosen my favourite of each of the two prompts for each day, and will be posting each here. If you'd like to see the WIP (Work In Progress) images for them as well, they'll be on my instagram @GayDemonicDisaster

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