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Tease -#IneffableValentines2020 prompt 4 by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Miele_Petite
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Feb 2020
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Crowley treats his love to some soft, relaxing teasing touches. Undoubtedly the softest, sweetest, most caring smut I have ever written.
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- Part 4 of Ineffable Valentines 2020
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Poetry #IneffableValentines2020 prompt 3 by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Miele_Petite
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Feb 2020
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I like to imagine that if Crowley ever wrote poetry for his angel, to keep him safe, Crowley would write it, read it, and then consign it to the flames so no one else could ever read it. But he’d always know he’d done it. But after they became their own side? Who knows what he’d do with his words.
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- Part 3 of Ineffable Valentines 2020
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Roses #IneffableValentines2020 prompt 2 by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Miele_Petite
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Feb 2020
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There’s a family of gardeners who grow and sell plants and flowers, specialising in roses. For generations, a curious redheaded gentleman (and presumably his descendants) have been visiting and buying rose bushes from them, and having them collect and cultivate certain types of rose, and even to custom grow a special variety for him. He whisks the roses away somewhere and no one ever knows where.
Then one day, Aziraphale finds out…
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- Part 2 of Ineffable Valentines 2020
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Chocolate #ineffableValentines2020 prompt 1 by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Miele_Petite
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Feb 2020
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Crowley has a longstanding aversion to chocolate, and blames it squarely on Aziraphale. Perhaps he just needed sufficient motivation to appreciate it properly, that and a few thousand years of product development from the humans. Trust me, it’s worth it for the ending ;)
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- Part 1 of Ineffable Valentines 2020
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The trouble with dragons by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for theycallmeDernhelm (onyourleft084)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Jan 2020
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A certain time of year could be problematic for Crowley…
Because the last thing he’d been expecting when he wandered into the shopping centre was to come face to face with a dragon.
.......Some ineffable husbands bickering, mostly.
A gift to theycallmeDernhelm for the fic prompt on twitter. -
Wet'N'Wild by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Jan 2020
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So, another crack!fic of comedy porn was demanded for the “Throat-Spackling Twunts and Other Nonsense” collection (& discord server), On one of the NSFW Good Omens facebook groups, a post was shared which went:
“Do ya pu$$y ever randomly get wet and you’re just like ???? what is it girl??? What do you see???”
The comment was “I saw this and it made me think about if Aziraphale decided to have a vulva but didn’t really think too much about how they work and he just gets wet when he sees Crowley and either (a) freaks the fuck out or (b) asks Crowley what the deal is and Crowley chokes on air, and now I’m just giggling like a nut.”
So I was dared to write a crack version.
This is absolutely not meant to be taken seriously. Somehow the “Not on the plants, dear, we’re British” fic led to this nonsense. I’m not even sorry any more, I’m going to hell anyway. See you filthy buggers down there. *Raises glass*.NEW! JuliaJekyll has done a PODFIC go and have a listen!
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Not on the plants, dear, we’re British (NOW WITH ART!) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for IneffableAlien
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Jan 2020
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Crowley has a sad/angry wank and takes out his frustration on his plants. Literally.
(I dunno, I struggled to find a title for this pile of excrement.)
A drunken ExMarks very kindly did a youtube reading of my atrocious fic, enjoy, I did!JuliaJekyll *ALSO* did a PODFIC
Miel_Petite illustrated my chaotic comedy nonsense, NSFW illustration at the end of the fic.
FYI the title came from "No sex please, we're British", an obscure old comedy. -
Made With Love by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Nov 2019
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Crowley loves his angel, and makes him a little packed lunch every day for work at the bookshop...
Inspired by a meme posted in the "Ineffable Husbands" facebook group: "I make my husband a sandwich every day for work. Once, I jokingly kissed it to show him I made it "with love". But then for some reason it stuck, and that just became the habit. Make sandwich, give it a little smooch, put it into baggie. Except when I'm mad at him. Then that sandwich isn't made with love. It gets no kiss. Yeah, enjoy that sandwich, jerkface, I hope it tastes like despair."
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Drip, Drip... by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Nov 2019
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Crowley has a present for his angel, and it's going to get messy. Dom Crowley, Sub Aziraphale. Crowley wants his angel to wear a vulva today, and is going to do interesting things to it.
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L-Space by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), rincewind - Fandom
18 Nov 2019
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The Late Great Sir Terry Pratchett often expounded on the complexities of L-Space linking time, space and universes, and oft described bookshops exactly like Aziraphale's as being a conduit or portal to access it. Aziraphale encounters unexpected guests, and Crowley has a guilty secret about certain shenanigans.
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- Part 2 of Flaming Nonsense
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Celestial Blade by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Nov 2019
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Comedy: Aziraphale has an embarrassing little problem when he gets angry.
Inspired by a funny post and requested on the "ineffable husbands" facebook group.Series
- Part 1 of Flaming Nonsense
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Protection by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Oct 2019
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In the weeks after Armageddon't, an inept fallen angel and a concientious objector principality are at a loss of what to do with themselves, and feeling uneasy... Includes soft loving moments, but takes a hard turn into a rampage into Hell, with Aziraphale going full-on Cherubim warrior with lots of smiting and holy wrath.
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- Part 1 of Protection