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Anne Walker's Guide to Raising Six Gifted Children by someonecallhere
Fandoms: Maximum Ride - James Patterson
16 Jul 2023
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It starts as an average mission. Find the six erratically flying objects and figure out something to put in the official report. Instead, Anne comes to realize these kids just need a home. Slice of life AU, Anne is not with the School.
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Holidays Weren't Just for Kids by someonecallhere
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), Rise of the Guardians (2012), Guardians of Childhood - William Joyce
04 May 2022
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Ultimately, John figured he had time. He needed to research these childhood myths. But Christmas was ages away and the Easter Bunny myth was too inconsistent to hold value. Dean, though, managed to lose another tooth the next week.
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What did happen to the refugees in the mines?
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Stoick cleans up a lot of Hiccup's messes, but this time Stoick is determined to find Hiccup before it get too out of hand. In the ice fields a far way from Berk, though, Stoick finds something he never imagined.
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While traveling through space a very important day comes up. Of course the team has stop to recognize it.
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It's only a magic spell, and Tim has a plan. To get help. Immediately!
It's not his fault Damian happens.
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27 Jul 2025
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The universe Bruce wakes up in has superheroes, aliens and, somewhat more strangely, it also has four children living in Wayne Manor.
Bruce Wayne is almost forty. He's been an innovator, a philanthropist and GQ's Most Wanted twelve years counting. He doesn't remember being a dad. But now that he is, he's going to be the best dad one could possibly be.
Or: Batman is a dick. AU-Bruce saves the day.
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- Part 1 of The French Mistake(s)
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18 Jul 2025
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"Wordlessly, and slowly, Bruce takes one breath after another, composing himself. He hands Jason the slightly crumpled sheet of paper. Jason reads it quickly. Quicker than Bruce, but he reads it again and again and again. Finally snapping with panicked urgency, 'What the fuck is this?'
Bruce, completely devoid of any inflection, forces himself to simply state the facts in front of him. 'That is Red Robin’s two week notice.'"
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Tim really thought leaving would be a lot easier. Both figuratively and literally.
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14 Nov 2024
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Damian wants to befriend Tim, but after their difficult start, Tim is more guarded than ever.
Then Dick says something that changes everything.
"Treat him like an abused cat."
And Damian does.
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- Part 11 of Batfamily Fluff
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Batstream by RandomReader13 for Ginevra_Benci, MousesizeDragon
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
06 Feb 2022
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“I want it on record that I think this is a terrible idea and I’m only doing this to mitigate the damage."
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Red Robin decides it's a great idea to livestream patrol while Batman's off-world. It goes about as well as you'd expect.